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July 2, 2011 04:43
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I hear the FCC wrote a WordPress plugin. This is what I expected it to be.
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<?php | |
class FCC_Safe_Harbor_Indecency_Plugin { | |
static $instance; | |
private $seven_dirty = array( | |
'shit(s|ty|head)?' => '{BLEEP}$1', | |
'piss(es|ed|ing)?' => '{BLEEP}$1', | |
'fuck(s|er|ers|ing|ed)?' => '{BLEEP}$1', | |
'cunt([ys])?' => '{BLEEP}$1', | |
'cock(sucker[s]?)' => '{BLEEP}$1', | |
'(mother)fuck(s|er|ers|ing|ed)?' => '$1{BLEEP}$2', | |
'tit(s|ty|ties)?' => '{BLEEP}$1', | |
); | |
public function __construct() { | |
$hour = date( 'G', current_time( 'timestamp' ) ); | |
if ( $hour < 22 && $hour > 6 ) { | |
add_filter( 'the_content', array( $this, 'the_content' ) ); | |
} | |
} | |
public function the_content( $content ) { | |
foreach ( $this->seven_dirty as $word => $replacement ) { | |
$content = preg_replace( '#\b' . $word . '\b#i', $replacement, $content ); | |
} | |
return $content; | |
} | |
} | |
new FCC_Safe_Harbor_Indecency_Plugin; |
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@markjaquith In that case, distribute the blog onto several hosts around the world and use DNS to switch stations as the time changes. Always be "broadcasting" from where it is 2200-0600.