Get a dose of what those silly folks at asciiartfarts.com are up to ...

ascii-art-farts.sh

#!/bin/bash

# Note, requires `pup`
# https://github.com/ericchiang/pup/

# https://stackoverflow.com/questions/368744/shell-scripting-die-on-any-error/368754#368754
set -e

# Temp files
file_html=$(mktemp)
file_ascii=$(mktemp)

# Download html
curl -Ss "http://www.asciiartfarts.com/random.cgi" > "$file_html"

# Write header + newline
cat "$file_html" | pup --plain 'td center h1 text{}' | tr '\n' ' ' > "$file_ascii"
echo "" >> "$file_ascii"

# Write ASCII
cat "$file_html" | pup --plain 'pre text{}' >> "$file_ascii"

# Echo
cat "$file_ascii"

# Remove temp files
rm ${file_html} ${file_ascii}

USAGE.txt

$ ./ascii-art-farts.sh 
# 2204 : DON'T FORGET AHMET AND DIVA 
    _    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/

              ,@@@@@@@@@,      REPEAT:                        
            @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@    WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE NAMES     
           @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   HIS KIDS DWEEZIL AND MOON UNIT 
           @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@                                  
           @@@@@'_   _'@@@@@                                  
            @@@| o   o |@@@   YOUR DEATH DOES NOT ALLEVIATE   
             '@|  (_)  |@'    YOUR MORTAL SIN AGAINST HUMANITY
               \  ___  /      IN THE FORM OF UNREASONABLE     
               |\_`~`_/|      CHILD NAMING PROCEDURES SIR     
          ____/:  `"`  :\____                                 
        /`}}}}}\       /{{{{{`\                               
       /  {{{{{ \     / }}}}}  \                              
      /   }}}}}  \.-./  {{{{{   \                             
     |    {{{{{  / | \  }}}}}    |                            
jgs  |    }}}}}  \/|\/  {{{{{    |                            
     |   /{{{{{   '-'   }}}}}\   |