mk_awsm.js

//ths fnctn tks sntnc nd trns t t awsm
//md fr jvscrpt rm
// http://chat.stackoverflow.com/transcript/message/7491494#7491494
var mk_awsm = function(sntnc) {
    return sntnc.split(' ').map(function(wrd) {
        return 1 >= wrd.length ?
            wrd :
            2 == wrd.length ?
                wrd[0] :
                /:.*(.)/.test(wrd) ?
                    wrd.replace(/:.*(.)/, '$1') :
                    wrd.split('').map(function(c,i) {
                        return 0 != i && (
                            'a' == c ||
                            'e' == c ||
                            'o' == c ||
                            'u' == c ||
                            'i' == c ||
                            (1 != i % 2 && .15 > Math.random())
                        ) ?
                            '' :
                            c
                    }).join('')
    }).join(' ');
}