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namespace :heroku do
desc "generate GC settings"
task gc: [:environment] do
# https://discussion.heroku.com/t/tuning-rgengc-2-1-on-heroku/359/6
# http://tmm1.net/ruby21-rgengc/
# http://thorstenball.com/blog/2014/03/12/watching-understanding-ruby-2.1-garbage-collector/
# http://collectiveidea.com/blog/archives/2015/02/19/optimizing-rails-for-memory-usage-part-1-before-you-optimize/
settings = {
RUBY_GC_HEAP_FREE_SLOTS: 600000, # default is 4096,
RUBY_GC_HEAP_GROWTH_FACTOR: 1.25, # default is 1.8,
config.export_nfs.each do |export|
config.trigger.before :halt, stdout: true do
mount_point = export[1]
system("sudo umount -f #{mount_point}")
end
config.trigger.after [:up, :reload], stdout: true do
remote_point = "#{PRIVATE_IP}:#{export[0]}"
mount_point = export[1]
puts "mounting #{remote_point} to #{mount_point}"
function docker {
cmd=/usr/local/bin/docker
case $1 in
"status") shift && $cmd ps $@;;
*) $cmd $@;;
esac
}
# A sample Gemfile
source "https://rubygems.org"
gem 'activerecord', github: 'rails/rails', branch: 'master'
gem 'arel', github: 'rails/arel', branch: 'master'
gem 'pg'

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typus:
shared:
no_entries_found: "Keine Einträge gefunden."
help: "Hilfe"
settings: "Einstellungen"
confirm_question: "Bist du sicher?"
restore_question: 'Wiederherstellen?'
buttons:
#! /usr/bin/env ruby
require_relative 'util'
include Util
auth_key = key_hash(ARGV.last)
puts "restarting all processes"
apps = curl('https://api.heroku.com/apps', auth_key)
apps.each do |app|
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# application.rb
#
# config.middleware.use "BaconInfused"
class BaconInfused
def initialize(app)
@app = app
end
def call(env)
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