| Language | Vehicle | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| GoLang | Tesla | The future, but want somebody I know to buy one first |
| Haskell | Batmobile | Looks awesome but you'll never figure out how to drive it |
| Java | Hummer | Uses way more resources than is strictly necessary |
| Perl | Classic Mini | A classic that has influenced many cars, but not practical for 2015 |
| PHP | Fiat Multipla | Ugly, nobody wants to be seen driving this |
| Ruby | Smart Car | Practical design. Will get you around the city fast, but not great on motorways |
| Python | VW Golf | Solid. Reliable. Middle of the road. |
| NodeJS | Bicycle | No licence required. An everyday vehicle for everyone. |
| .NET | Zipcar | Rental. Your car belongs to somebody else |
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September 3, 2015 13:03
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hm, what about Crystal, Elixir, Erlang?
Excuse me, I think you got Python and NodeJS backwards.
What about F#?
PHP <3
If JS is a bicycle, does that mean TypeScript is a bike with training wheels?
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Wow, that's biased AF. Java has been pretty fast for a while, Node is incredibly versatile, and Python is a mess with the 2.x and 3.x versions.