Paul Irish paulirish

## asciiify-the-canvas.js
// works great on about:dino

// 1. save this file to your snippets.
// 2. load about:dino
// 3. evaluate the snippet
// 4. hit up arrow to trigger the game.
// 5. profit

(function() {
  perfnow = performance.now;

## localhost_2018-03-12_17-55-45.lighthouse.report.json
{"userAgent":"Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_13_3) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/66.0.3358.0 Safari/537.36","environment":{"networkUserAgent":"Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 6.0.1; Nexus 5 Build/MRA58N) AppleWebKit/537.36(KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/66.0.3359.30 Mobile Safari/537.36","hostUserAgent":"Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_13_3) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/66.0.3358.0 Safari/537.36","benchmarkIndex":1000},"lighthouseVersion":"4.3.1","fetchTime":"2018-03-13T00:55:45.840Z","requestedUrl":"http://localhost:10200/dobetterweb/dbw_tester.html","finalUrl":"http://localhost:10200/dobetterweb/dbw_tester.html","runWarnings":[],"audits":{"is-on-https":{"id":"is-on-https","title":"Does not use HTTPS","description":"All sites should be protected with HTTPS, even ones that don't handle sensitive data. HTTPS prevents intruders from tampering with or passively listening in on the communications between your app and your users, and is a prerequisite for HTTP/2 and man

## thing.js
document.body.innerHTML = 'Paste or drop items onto this page. View results in console.';


function getPayload(item) {
  const kind = item.kind;
  switch (kind) {
    case 'string': return new Promise(res => item.getAsString(res));
    case 'file': return Promise.resolve(item.getAsFile());
    default: throw new Error('unknown item kind! ' + kind);
  }

## generate_report.js
'use strict';

/* eslint-disable */

const fs = require('fs');
const path = require('path');

const ReportGenerator = require('../../lighthouse-core/report/report-generator');

const jsonPath = __dirname + '/../_json/';

## eqt.js
// Expected Queueing Time
// https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Vgu7-R84Ym3lbfTRi98vpdspRr1UwORB4UV-p9K1FF0/edit
// Initial impl by Nicolás Peña (npm), Tim Dresser (tdresser)

// Usage:
//     var eqt = EQT.begin();
//     // ...
//     const {expectedQueueingTime} = EQT.end();
class EQT {
  constructor() {

## genesis_public_key
0459bbe48fa3e4591000459ccc8f6a6e0b046f51acbfacd862e9d402b5379d3ff00a6569b94f838772e0362eba4af38f9a856d177b9b8f936615f21cc5607a803e

## log-the-datatransfer-data.js
document.body.innerHTML = 'Paste or drop items onto this page. View results in console.';


function getPayload(item) {
  const kind = item.kind;
  switch (kind) {
    case 'string': return new Promise(res => item.getAsString(res));
    case 'file': return Promise.resolve(item.getAsFile());
    default: throw new Error('unknown item kind! ' + kind);
  }

## coverage.js
'use strict';

const chromeLauncher = require('chrome-launcher');
const CDP = require('chrome-remote-interface');

const launchChrome = () =>
  chromeLauncher.launch({
    chromeFlags: ['--disable-gpu', '--headless']
  });

## install_mosh_locally.sh
#!/bin/bash

# 2017-06 (paulirish): updated for latest sources
# and incorporated fixes from my comments here: https://gist.github.com/xiaom/8264691#gistcomment-1648455

# 2015-ish (zmil): this script does absolutely ZERO error checking.   however, it worked
# for me on a RHEL 6.3 machine on 2012-08-08.  clearly, the version numbers
# and/or URLs should be made variables.  cheers,  zmil...@cs.wisc.edu

set -x

## server-timing-demo.js
// see for screenshot:
//     https://twitter.com/paul_irish/status/829090506084749312

const http = require('http');

function requestHandler(request, response) {
	const headers = {
		'Server-Timing': `
		  sql-1;desc="MySQL lookup Server";dur=100,
		  sql-2;dur=900;desc="MySQL shard Server #1",
	// works great on about:dino

	// 1. save this file to your snippets.
	// 2. load about:dino
	// 3. evaluate the snippet
	// 4. hit up arrow to trigger the game.
	// 5. profit

	(function() {
	perfnow = performance.now;
	document.body.innerHTML = 'Paste or drop items onto this page. View results in console.';


	function getPayload(item) {
	const kind = item.kind;
	switch (kind) {
	case 'string': return new Promise(res => item.getAsString(res));
	case 'file': return Promise.resolve(item.getAsFile());
	default: throw new Error('unknown item kind! ' + kind);
	}
	'use strict';

	/* eslint-disable */

	const fs = require('fs');
	const path = require('path');

	const ReportGenerator = require('../../lighthouse-core/report/report-generator');

	const jsonPath = __dirname + '/../_json/';
	// Expected Queueing Time
	// https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Vgu7-R84Ym3lbfTRi98vpdspRr1UwORB4UV-p9K1FF0/edit
	// Initial impl by Nicolás Peña (npm), Tim Dresser (tdresser)

	// Usage:
	// var eqt = EQT.begin();
	// // ...
	// const {expectedQueueingTime} = EQT.end();
	class EQT {
	constructor() {
	'use strict';

	const chromeLauncher = require('chrome-launcher');
	const CDP = require('chrome-remote-interface');

	const launchChrome = () =>
	chromeLauncher.launch({
	chromeFlags: ['--disable-gpu', '--headless']
	});
	#!/bin/bash

	# 2017-06 (paulirish): updated for latest sources
	# and incorporated fixes from my comments here: https://gist.github.com/xiaom/8264691#gistcomment-1648455

	# 2015-ish (zmil): this script does absolutely ZERO error checking. however, it worked
	# for me on a RHEL 6.3 machine on 2012-08-08. clearly, the version numbers
	# and/or URLs should be made variables. cheers, zmil...@cs.wisc.edu

	set -x
	// see for screenshot:
	// https://twitter.com/paul_irish/status/829090506084749312

	const http = require('http');

	function requestHandler(request, response) {
	const headers = {
	'Server-Timing': `
	sql-1;desc="MySQL lookup Server";dur=100,
	sql-2;dur=900;desc="MySQL shard Server #1",