mrb

• 1 2lb bag good AP flour
• 1 active dry yeast packet
• 25 grams salt
• 600 grams water (just over 2 cups)

Mix the salt, yeast, water and about 3/4 of the flour with the paddle attachment (on your stand mixer, or you can try it by hand which I've never done) for about a minute until it is all mixed, it should be pretty loose.

Let it sit, covered, for about 20 minutes.

Knead it on low for 5-7 minutes, until it starts to even out in texture, then start adding the rest of the flour until the dough starts to pull away from the bowl. It should still be pretty wet though. Knead for another 5-7 minutes on med-low, let it rest again for 20 minutes, then remove it to a floured bench, work it with your hands, shape it, and cut it into 4-5 even sized balls.

SlexAxton

gifify() {
  if [[ -n "$1" ]]; then
    if [[ $2 == '--good' ]]; then
      ffmpeg -i $1 -r 10 -vcodec png out-static-%05d.png
      time convert -verbose +dither -layers Optimize -resize 600x600\> out-static*.png  GIF:- | gifsicle --colors 128 --delay=5 --loop --optimize=3 --multifile - > $1.gif
      rm out-static*.png
    else
      ffmpeg -i $1 -s 600x400 -pix_fmt rgb24 -r 10 -f gif - | gifsicle --optimize=3 --delay=3 > $1.gif
    fi
  else

reiddraper

!SLIDE

Monads in Erlang

monads are simple

!SLIDE

a monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors

dysinger

# stream video from your desktop & audio from another device into an h264/mp3 avi video with VLC
vlc screen:// --screen-fps=12 \
    --input-slave=alsa://hw:1,0 \
    --qt-start-minimized \
    --sout "#transcode{venc=x264,vcodec=h264,fps=12,vb=640,acodec=mp3,channels=1,ab=64}\
:std{access=file,mux=mp4,dst=screencam-$(date -u +%Y-%m-%d-%s).avi}"

headius

require 'ffi'
require 'jnr-enxio-0.1.jar'

module Open
  extend FFI::Library
  ffi_lib 'c'

  attach_function :open, [:string, :int], :int
end

vlm

> for accept in `strings dump.pcap | grep -i ^Accept- | cut -f 1 -d':' | sort | uniq`; do echo "==> $accept"; strings dump.pcap | grep -i $accept | sort | uniq -c | sort -n | tail -10; done
==> Accept-Charset
      4 Accept-Charset: Shift_JIS,utf-8;q=0.7,*;q=0.7
      6 Accept-Charset: Shift_JIS,utf-8;q=0.7,*;q=0.3
      6 Accept-Charset: windows-1251,utf-8;q=0.7,*;q=0.7
      7 Accept-Charset: GBK,utf-8;q=0.7,*;q=0.3
      8 Accept-Charset: GB2312,utf-8;q=0.7,*;q=0.7
      8 Accept-Charset: UTF-8,*
     11 Accept-Charset: iso-8859-1, utf-8, utf-16, *;q=0.1
     69 Accept-Charset: utf-8, iso-8859-1, utf-16, *;q=0.7

wycats

class SocketPool
  def initialize
    @sockets = Hash.new { |h,k| h[k] = [] }
    @mutex = Mutex.new
  end

  def checkout(host, port)
    @mutex.synchronize do
      sockets = @sockets[host][port]

seancribbs

-module(test_helper).

-export([riak_test/1]).

riak_test(Fun) ->
  start_riak(),
  {ok, Riak} = riak:local_client(),
  Ret = (catch Fun(Riak)),
  stop_riak(),
  case Ret of