official semicolon style of @maxogden

index.js

function toCSV = function(table, cb) {
;;;;var cmd = spawn('mdb-export', [this.file, table])
;;;;cmd.stdout.pipe(concat(function(err, out) {
;;;;;;;;;;;;if (err) return cb(err)
;;;;;;;;;;;;if (!out) return cb('no output')
;;;;;;;;;;;;cb(false, out.toString())
;;;;;;;;}))
}

:O

:nice:

;;;;;;undefined = void(

);;;

why are you indenting by 4 semicolons? you a moron

function toCSV = function(table, cb) {
;var cmd = spawn('mdb-export', [this.file, table])
;cmd.stdout.pipe(concat(function(err, out) {
;;if (err) return cb(err)
;;;if (!out) return cb('no output')
;;;;;auth(out, function (err, token) {
;;;;;;;;if(err)
;;;;;;;;;;;;;throw err
;;;;;;;;cb(false, out.toString())
;;;;;})
;;;}))
}

it's much more elegant to indent according to the Fibonacci sequence.

Have we learned nothing from Python?

function toCSV = function(table, cb)
;;;;var cmd = spawn('mdb-export', [this.file, table])
;;;;cmd.stdout.pipe(concat(function(err, out)
;;;;;;;;;;;;if (err) return cb(err)
;;;;;;;;;;;;if (!out) return cb('no output')
;;;;;;;;;;;;cb(false, out.toString())
;;;;;;;;))

How would you indent this code example?

Might I suggest:

var magicWords = [ "abracadabra"
/*;;;;;;;;;;;;;*/, "gesundheit"
/*;;;;;;;;;;;;;*/, "ventrilo"
/*;;;;;;;;;;;;;*/]
/**/, spells = { "fireball" : function () { setOnFire() }
/*;;;;;;;;;;;*/, "water" : function () { putOut() }
/*;;;;;;;;;;;*/}
/**/, a = 1
/**/, b = "abc"
/**/, etc
/**/, somethingElse