Shell script to detect whether your network connection is being tapped by your IT department or ISP.

tap_detect.sh

#!/bin/bash
# I take absolutely no responsibility for anything that happens when you run this.

while true; do
	curl -s "http://www.google.com/?q=hardcore+porn" > /dev/null &\
	curl -s "http://www.google.com/?q=kiddie+porn" > /dev/null &\
	
	echo -n "."
	sleep 5
	
	if [ $AUTHORITIES_SHOW_UP ]; then
		echo
		echo
		echo "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
		echo "CONNECTION IS BEING TAPPED"
		echo "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
		echo
		break
	fi
done