This is all of @sadserver's tweets packaged in a file ready to be converted into a .dat file for the fortune program.
- Install fortune if your distro doesn't already have it.
- Convert this into a fortune file run
strfile -c % sadserver_tweets sadserver_tweets.dat - Copy the files into your fortune directory
cp sadserver_tweets sadserver_tweets.dat /usr/local/share/games/fortunes. Note that I'm on OS X so the file path reflects that. Linux is going to be something like/usr/share/games/fortunes. - Add a line to your shell's profile/rc file. I.e.
fortune sadserver_tweets - Laugh/cry when you log into your desktop/servers.