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Thanks you for your inquiry.

I am only looking for contract work. My rate is one thousand dollars an hour ($1,000/hr). I charge ten thousand dollars ($10,000) for referrals.

If this does not fit the positions you are looking for, please remove me from your list.

Thanks,

Sam

Need to add
"I will also not refer someone else in my place"

@stevederico how's that :)

epic.

"Thanks you"? ;)

"your are"

@jayrobinson

I'm thinking that's a feature, not a bug. Expensive rates plus bad grammar? If I was a recruiter, I'd drop the trail pretty fast. :)

Is this a developer or a call girl?

@jifka

Wouldn't it be something if it were both? Hot damn, Github will never be the same once the all-new "Sensual Code" gets off the ground: bang out sensual code all night long. Merge together every branch of the girlfriend experience. Push your ruby to all-new heights.

Sensual Code. Charming the python... one LOC at a time.