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Thanks you for your inquiry.

I am only looking for contract work. My rate is one thousand dollars an hour ($1,000/hr). I charge ten thousand dollars ($10,000) for referrals.

If this does not fit the positions you are looking for, please remove me from your list.

Thanks,

Sam

@stevederico
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Need to add
"I will also not refer someone else in my place"

@soffes
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soffes commented Aug 22, 2012

@stevederico how's that :)

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epic.

@jayrobinson
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"Thanks you"? ;)

@jayrobinson
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"your are"

@rosemarydotworld
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@jayrobinson

I'm thinking that's a feature, not a bug. Expensive rates plus bad grammar? If I was a recruiter, I'd drop the trail pretty fast. :)

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jifka commented Aug 28, 2012

Is this a developer or a call girl?

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@jifka

Wouldn't it be something if it were both? Hot damn, Github will never be the same once the all-new "Sensual Code" gets off the ground: bang out sensual code all night long. Merge together every branch of the girlfriend experience. Push your ruby to all-new heights.

Sensual Code. Charming the python... one LOC at a time.

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