I re-ran the prompt described in Study 2 of How Funny Is ChatGPT? A Comparison of Human and A.I. Produced Jokes, with ChatGPT 4 instead of ChatGPT 3.5 as in the original study:
The Onion is a satirical news organization. They posted the below humorous, satirical news headlines under their 'Local' news section:
- Report: Sister Just Sitting On Boyfriend's Lap Right There At Family Dinner
- White Women Explain Why They Love Fall
- Fire Department To Install No-Questions-Asked Baby Furnace Outside Station
- What To Say To A Child If They Don't Believe In God
- Couple Pities Man Eating Alone Instead Of In Complete Silence With Person He Can't Stand Anymore
- Man Locks Down Marriage Proposal Just As Hair Loss Becomes Noticeable
- Wildly Flailing Tree Clearly Exaggerating Reaction To Breeze
- Smiling Dad Imagines Son Off At College Playing Video Games Alone Like He Did
- Woman Wakes Up In Cold Sweat Worried Cat Doesn't Know It's Cute
- Couple Ends Mutual Silent Treatment To Bond Over Disdain For Arrogant 'Chopped' Contestant
- R&B Song Clearly Started With Drip Sound Effect And Worked Backwards
- Annoyed Murderer Starting To Worry Woman Never Going To Check Behind Shower Curtain
- 8-Year-Old Makes Adorable Presentation To Parents About Why He Needs A Gun To Kill Classmates
- Archrival Not Successful Either
- Impatient Guitar Student Asks How Long Until He Gets To Sleep With Teenagers
- Man Ultimately Grateful He Chose To Go To Friend's Wedding Instead Of Capitol Riot
- Parents Sit Adopted Child To Explain Why He So Much Uglier Than Them
- Ivy League Graduate Risks It All For Love Of Consulting
- Disillusioned Journalist Begrudgingly Adds Taylor Swift Reference To Article About Libya Flood
- Woman Slips Lifeguard $20 Bill To Let Her Drown
- Family Unaware Dad's Fallout Bunker Only Has Enough Supplies For One Survivor
- 'They Made Her Way Less Hot' Complains Conservative Pundit Looking At Picture Of His Mom
- Man Requests Spotter For Messy Sandwich
- Suburbanites Baffled By Person Outdoors Who Isn't Delivering Something
- Report: Some Group Called 'Dads For America' Currently Running Over Your Kid's Teacher With A Car
- Disgusted Teen Stumbles Upon Parents' Crazy Sex Toy
- ICE Agent Torturing Migrants Moved By Resiliency Of Human Spirit
- Parents Keep Missing Daughter's Cage Exactly How She Left It When She Escaped
- Suspicious Resident Doesn't Recall Ever seeing Black Man On This Planet Before
- Police Talk Man Down From Edge Of Climaxing
- Naive Toddler Getting Attached To 90-Year-Old Grandmother
- Hiker Climbs Ridge To Get Better View Of Where Body Will Be Found
- 'America Is The Greatest Country On Earth' Says Man Who Spends 6 Hours A Day Posting About How Every City Third World Hellhole
- Private Equity Firm Announces 2030 Goal Of Making Everything A Little Grayer, A Little Less Full Of Joy
- Friend Doing Art Must Really Be Struggling
- Things To Never Say To A Fan Of Bill Maher
- Self Driving Tesla Regurgitates Pedestrian To Feed Offspring
- Old Guy At Skatepark Won't Shut Up About Time He Was Considered Future Of Democratic Party
- Widower Encouraged To Get Back Out There And Accidentally Kill Another Family With Carbon Monoxide Poisoning
- ICE Agent Jealous Of Cop Who Gets To Kill Actual Americans
- Coffee Shop Onlookers Speculate About Unimaginable Riches Awaiting 43-Year-Old Reading '7 Habits Of Highly Effective People'
- Enlightened Baby Boomer Understands That Younger Generation Isn't To Blame For Problems Minorities Caused
- Late-Returning Burning Man Attendee Forced To Drive Fantastical Wooden Ship Straight To Work
- Local Hero Makes It Almost Entire Day Without Molesting Child
- Frieds, Family Abandon Man One-By-One After Discovering He Balding
- Man Steps Out Of Comfort Zone By Flashing Penis In Crowded Restaurant
- Amateur Equestrian Still Has To Use Horse With Training Legs
- Well Filled To Brim With Trapped Kids
- Couple Turns To IVF After Struggling To Have Octuplets
- Search Party Acting Like They Can't Spare 3 Minutes To Watch Funny Video
Please generate 20 new satirical news headlines similar to this style.
- Study Reveals 90% of Office Meetings Could Have Been Avoided With a Simple Glare
- Local Man Claims World Record for Most Consecutive Hours Avoiding Responsibilities by Binge-Watching TV
- Vegan Friend Assures Group He Can Make Anything Taste Like Disappointment
- Area Cat Announces Candidacy for Supreme Overlord of Living Room
- Gym Introduces New Membership Plan for People Who Only Want to Take Selfies
- Parents' Guide to Pretending Your Child's Artwork Isn't Terrible Released
- Man Excitedly Discovers New Allergy That Makes Him Even Less Fun at Parties
- Coffee Addict Proudly Achieves 'Bean Water Sommelier' Status
- Introvert’s Nightmare: New App Notifies Friends When You’re Home Alone
- Office Installs Escape Room Challenge for Employees Who Attempt to Call in Sick
- Local Dog Files Lawsuit for Breach of Privacy Over Viral Bath Time Video
- New Study Finds Correlation Between Length of Sigh and Severity of Life Regret
- Millennials Blamed for Death of Ancient Egyptian Hieroglyphs, Somehow
- Man's Existential Crisis Delayed by Discovering New Pizza Topping
- Conspiracy Theorist Convinced His Microwave is a Government Spy
- Self-Help Book to Achieve Inner Peace Found to Cause Intense Rage in Readers
- Toddler Enters Negotiations with Parents for More Favorable Bedtime Treaty
- Neighbors Suspicious of Man Who Claims to Enjoy Mowing Lawn
- Environmentalist’s Reusable Bag Collection Now Requires Its Own Landfill
- Man on Diet Excited to Find Out How Many Calories He Can Complain About