lol() : improving the console.log through dynamic LULZ injection

lol()

/**
 * lol()
 * improving the console.log through dynamic LULZ injection
 *
 * history
 * - v0.0 RC - 2014-08-08 - 13h01 : initial release
 * - v0.1 RC - 2014-08-08 - 13h29 : DogeScript support
 *
 * Licensed under WTFPL
 *
 *             DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
 *                    Version 2, December 2004
 *
 * Copyright (c) 2014 Nicolas Barradeau <barradeau@gmail.com>;
 * http://www.barradeau.com/
 *
 * Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
 * copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
 * as the name is changed.
 *
 *            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
 *   TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION
 *
 *  0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
 *
 *
 * resources:
 * - http://tobyho.com/2012/07/27/taking-over-console-log/
 * - http://mistupid.com/internet/chattalk.htm
 * - http://the-toast.net/2014/02/06/linguist-explains-grammar-doge-wow/
 */

/*
 * CORE SCRIPT :
 *
 **/

function lol( enableDogeScript )
{
    //default LULZ set
    var thesaurus = [
                    "lol",
                    "lolz",
                    "lulz",
                    "lmao",
                    "lmfao",
                    "rofl"
                    ];

    //DogeScript set

    enableDogeScript = enableDogeScript || false;
    var useDogeScript = enableDogeScript == true;
    if( useDogeScript )
    {
        thesaurus = [
                    "such",
                    "much",
                    "very",
                    "many",
                    "so"
                    ];

        var singleStatements = [
                                "wow",
                                "amaze",
                                "excite"
                                ];

        var punctuation =   [
                            ".",
                            "!"
                            ];
    }

    var console = (window.console = window.console || {});

    var original = console[ 'log' ];
    console[ "log" ] = function(){

        var count = 0;
        var args = Array.prototype.slice.apply( arguments );

        if( !useDogeScript )
        {

            var id = parseInt( Math.random() * thesaurus.length );
            var message = thesaurus[ id ].toUpperCase();

            //OMG?
            if( Math.random() > .5 )
            {
                message = ( (Math.random() > .5 ) ? "OMG " : "OMFG " ) + message;
            }

            //how many exclamationMarks?
            count = 1 + parseInt( Math.random() * 10 );
            while( count-- )
            {
                message += " !";
            }

            //prepend or append ?
            if( Math.random() < .5 )
            {
                message += " =>";
                args.unshift( message  );
            }
            else
            {
                message = "<= " + message;
                args.push( message );
            }
            original.apply( console, args );

        }
        else
        {
            var tmp = [];
            args.forEach( function( item )
            {

                var lineBreaks = "";
                count = parseInt( Math.random() * 5 );
                while( count-- )lineBreaks +='\n';

                var whiteSpace = "";
                count = parseInt( Math.random() * 10 );
                while( count-- )whiteSpace +='\t';

                var dogeWord = lineBreaks + whiteSpace + thesaurus[ parseInt( thesaurus.length * Math.random() ) ];
                tmp.push( dogeWord, item );

                var dogePunctuation = ( Math.random() < .5 ) ? "\n" : "!\n";
                if( dogePunctuation != "") tmp.push( dogePunctuation );

            });

            var finalWord = singleStatements[ parseInt( singleStatements.length * Math.random() ) ] + punctuation[ parseInt( punctuation.length * Math.random() ) ];
            if( Math.random() > .5 ) tmp.push( finalWord );

            //let the magic happen
            original.apply( console, tmp );
        }

    };

}

/*
 * sample usage :
 *
 **/

console.log( "regular console.log:" );
console.log( "a", 123, {b:0, c:function(){} } );
console.log( "boring.\n" );

lol();
console.log( "improved console.log:" );
console.log( "a", 123, {b:0, c:function(){} } );

/**
 excpeted result:

     regular console.log: tmp.html:306
     a 123 Object {b: 0, c: function}
     boring.

     improved console.log: <= OMG LULZ ! !
     LOL ! => a 123 Object {b: 0, c: function}
 */

/*
// enable DogeScript :
    lol( true );

        much a

                                much 123 !



                        such Object {b: 0, c: function}

        wow!
//*/

/*
    NB:
    calling lol() then lol( true ) will mix both.
*/