opinion.py

from random import choice

def opinion(current_distro=None):
    """All the linux opinions you'll ever need."""
    
    distros = ["Xubuntu", "Ubuntu", "Manjaro", "Arch Linux", "Debian", "Kali Linux", "Fedora", "some distro you've probably never heard of"]
    
    sentiments = ["awesome", "great", "a bit of a PITA", "like sticking needles in my eyes", "like ... so bad"]
    
    opinion = "I'm currently using {} and it's {}, but I can't wait to give {} a try, I heard its {}!"
    
    
    if not current_distro:
        current_distro = choice(distros)
        
    return opinion.format(current_distro, choice(sentiments), choice(distros), choice(sentiments))