you_vs_the_government.txt

If you do it, it's rape. If they do it, it's a search.
If you do it, it's theft. If they do it, it's a tax.
If you do it, it's torture. If they do it, it's enhanced interrogation.
If you do it, it's terrorism. If they do it, it's freedom fighting.
If you do it, it's counterfeiting. If they do it, it's quantitative easing.
If you do it, it's a mafia. If they do it, it's a government.