fugly foobar

ugh.rb

eval(
(%w[
  1 0
  1 0 0
]).zip(%w[
  o d
  e v n
]).map{ |(to, fro)|
  %Q{
    #{to}.upto(9) do |#{fro}|
  }
}.concat([
  "if 2 * (( 100 * o ) + ( 11 * d )) == ((1000 * e) + (100 * v) + (10 * e) + n)" <<
  %q{
    puts "ODD  =  #{%w:o  d  d:.map{|it| eval(it)}.join} " +
         "and "+
         "EVEN =  #{%w:e v e n:.map{|it| eval(it)}.join}"
  } << 
  " #{6.times.collect{ "\nend\n" }.join}"
])
  .join
)

actually, this is kind of interesting, now that I actually pay attention to what I read.

do you ever do that?

( paying attention to me when I am talking to you)

HOLY FUCK, why did I not get notifications for this github? :(

ROMY, your inane banter is deprived of any semblance of fundament

I always pay the utmost attention...

setTimeout(function(){
  console.log(
     "... to you"
  )
}, 9007199254740992)

that number waits for a fuckton of time. Better rtfm.

# `LUIS`, ## I have attached the picture ( _it's at the right, BTW, just in case you don't notice_ ) that I took of you when I opened the door and **walked in on you hacking PHP in Visual Studio**. Remember that day? Yeah. Sorry to bring it up again, despite my promises and your bribe (which I accepted). # `LUIS`, this is a serious warning ### for you to not deem my words of wisdom _"inane banter"_. Now you know the consequences of such impudence.

and I'm glad that you always pay the utmost attention...

setTimeout(function(){ console.log( "... to me" ) }, 9007199254740992)

This is me in visual studio + php:

F***!

you just had to steal the video clip of me whipping out Haskell in Emacs and photoshop your face on it.

i am beyond words.

I prefer the term "Horse and sparrow" — if you make the horse eat enough oats the sparrows should be able to pick through the sh!t and find enough to survive...

I know we're not talking about trickle down economics but I figured, eh, what the hell

I go out for a couple of hours and find these comments <3 <3 <3