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#!/usr/bin/env python
"""
A nagios plugin for ensuring that load balancers have at least a certain
number of healthy nodes.

Usage:

Nagios Command:
    define command {
        command_name check_elb_healthy_hosts

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$ time curl -L 'https://REDACTED.execute-api.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/dev/bake?num=10'
Baked 10 items in 10.4251441956 seconds. Baking took 67 seconds.

Baked a potato in 6 seconds.
Baked a cake in 3 seconds.
Baked a casserole in 9 seconds.
Baked a casserole in 4 seconds.
Baked a cake in 9 seconds.
Baked a casserole in 5 seconds.
Baked a casserole in 7 seconds.

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{
    "stagename": {
        "async_resources": true,
        "async_response_table": "dynamodb_table_name",
        "async_response_table_read_capacity": 2,
        "async_response_table_write_capacity": 1,
    }
}

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from zappa.async import task, get_async_response
from flask import Flask
from time import sleep, time

app = Flask(__name__)


@app.route('/bake')
def bake():
    start = time()

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# Check to see that we have a gateway running before we allow the `up` of another VM
# This is a filthy hack
if ARGV[0] != 'up'
  GATEWAY_STATUS = 'running'  # this is irrelevant for everything but `vagrant up`
  # if we don't do this, we could fork forever in the else block, here
else
  GATEWAY_STATUS = `vagrant status --machine-readable | grep 'gateway,state,' | awk -F, {'print $4'}`.strip!
  if GATEWAY_STATUS != 'running'
    puts "*** The gateway is not running. You can not 'up' any other VMs."
  end

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This is stuff on my hit list when I'm in Vermont:

• Hill Farmstead Brewery
• Parker Pie (near HF) for pizza / bottles; they have a great tap list
• Willys Store in Greensboro for HF bottles and Jasper Hill cheeses (Moses Sleeper, Cabot Clothbound, Alpha Tolman, Harbison, … )
• There's a roadside pie shop right outside of Elmore State Park
• Lost Nation brewery in Morristown (lunch, taps)
• Alchemist in Stowe (the new place)
• Doc Ponds in Stowe for eats + good taps + good bottles
• The Bench in Stowe (same)

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#define _GNU_SOURCE

#include <stdio.h>
#include <dlfcn.h>
#include <sys/types.h>
#include <stdarg.h>

int open(const char* pathname, int flags, ...)
{
    int (*libc_open)(const char*, int, ...);

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#!/bin/bash

# Usage: $0 username
#  e.g.:
# $ ./twitter_user_to_image coates
# https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1597362183/me.jpg

curl -sL http://twitter.com/$1 | grep profile_images | head -n1 | perl -p -e's/.*?http/http/;s/".*//;s/_bigger//'

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alert('ownerened?')

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alert('ownenated?')