Resume

gistfile1.php

<?php

/**
 * Resume in PHP
 * 
 * @author: Nathan Lippi <nathan.lippi@gmail.com>
 * 
 */
class ResumeConcrete extends AbstractResume
{
    public function getMyObjective() {
        $objective = "To bring my abilities which enable me to engineer "      .
                     "creative, pragmatic and maintainable solutions into an " .
                     "environment where they can flourish, while honing my "   .
                     "craft alongside intelligent, energetic co-workers.";

        return $objective;
    }
}

abstract class AbstractResume
{
    public function getWorkExperience() {
        $ret = array();

        $ret[] = array(
            "place" => "Aego",
            "url"   => "BitSplit.it",
            "time"  => "2014-Present",
            "desc"  => "Conceived of, implemented, and scaled a dynamic "      .
                       "bitcoin lottery in which playing well involves "       .
                       "skill.",
            "exp"   => "Learned, more in depth, the pros and cons of both "    .
                       "relational and non-relational databases. Experienced " .
                       "the power and frustration of async environments.",
            "tech"  => array("NodeJS", "MongoDB", "Redis", "PostgreSQL",
                             "Linux", "AWS", "CSS", "HTML")
        );

        $ret[] = array(
            "place" => "ITKinfo",
            "url"   => "ReportMule.com",
            "time"  => "2010-Present",
            "desc"  => "Conceived of, programmed, designed, and maintained "   .
                       "an in-production web app that helps a Los Angeles  "   .
                       "company build large reports for media-monitoring "     .
                       "departments of large companies such as Dreamworks, "   .
                       "Facebook, Zynga.",
            "exp"  => "My first in-production code.  Learned (the hard way) "  .
                      "about creating software that works well.",
            "tech" => array("PHP", "javascript", "Python", "MySQL", "AWS",
                            "CSS", "HTML")
        );

        $ret[] = array(
            "place" => "Lemonfree.com",
            "url"   => "private",
            "time"  => "2012-2014",
            "desc"  => "Designed and maintained a specialized and *scalable* " .
                       "scraper that can be managed from a web-ui using only " .
                       "CSS-style selectors.",
            "exp"   => "Learned about working at scale, refactoring, and "     .
                       "creating readable, testable code.",
            "tech"  => array("PHP", "MySQL", "Ruby", "Bash", "AWS", "Linux")
        );

        $ret[] = array(
            "place" => "AegoBooks",
            "url"   => "NA",
            "time"  => "2009-Present",
            "desc"  => "Hired and worked with programmers to successfully "    .
                       "create and run software that automated arbitrage "     .
                       "between book markets on Amazon and Ebay.",
            "tech"  => array("Java", "Windows")
        );

        return $ret;
    }

    public function getEducationFormal() {
        $ret = array();

        $ret[] = array(
            "place" => "Andrews University",
            "time"  => "2004-2008",
            "desc"  => "Learned how to get inside people's heads while "       .
                       "running harmlessly subversive and informal "           .
                       "swing-dance and poker groups.",
            "tech"  => array("IPod")
        );

        $ret[] = array(
            "place" => "Berrien Springs High School",
            "time"  => "1999-2003",
            "desc"  => "Spent half my day at an accelerated Math and Science " .
                       "Center, honing my mad math skills and taking some CS " .
                       "classes, scoring 5/5 on the C++ AP test along the "    .
                       "way.  Wrote 2 note-worthy TI-83 programs: one to"      .
                       "calculate the square root of a number to more digits " .
                       "than the calculator itself, another much-loved "       .
                       " (by yours truly) game appropriately-named "           .
                       "\"Fishin'\"",
            "tech"  => array("C++", "TI-83 Basic", "Lego Mindstorms Basic")
        );

        return $ret;
    }
}


// Generate the resume

function displaySeparator($level = 6) {
    echo str_repeat("=", pow(2, $level)), PHP_EOL;
}
function displaySubtitle($text, $level = 6) {
    echo PHP_EOL, PHP_EOL;
    displaySeparator($level);
    echo "=== ", $text, PHP_EOL;
    displaySeparator($level);
}
function displayExpArr($expArr) {
    foreach($expArr as $job) {
        displaySubtitle($job["place"], 4);
        echo "Time Period: ", $job["time"], PHP_EOL;
        if(isset($job["tech"])) {
            echo "Tech:        ", implode($job["tech"], ", "), PHP_EOL; }
        echo "Description: ", wordwrap($job["desc"]), PHP_EOL;
        if(isset($job["exp"])) {
            echo "Experience:  ", wordwrap($job["exp"]), PHP_EOL; }
    }
}

$asciiTitle = <<< ASCII
  ____                                
 |  _ \ ___  ___ _   _ _ __ ___   ___ 
 | |_) / _ \/ __| | | | '_ ` _ \ / _ \
 |  _ <  __/\__ \ |_| | | | | | |  __/
 |_| \_\___||___/\__,_|_| |_| |_|\___|
ASCII;

echo $asciiTitle;

$resume = new ResumeConcrete();

displaySubtitle("Objective");
echo wordwrap($resume->getMyObjective());

displaySubtitle("Work Experience");
displayExpArr($resume->getWorkExperience());

displaySubtitle("Formal Education");
displayExpArr($resume->getEducationFormal());

?>