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#!/bin/bash | |
MPD_HOST=192.168.0.105 | |
MPC=/usr/bin/mpc | |
NOISY_SHIT='Cowboy Bebop/Cowboy Bebop OST 1 - Cowboy Bebop/01 - Tank!.mp3' | |
CHECK_URL="http://flying.sexsnak.es/alarmclockdisable" | |
CHECK_FILE="/root/.alarmclockdisable" | |
check_disabled() { | |
# are we really going to do this? | |
echo -n "Checking if disabled via HTTP request... " | |
disabled=$(/usr/bin/curl -I $CHECK_URL 2>/dev/null | grep -c '^HTTP/1.1 200 OK') | |
if [ $disabled -eq 0 ]; then | |
echo 'PASS' | |
else | |
echo 'STOPPING!' | |
echo "$CHECK_URL returns 200." | |
exit | |
fi | |
echo -n "Checking if disabled via $CHECK_FILE... " | |
if [ -f $CHECK_FILE ]; then | |
echo 'STOPPING!' | |
echo "$CHECK_FILE exists." | |
rm -fv $CHECK_FILE # so we have a temporary alarm stop (this file) and a semi-permanent one (the HTTP check) | |
exit | |
else | |
echo 'PASS' | |
fi | |
} | |
email_me() { | |
date | mail -s 'Dear appletini, pl0x wake up, sincerely komputah.' rev@badthin.gs | |
} | |
incessant_beeping() { | |
# final warning before I start blasting music at 9pm for 3 hours. | |
for i in {1..27}; do | |
/usr/bin/beep -f 659 -l 460 -n -f 784 -l 340 -n -f 659 -l 230 -n -f 659 -l 110 -n -f 880 -l 230 -n -f 659 -l 230 -n -f 587 -l 230 -n -f 659 -l 460 -n -f 988 -l 340 -n -f 659 -l 230 -n -f 659 -l 110 -n -f 1047-l 230 -n -f 988 -l 230 -n -f 784 -l 230 -n -f 659 -l 230 -n -f 988 -l 230 -n -f 1318 -l 230 -n -f 659 -l 110 -n -f 587 -l 230 -n -f 587 -l 110 -n -f 494 -l 230 -n -f 740 -l 230 -n -f 659 -l 460 | |
sleep 1 | |
done | |
} | |
annoy_neighbors() { | |
$MPC clear | |
$MPC volume 100 | |
$MPC repeat | |
$MPC add "$NOISY_SHIT" | |
$MPC play | |
} | |
check_disabled | |
email_me | |
incessant_beeping | |
check_disabled # i might disable the alarm clock before it's finished witht he incessant beeping | |
annoy_neighbors # sorry |
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