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  1. oaustegard revised this gist Feb 26, 2025. 1 changed file with 35 additions and 36 deletions.
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    ## Shindig
    # Shindig

    A country boy from where I'm from
    Who'd been city-bound for a spell
    Layin' there cryin' on my couch
    For the homestead he once knew
    He said, "Shoulda made do with what I had—
    Twenty head and cornbread mush.
    A little patch of God's green hell from here"
    Who'd lived in town for quite a spell
    Was cryin' on my couch that night
    For the home he knew so well
    He said, "I shoulda been content to stay
    With twenty head and cornbread fare
    A little farm to hell with all this city air"

    'Round midnight she came callin'
    My old flame with her head full of trouble
    She was sour, said it was over now
    Been done since twenty-twelve, I reckoned
    She said, "You used to wanna burn it all down
    Now you got a bike with fancy bags
    Your hair's gone thin, and your belly's grown
    Chickenshit"
    'Round midnight my ex appeared
    Troublin' us with her state of mind
    She was pissed, said we're through for good
    Since twelve years back, I quietly opined
    She said, "You used to light the world aflame
    Now your bike has saddle bags
    Your hairline's thin, your gut hangs out, you've lost your game, chickenshit"

    A buddy of mine from down the coast
    Who'd been wastin' away for a time
    Jumped on the table like a spring
    Wantin' to talk to the Lord above
    He said, "If I'm meant to get another go-round:
    Why do I gotta die first?
    Not sure I'm keen on testin' that water"
    A buddy from down the coast
    Who'd been wastin' away too long
    Leapt on the table like a spring
    Wantin' words with God head-on
    He said, "If I'm gettin' one more go around
    Why must I first taste of death?
    Not sure I want to try that gamble out of bounds"

    Hog-Billy's big and round
    Hog-Billy's stout and round
    He sat by my coastal friend
    And halfway through supper he changed his tune
    Started callin' himself Little Pete
    He said, "Mind if I stay the night?
    The dark and moon put the fear in me
    In the shadows things happen quick and mean"
    And halfway through our supper there
    Little Pete is who he became instead
    He said, "Mind if I crash right here tonight?
    The moon and dark fill me with dread
    In shadows things can happen swift without a light"

    And while the moon hangs bright
    I hear myself showin' her out
    The country boy gets swept away
    Hog-Billy takes my coastal friend
    I'm thinkin': now I've really done it good
    Ain't nobody I know who's right in the head
    And the rest can piss right off
    That's all folks
    And while the pale moon shines
    I hear my ex in the other room
    Takin' that country boy to bed
    While Hog-Billy and my coastal friend consume
    Each other, and I think to myself:
    None of my friends are right in the head,
    And the rest can go to hell.
    That's all.
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    ## Shindig

    A country boy from where I'm from
    Who'd been city-bound for a spell
    Layin' there cryin' on my couch
    For the homestead he once knew
    He said, "Shoulda made do with what I had—
    Twenty head and cornbread mush.
    A little patch of God's green hell from here"

    'Round midnight she came callin'
    My old flame with her head full of trouble
    She was sour, said it was over now
    Been done since twenty-twelve, I reckoned
    She said, "You used to wanna burn it all down
    Now you got a bike with fancy bags
    Your hair's gone thin, and your belly's grown
    Chickenshit"

    A buddy of mine from down the coast
    Who'd been wastin' away for a time
    Jumped on the table like a spring
    Wantin' to talk to the Lord above
    He said, "If I'm meant to get another go-round:
    Why do I gotta die first?
    Not sure I'm keen on testin' that water"

    Hog-Billy's big and round
    He sat by my coastal friend
    And halfway through supper he changed his tune
    Started callin' himself Little Pete
    He said, "Mind if I stay the night?
    The dark and moon put the fear in me
    In the shadows things happen quick and mean"

    And while the moon hangs bright
    I hear myself showin' her out
    The country boy gets swept away
    Hog-Billy takes my coastal friend
    I'm thinkin': now I've really done it good
    Ain't nobody I know who's right in the head
    And the rest can piss right off
    That's all folks