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quellhorst / speech-test.sh
Created September 10, 2015 11:42
Test all the OSX Voices
#!/bin/sh
for voice in Agnes Kathy Princess Vicki Victoria Alex Bruce Fred Junior Ralph Albert Bad\ News Bahh Bells Boing Bubbles Cellos Deranged Good\ News Hysterical Pipe\ Organ Trinoids Whisper Zarvox;
do say "Hello, I'm ${voice}" -v ${voice};
done
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quellhorst / gist:266b79de78642b9a2abc
Last active August 29, 2015 14:16
Earth Class Mail Bankruptcy
IMPORTANT NOTICE TO EARTH CLASS MAIL CUSTOMERS AND VENDORS
Dear Customers and Vendors,
We are reaching out to inform all of you of changes taking place at Earth Class Mail. Several months ago we were approached
with an offer to buy our company. Since then we’ve been busy performing significant due diligence and last week the terms of
sale were agreed upon. Management and employees have worked incredibly hard to grow Earth Class Mail into the company it is
today, and we are truly excited for the opportunities this will bring. For our customers, new ownership will mean expanded
services and an improved user experience, and for our vendors, you are likely to see more business from us as we expand.
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quellhorst / you_vs_the_government.txt
Created November 6, 2013 04:28
If you do it, it's rape. If they do it, it's a search.
If you do it, it's theft. If they do it, it's a tax.
If you do it, it's torture. If they do it, it's enhanced interrogation.
If you do it, it's terrorism. If they do it, it's freedom fighting.
If you do it, it's counterfeiting. If they do it, it's quantitative easing.
If you do it, it's a mafia. If they do it, it's a government.
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quellhorst / welcome-sms-reply.xml
Created October 31, 2013 04:43
default twilio twimlet
<Response>
<Sms>
Thanks for the message. Configure your number's SMS URL to change this message.Reply HELP for help.Reply STOP to unsubscribe.Msg&Data rates may apply.
</Sms>
</Response>
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quellhorst / reprocess.rb
Created March 31, 2013 22:02
Reprocess images carrierwave
Post.all.each do |post|
post.image.recreate_versions!
end
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quellhorst / gist:5233418
Created March 24, 2013 20:39
Unix Bench Custom FX-8350
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quellhorst / gist:5210390
Created March 21, 2013 03:05
Unix Bench of custom built server with 8 core AMD FX-8350
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quellhorst / gist:4700969
Created February 3, 2013 08:47
Unix Bench of custom built server
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quellhorst / gist:4700839
Created February 3, 2013 07:26
Digital Ocean $5/month Unix Bench
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quellhorst / Rails Infrastructure Setup
Last active December 10, 2015 16:48
Will need to manually login to install ssh-server
ssh username@192.168.1.100
sudo su root
cd
apt-get install curl -y
curl -L https://gist.github.com/raw/4463948/35799e6bed3a63ddbde127dc72498f12bbb655c7/chef_solo_bootstrap.sh | bash
# This should show you your ruby version
ruby -v