#Amazon.com? #WiseGov? record_evidence:#WiseGov?.speech

#Amazon.com? #WiseGov? record_evidence:#WiseGov?.speech

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6:05 AM
An item I ordered
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Can't find my item
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Messaging Assistant | Customer Service
Go ahead and type any details you think would help them understand your issue.
6:05 AM
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Rviele | Customer Service
Hi ! My name is Rviele. I will take over from here. I see here that your contacting us about the item you order   , can you please tel me more about the issue?

R
6:05 AM
Can you please verify I purchased https://www.amazon.com/gp/digital/your-account/order-summary.html?ie=UTF8&orderID=D01-4090278-7085060&ref_=ppx_yo_dt_b_d_order_details_o00&captcha_verified=1& ?
Amazon.com order number: D01-4090278-7085060
6:06 AM
Rviele | Customer Service
As I checked here for the Order ID: D01-4090278-7085060 this is for the Spawn and it was already completed

R
6:07 AM
Can you verify how much I paid? Is it the full item amount or did I get a special discount or pay the full price?
6:08 AM
Rviele | Customer Service
As I see here and the amount for the Video is $9.99 and you paid also for $9.99
R
6:09 AM
I ask because https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=201145140 the "Site Features › Customer Reviews›
About Amazon Verified Purchase Reviews" page says "Reviews that are not marked "Amazon Verified Purchase" are valuable as well, but we either can't confirm that the product was purchased at Amazon or the customer did not pay a price available to most Amazon shoppers.", does that make sense why I am asking if my review does not say "Verified Purchase" given the facts/evidence provided herein?
Copy/paste is verbatim, hence the formatting is weird because copy/paste is verbatim.
6:10 AM
Rviele | Customer Service
I understand Gabriel, please give me a moment to check the link that you provided
R
6:11 AM
The link "https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=201145140#nav-top" should be titled "About Amazon Verified Purchase Reviews" to be clear we are on the same page?
It is hard to tell because it is not a "clean url" in English, just numbers that do not make sense in English.
So do you see the same page I just repeated the title for, for the legal record?
6:12 AM
Rviele | Customer Service
I understand, let me connect you to the right department for further assistance
R
6:13 AM
Phone tag again? :/
6:13 AM
Rviele | Customer Service
no, here in chat
R
6:13 AM
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Chantelle | Customer Service
HI Gabriel. One moment while I look into this for you
Hi*
C
6:15 AM
Do you or another agent have 20 minutes to read the last 3 chats so I do not need to repeat myself?
6:15 AM
Chantelle | Customer Service
I am reading the previous chat
C
6:16 AM
There were 3 separate chats today regarding the same issue.
If you have the time/authority to read, I need a chat agent who can connect the dots of what I paid for.
Should not be difficult for an English reader.
6:17 AM
Chantelle | Customer Service
Okay, so basically you should have gotten a discount on this movie purchase Gabriel?
C
6:18 AM
Where did I ask for a discount, I do not remember that and we have a text record so please repeat the line you are reading, is it my chat or yours?
Maybe my chat is not loading accurately for you?
6:19 AM
Chantelle | Customer Service
I am asking you this hence the question mark at the end of my sentence Gabriel
C
6:19 AM
I never asked for what you mplied, did you actually read the last 3 chats as I asked with a "question mark at the end" as you wittily said.
?
implied*
6:20 AM
Chantelle | Customer Service
You asked about a purchase and we have verirfied that you have purchased it. You then asked about the amount and it is $9.99. You then sent a link to the former agent about verified purchases. What is your exact question regarding this?
C
6:23 AM
Okay, thank you, you hear me. This time the agent made sense of what I wrote, maybe you're autistic or something.
Okay, the issue is then finally now that I do not have to explain how Amazon Reviews work, that my review does not say "Verified Purchase".
All my other reviews I bought say Verified Purchase.
Understand my predicament?
6:24 AM
Chantelle | Customer Service
Okay, so your issue her is regarding a review you left on the website. One moment while I connect you to team that can assist you with that issue
C
6:25 AM
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Thank you, correct, "Issue with review" is not a checkbox in your Help form, for the legal record.
6:26 AM
Oscar | Customer Service
This is Oscar from Amazon Customer Service. I see that you have an inquiry regarding with a review?

O
6:26 AM
Let me repeat the last rep's synopsis so I do not have to repeat myself:
"Chantelle | Customer Service
You asked about a purchase and we have verirfied that you have purchased it. You then asked about the amount and it is $9.99. You then sent a link to the former agent about verified purchases. What is your exact question regarding this?"
The issue for you Oscar I think is my next line "my review does not say "Verified Purchase"."
Does that all link up together and make sense?
Greetings by the way.
6:27 AM
Oscar | Customer Service
Let me look this for you. Please hold on.   

Same to you Gabriel.
O
6:28 AM
Thank you.
6:28 AM
Oscar | Customer Service
So basically Gabriel, your inquiry first is with your purchase in the amount of $9.99?
O
6:29 AM
Well the review of that, is why I was forwarded to you from the "Review Team" by "Chantelle" correct?
6:29 AM
Oscar | Customer Service
On this regard, I will have to transfer you to a much relevant department. Please hold on. Thank you

O
6:30 AM
My issue is with the review for the 9.99 purchase, correct.
6:30 AM
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Arpana | Customer Service
Hello, my name is Arpana. Please give me a moment to review the previous correspondence.
Hello Gabriel
I see that you had inquired about how much you paid for the orders, The actual price or discounted price?
I just want to clarify the issue, Please correct me if I am wrong​

A
6:34 AM
The final issue is why I paid $9.99 but my review does not say "Verified Purchase" like all my other reviews.
6:34 AM
Arpana | Customer Service
May I know where do you see verified purchase?
A
6:35 AM
All my other reviews, can you load my profile?
6:35 AM
Arpana | Customer Service
Yes I can see your account details
A
6:36 AM
https://www.amazon.com/review/R7WBFFHJUG29J/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_rdp_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B001RJJ82O does not say "Verified Purchase", correct?
Even though I paid $9.99, correct?
6:36 AM
Arpana | Customer Service
I am not able to see your Profile as you can
We have a different software
A
6:37 AM
Do you understand the issue with Verified Purchase showing for reviews?
6:37 AM
Arpana | Customer Service
Please send me a screenshot of your profile at cs-reply@amazon.com
A
6:37 AM
I should not need to send you any extra info, you have my account details.
The issue is with my Amazon account reviews, not my computer or otherwise.
6:38 AM
Arpana | Customer Service
I can just see what items you purchases
A
6:38 AM
Okay, and can you see with the "items you purchases" my Reviews?
6:38 AM
Arpana | Customer Service
I am not getting the concern of Verified Purchases, and so to understand the issue, I need to see the screenshot
No
I cannot see reviews
A
6:39 AM
Please transfer me to another agent, I do not think you understand the issue.
6:39 AM
Arpana | Customer Service
Ok, Please give me some time for it
A
6:39 AM
The final issue is why I paid $9.99 but my review does not say "Verified Purchase" like all my other reviews.
(For https://www.amazon.com/review/R7WBFFHJUG29J/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_rdp_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B001RJJ82O, my purchase receipt page)
Ack, that's my review page, the receipt is https://www.amazon.com/gp/digital/your-account/order-summary.html?ie=UTF8&orderID=D01-4090278-7085060&ref_=ppx_yo_dt_b_d_order_details_o00&captcha_verified=1&
6:41 AM
Arpana | Customer Service
Please give me a minute
A
6:42 AM
The final issue is why I paid $9.99 but my review does not say "Verified Purchase" like all my other reviews. (For https://www.amazon.com/gp/digital/your-account/order-summary.html?ie=UTF8&orderID=D01-4090278-7085060&ref_=ppx_yo_dt_b_d_order_details_o00&captcha_verified=1& the direct link for my purchase receipt.)
6:44 AM
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The final issue is why I paid $9.99 but my review does not say "Verified Purchase" like all my other reviews. (For my review at https://www.amazon.com/review/R7WBFFHJUG29J with https://www.amazon.com/gp/digital/your-account/order-summary.html?ie=UTF8&orderID=D01-4090278-7085060&ref_=ppx_yo_dt_b_d_order_details_o00&captcha_verified=1& the direct link for my purchase receipt.)*
Added clear links to my review and the purchase receipt.
6:46 AM
Gautam | Customer Service
To help you in this regard let me transfer you to the concerned team and they would assist you. Please stay connected.

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6:51 AM
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The final issue is why I paid $9.99 but my review does not say "Verified Purchase" like all my other reviews. (For my review at https://www.amazon.com/review/R7WBFFHJUG29J with https://www.amazon.com/gp/digital/your-account/order-summary.html?ie=UTF8&orderID=D01-4090278-7085060&ref_=ppx_yo_dt_b_d_order_details_o00&captcha_verified=1& the direct link for my purchase receipt.)
6:51 AM
Jona | Customer Service
Hi! This is Jona. Please give me a moment while I check the previous conversation.

Let me connect you to a member of the team that will best be able to help you with this. It will only take a moment.

J
6:53 AM
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The final issue is why I paid $9.99 but my review does not say "Verified Purchase" like all my other reviews. (For my review at https://www.amazon.com/review/R7WBFFHJUG29J with https://www.amazon.com/gp/digital/your-account/order-summary.html?ie=UTF8&orderID=D01-4090278-7085060&ref_=ppx_yo_dt_b_d_order_details_o00&captcha_verified=1& the direct link for my purchase receipt.)
I keep being transferred, just repeating for latest rep.
6:54 AM
Lalitha Sravanthi | Customer Service
I understand how upset that could be. I'm sorry for the multiple transfers.
May I know the order you are referring to?
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6:56 AM
The final issue is why I paid $9.99 but my review does not say "Verified Purchase" like all my other reviews. (For my review at https://www.amazon.com/review/R7WBFFHJUG29J with https://www.amazon.com/gp/digital/your-account/order-summary.html?ie=UTF8&orderID=D01-4090278-7085060&ref_=ppx_yo_dt_b_d_order_details_o00&captcha_verified=1& the direct link for my purchase receipt.)
Amazon.com order number: D01-4090278-7085060 I said earlier.
My receipt link links to that order number obviously or not I guess.
6:57 AM
Lalitha Sravanthi | Customer Service
Please signout of Prime video and sign in again.'
L
6:57 AM
Will chat stay connected?
6:57 AM
Lalitha Sravanthi | Customer Service
Yes.
L
6:57 AM
Why?
My review will be fixed by logging in and out of Amazon.com, what next, reboot my computer again?
You are aware the issue an an Amazon review?
is an*
6:58 AM
Lalitha Sravanthi | Customer Service
When a product review is marked "Amazon Verified Purchase," we've verified the customer who wrote the review purchased the reviewed item on the Amazon.com website. 
If a review is not marked Amazon Verified Purchase, it doesn't mean that the reviewer has no experience with the product — just that we couldn't verify it had been purchased at Amazon.
L
6:59 AM
You copied from the Help page?
6:59 AM
Lalitha Sravanthi | Customer Service
There could be techical glicth and it was not updated
No, Gabriel.
L
7:00 AM
https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=201145140#nav-top is where you got the line I think.
7:00 AM
Lalitha Sravanthi | Customer Service
I dint copy from the link.
L
7:00 AM
Okay, so that's the first I've gotten an actual reason.
You're claiming it is a "technical glitch"?
7:00 AM
Lalitha Sravanthi | Customer Service
Have you faced his issue with any other purchase?
L
7:01 AM
First time and only time, and for the only black superhero movie I have reviewed.
Nice time to have a "Technical Glitch"?
Could be confused with Amazon.com being racist, do you understand?
The first "Amazon X-Ray" info given is "Spawn is the first Black superhero movie." for the legal record.
7:02 AM
Lalitha Sravanthi | Customer Service
I understand how upset you are.
L
7:02 AM
Okay so the "technical glitch" is fixed how?
Do I need to log into Amazon Web Services?
7:03 AM
Lalitha Sravanthi | Customer Service
Yes, please.
Have you submitted the review correctly?
L
7:03 AM
Can you read the link to my review I already gave?
7:04 AM
Lalitha Sravanthi | Customer Service
Let me connect to our relevant team, please aloow me a moment.
L
7:04 AM
Okay of course.
"Phone Tag by Amazon"
Good product idea.
7:05 AM
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The final issue is why I paid $9.99 but my review does not say "Verified Purchase" like all my other reviews. (For my review at https://www.amazon.com/review/R7WBFFHJUG29J with https://www.amazon.com/gp/digital/your-account/order-summary.html?ie=UTF8&orderID=D01-4090278-7085060&ref_=ppx_yo_dt_b_d_order_details_o00&captcha_verified=1& the direct link for my purchase receipt.)
Amazon.com order number: D01-4090278-7085060 I said earlier.
7:05 AM
Vinsha | Customer Service
Hey Gabriel, I'll take it up from here.
Please allow me a moment to go through the previous transcript.

I  understand your issue.

No worries I can help you with this.
Please give me a moment to check that for you.
Upon checking I see that when you write the review it's not saying as verified purchase.
Am I right?
V
7:12 AM
Correct.
Right.
7:12 AM
Vinsha | Customer Service
Thank you so much for confirming that.
This may be because our review team haven't checked your review.

May I know the date on which you wrote the review?
V
7:15 AM
Is this a guess?
7:15 AM
Vinsha | Customer Service
No!
V
7:15 AM
You can not see the date of the review like every other customer can?
7:15 AM
Vinsha | Customer Service
Actually the reviews are verifies once the review team check the details.
In this case there's nothing to worry, I'll right away forward this issue to our review specialist team.
V
7:16 AM
Can you read if my review is marked Reviewed?
7:16 AM
Vinsha | Customer Service
Unfortunately only community review team can read that.
No need to worry I'll right away forward this to our team.

So that they'll get back to you within 24-48 hours with a confirmation email.
I'll right away instruct them that you've already wrote a review and it's not saying as verified purchase.

Also do you have anything else to add to this?
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7:21 AM
Can you please expedite the request so I get an answer now, I've been holding on the ~~phone~~ chat for hours.
Please transfer me to that department through chat.
Thank you for being the first rep to summarize the entire issue.
I would actually appreciate if you stay on the chat til this is resolved given your understanding.
7:22 AM
Vinsha | Customer Service
I understand your situation.
I'm  sorry for the inconvenience that was caused. We truly did not expect this to happen.

Unfortunately we only have an option to forward this to our review team form our end.
just to confirm, do you wish to chat directly with the video team?
V
7:24 AM
I would like to chat directly with the Review Team specifically.
7:25 AM
Vinsha | Customer Service
Unfortunately we don't have an option to transfer this chat to the review team.
I'll right away forward this on your end.

So that you don't need to go all over and again.
They'll get back to you within 24-48 hours with a confirmation email regarding all the details.
Will that be fine with you?
V
7:29 AM
I need to show my review today, I can not wait.
I paid and the order was valid, the "technical gltich" is not my fault and Amazon should correct the issue.
7:30 AM
Vinsha | Customer Service
Once again I apologize for this.
24-48 hours is the maximum time frame.
You'll get the email even before that.

Can I right away forward this to the review  team?
V
7:31 AM
I need to make sure the issue is resolved before that timeframe.
As I said, I need to show the review today.
And I paid in full, Amazon can respect I paid in full.
7:33 AM
Vinsha | Customer Service
In this case we only have an option to  forward this to our review team.
In this case I'll right away transfer this to the video team so that they'll help you with this.
V
7:35 AM
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Is there a valid/legitimate reason I am being forwarded to another team?
7:36 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
I am sorry about the multiple transfers Gabriel , In this case I will sure take a feedback.
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7:38 AM
This is a bug not regarding feedback, was I transferred incorrectly again?
7:38 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
I will sure take a feedback that our development team can correct it at the earliest Gabriel.
R
7:39 AM
Please transfer me to your Review Team.
7:39 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
May I have the link from which you have given the rating ?
R
7:39 AM
I've repeated myself enough times, I do not need to repeat.
7:40 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
You are connected to the correct team Gabriel, Please continue
R
7:40 AM
What team are you?
7:40 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
About the issue which you are referring to, You are connected to the correct department Gabriel. We will only be able to take this to the Development team to correct it.
R
7:41 AM
What department are you in that I am speaking with please?
7:41 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
You are connected to the Amazon Video team Gabriel, If that helps !
R
7:42 AM
Okay, and the previous rep was the Review Team, why is the Video team the issue if I was first corrected the issue was the Review?
7:42 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
I will sure take a feedback that the chat must be transferred only to the Video team but not the review team Gabriel .
R
7:43 AM
The issue is my review, why is it relevant to your department then?
7:43 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
I will sure take a feedback about this as well.
Please let me know the link of the video which you are referring to so that we can assist you better.
R
7:45 AM
Please transfer me back to the Review Team please.
I already gave them the links you are asking me to repeat again.
7:45 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
Sorry Gabriel I wish such option must be available as you are connected to the correct team please continue .
R
7:45 AM
I will wait for you to transfer me, thank you.
7:46 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
Definitely Gabriel but as you are connected to the correct team I will be able to take this as a feedback from my side.
R
7:46 AM
If you're the right team I should not need to repeat the same links I already gave and had the previous reps verify.
Are you able to read the bug report before filing it?
If you can not even find the links I already gave then there is a new issue.
I also repeated my order number several times.
7:47 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
I will sure take this as a feedback Gabriel, please reconfirm the link so that I can forward it to resolve it at the earliest.
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7:48 AM
Maybe it will be easier to confirm you are a human if you can repeat the link I gave ten times already and then I can verify you read this ticket.
I repeated one link at least ten (10) times, should be doable by a 5th grader.
7:49 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
I will sure take this also as a feedback Gabriel
R
7:50 AM
Please transfer me back to the Review Team.
Thank you for your wit Ranjith.
7:50 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
Sorry Gabriel I wish such option must be available as you are connected to the correct team please continue .
R
7:51 AM
I will wait for you to transfer me back.
7:51 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
Definitely Gabriel but as you are connected to the correct team I will be able to take this as a feedback from my side.
R
7:51 AM
Clearly you can not take feedback to the right department if you can not even read my chat transcript for the only relevant link I already repeated.
7:52 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
Sorry again but as you are referring to the review related to Prime Video I will be able to take a feedback from my side.
R
7:53 AM
I will wait to be forwarded again, thank you.
7:54 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
Definitely Gabriel but as you are connected to the correct team I will be able to take this as a feedback from my side.
R
7:54 AM
As I said, clearly you can not take feedback to the right department if you can not even read my chat transcript for the only relevant link I already repeated.
7:54 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
Sorry again but as you are referring to the review related to Prime Video I will be able to take a feedback from my side Gabriel.
R
7:55 AM
I will wait.
7:55 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
The feedback is taken Gabriel
R
7:56 AM
I will keep waiting here.
7:56 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
Definitely Gabriel but I assure you that we do not have the option to transfer this chat to the review team as I will be able to take a feedback from our side.
R
7:56 AM
Sorry but as I said again, clearly you can not take feedback to the right department if you can not even read my chat transcript for the only relevant link I already repeated.
7:57 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
Sorry  but as you are referring to the review related to Prime Video I will be able to take a feedback from my side Gabriel.
R
7:57 AM
Just will keep waiting.
7:57 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
Definitely Gabriel but as you are connected to the correct team I will be able to take this as a feedback from my side.
R
7:57 AM
Thank you Ranjith for using your copy/paste ability, I will still wait.
I wrote that message with my fingers not like you.
7:58 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
but Gabriel the feedback is already taken.
R
7:58 AM
I am not giving feedback I reported a bug that needs to be corrected today so I can show my review.
7:59 AM
Ranjith Kumar | Customer Service
The exact time cannot be confirmed Gabriel but it will be resolved at the earliest possible time.
R
7:59 AM
Does the issue you filed have a confirmation #?
8:02 AM
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Arpana | Customer Service
Hello, my name is Arpana. Please give me a moment to review the previous correspondence.
Hello Gabriel
Sorry for the inconvenience
Would you like me to cancel the order and refund you the charges?
A
8:05 AM
Please do not do anything to my account.
8:06 AM
Arpana | Customer Service
Ok
A
8:06 AM
Did I ask for what you just suggested or are you being the funny Amazon rep?
8:06 AM
Arpana | Customer Service
No
I am just giving an option to you
A
8:07 AM
I've experienced that "Chat Rep" tactic before, many reps think its funny to cancel an order even if I did not ask.
For the legal record.
#Evidence #If/lawsuit
8:08 AM
Arpana | Customer Service
You can just try to purchase it again to check if it says verified purchase or not?
A
8:08 AM
The last time I took that kind of advise I managed to not be able to log in to my own account, "Funny Amazon Rep".
The issue does not require that action.
8:09 AM
Arpana | Customer Service
ok
I am unable to understand the issue
Can you please send the screenshot of your profile to understand it better?
A
8:10 AM
Does the issue you/Ranjith filed have a confirmation #?
8:10 AM
Arpana | Customer Service
Or would you like me to connect you through call for a better explanation?
A
8:11 AM
A written record is better proof.
So far with Amazon's advanced tech support system I have not received a confirmation # nor a confirmation email.
Is there a confirmation # yet?
3:54 PM
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Saranya | Customer Service
Hi Gabriel
S
3:55 PM
Hello Saranya.
How are you?
Did you get my voicemail?
3:56 PM
Saranya | Customer Service
I'm fine, Thank you for asking.

How about you ?
S
3:56 PM
Stressed waiting to find out if the previous multiple chat reps actually filed a support ticket with a confirmation number or were just leading me on.
3:57 PM
Saranya | Customer Service
I do not have option to check, the only option is to chat, phone or email
S
3:57 PM
Current support reps (and their managers?) are not able to read the messages sent by the user within the last 20 minutes?
Keep in mind, we're talking chat with text, not needing Artificial Intelligence with Voice Reocognition Supercomputers here.
Am I in the Waiting Room still?
There are not many descriptors for the psosition you put me in.
There are not many descriptors for the psosition you put me in, should I say, do you call it the Waiting Room I guess?
4:04 PM
Saranya | Customer Service
Please allow me a minute to check the previous responses.
S
4:04 PM
10-4 roger.
Did you know "404" is a "HTTP Error Code", like the ~~color of your eyes~~ time of your last message?
You might also like to know then that "10-4" is from watching "COPS".
Oh correct like "Copwatchers" from Amazon Prime.
/me predicts the Amazon Rep replies again at 411. I mean 4:11 PM again.
/me predicts using kaggle.com the Amazon Rep replies again at 411. I mean 4:11 PM again.
4:11 PM
Saranya | Customer Service
I'm sorry for the delay.
S
4:11 PM
Predicted 100%.
#Evidence or #If/Lawsuit "hashtag"?
Next, I predict several very special "Analysts" will take turns to each clock in their paycheck on my name.
4:13 PM
Saranya | Customer Service
Thanks for waiting.
S
4:13 PM
Absolutely.
I wonder what the tone/emotion of the Analysts taking turns and clocking in their pay is?
4:14 PM
Saranya | Customer Service
I am from Amazon Drive support.

To help you with this, let me connect you to a member of our concern] team.  It will only take a moment.
S
4:15 PM
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Senior Admin #{}
4:15 PM
Apurva | Customer Service
Hi Gabriel , Apurva here
A
4:15 PM
Senior Admin #{}, #{CompensationUnspecifiedPerChat}
You're from preev.com?
Reddit's frontpage hoomepage told me about preev.com in 2013.
4:16 PM
Apurva | Customer Service
Do you want to review Spawn ?

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4:16 PM
Senior Analyst #{}, #Senior Analyst's Joke #{}
Did you know the "Amazon X-Ray" first information sequence says "Spawn was the first Black superhero."?
Ever used "Amazon X-Ray" feature?
4:18 PM