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I hereby claim:

• I am orourkek on github.
• I am korourke_sg (https://keybase.io/korourke_sg) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASAnMDdc30lXoafTUh3qnmJAZQk5LZUliGLH9Ekv7aOU4wo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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Go to any color palette on flatuicolors.com (e.g. https://flatuicolors.com/palette/de), then paste & execute the script below in the browser console:

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In my last blog on this topic, I claimed that the choice to use RequireJS handcuffed you to the less than awesome experience of using a browser based test runner. I was wrong! Surprised? Yeah, me neither.

I describe my ideal testing experience to be this: Anytime something changes, my personal robot army runs unit tests and tells me what I broke without me having to lift a god damned finger. I'm a programmer, I'm lazy, that's why I do this; so I can automate my life, my code, my income, and just retire to an island while my robots run shit. I'm not quite there yet, but this is here to share with you, how I finally figured out step 1337 of this plan - Automated Javascript Unit Testing.

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In this post, I'm not planning to go deep into how to write unit tests, mock, spy, or any of that. This is going to be about where and how the tests are run, not how to write them. If you're just getting started with testing your RequireJS modules, check out [amd-testing][1] and [RequireJS + Chai + Moc

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For the scenario, imagine posts has a foreign key user_id referencing users.id

public function up()
{
	Schema::create('posts', function(Blueprint $table) {
		$table->increments('id');
		$table->string('title');
		$table->text('body');

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# Usage:
# source iterm2.zsh

# iTerm2 window/tab color commands
#   Requires iTerm2 >= Build 1.0.0.20110804
#   http://code.google.com/p/iterm2/wiki/ProprietaryEscapeCodes
tab-color() {
    echo -ne "\033]6;1;bg;red;brightness;$1\a"
    echo -ne "\033]6;1;bg;green;brightness;$2\a"
    echo -ne "\033]6;1;bg;blue;brightness;$3\a"

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<?php 
  class Order
    {
        public $id;

        function __construct($id)
        {
            $this->mediator = new Mediator();
        }