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Just dreamt of going to a conf to give a talk, but then on the day i get pulled for some shitty reason. @dshafik doesnt make it his session, but the organisers make me babysit a bunch of kids and leave the slot empty instead of asking me to fill it.
I get really angry that i spent all this effort and money getting to the conf and the organiser tells me i should watch Orange is the New Black and it would explain it.
I end up stood in the middle of a car park in this city, not wanting to walk in the same direction as the organisers.
An attendee then finds me and tells me how i have inspired her and thanks me for the work ive done before and she asks me where im going. I tell her i wanted to go into the city to get food but didn't want to walk with the organisers. She offers to show me another way into town and I end up hanging out with her.
She made the whole thing worth it.
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