paulirish

/* bling.js */

window.$ = document.querySelectorAll.bind(document);

Node.prototype.on = window.on = function (name, fn) {
  this.addEventListener(name, fn);
}

NodeList.prototype.__proto__ = Array.prototype;

hyl

/* 
If you actually want to use this in a live project (please don't), add the following to your HTML:

<!--[if lt IE 9 ]>
	<script src="https://code.jquery.com/jquery-1.11.2.min.js"></script>
	<script src="zalgo.js"></script>
<![endif]--> 
		
*/

liamcurry

Moving from jQuery

Events

// jQuery
$(document).ready(function() {
  // code
})