bird

allow Me to introduce myself. bird. :partyparrot:
april fool im a cat no im not (i a bird) :partyparrot:
are you jelsous that i get to be naket :partyparrot:
BIRD TIME :partyparrot: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDXSkc7UMAEK0pb.jpg
Birdie Sanders want us have the ""health care." i want heaps carbs. i just ate 500 spagotti HELP ABULANCE TUMMY MERGENCY :partyparrot:
Contest: who is best at me? I win. :partyparrot:
dear Mr. Science: If human so "better," how come they can't be bird? oh I'm sorry was that too LOGIC for you???? :partyparrot:
guess what corn today are your unlucky day :partyparrot:
guess who? it me, a bird :partyparrot:
Hello hi. it me, bird! :partyparrot:
hello is I Humanjohn Millerhuman spokesbird I mean spokeshuman for Bird. Bird is best and also hungry feed me I mean feed Bird who is not me :partyparrot:
Hello Mr. Bank can I deposit these crumb will they arccrue muffinterest? escrow divisidends broth IRA. :partyparrot:
Hello yes this is a bird i am a birdsrightsactivist and I fight against antibird sentiment. :partyparrot:
help I stuck inside a funnel cake. just kidding this not a problem. :partyparrot:
I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me, a bird? :partyparrot:
I am the most biggest animal, if I am to be semi exact :partyparrot:
i dont need hands to be handsom :partyparrot:
i going start a new crereal brand there a prize inside (it me) :partyparrot:
i have create a entire outfit from papsicle and I STILL HOT :partyparrot:
I ISN'T A PEEP I NOT FILLED WITH MASHMALLOW I FILL WITH RAGE :partyparrot:
i open a theme restraunt it called bird and you put bread on the floor and I eat it. also skeeball. :partyparrot:
i peanutbubber on a bread but can't where I am sit on the brad. now bread only 90 pracent penubutte. math sceintists how I solve?????? :partyparrot:
i play jenga but with cheeto and my mouth and i just eat these cheeto :partyparrot:
i read your palm o look it says hands is dumb and stupid :partyparrot:
i tie a piece of skagetti to a mirror. oh look it me Lady and me The Tramp time for a spogetti kiss. :partyparrot:
i wise to youre tricks bakery window. :partyparrot:
If i could have a super power it would be to fly OH WAIT :partyparrot:
if i stand on one foot it definite intentioneal and not cause i forget where is the other one. :partyparrot:
itsn't it nice to fly, human? OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN'T FLY AHAHAHAHAAHA. :partyparrot:
knock knock. who there? the best. the best whBIRD IT ME BIRD :partyparrot:
leave a bread under your pellow at the night. the breab fairy will came and take the bread and then leave with the bread. maegic. :partyparrot:
oh i sorry. I can not hear you over all this me, a bird :partyparrot:
OKAY SO YEA BASICALLY I AM BIRD (HI) AND I'M GREAT. (the best) :partyparrot:
one time I did a sandwich :partyparrot:
Riddle me this "sceintists" if siecnence so real how i a bird can able to talk??? :partyparrot:
so it not "ok"" for "me" to be "insride" the ""starebacks" because I "tastered" "every"" ""single"" "pastry"" "in" "sight""". witchhunt. :partyparrot:
somteim i scared (cats; clean windos). the world scary to a small bird. but when someoene tell me they loaf me it make me feel big and huge.
today (this day) I a bird was walking I saw an muffin crumb for tasty the eat. i went to get for me (me) and but squirrel got. #thanksobama :partyparrot:
today I went to the doctors's for i have came down with a case of the handsomes. they chase me, a bird, out with a broom. :partyparrot:
today science found that bird is the great. :partyparrot:
who care how i got stuck inside a popcorm machine maybe because i wanted to get salted and buttered who know the important is how i get out :partyparrot:
whoops i accidentally am the greatest one today sorry everbredy else. :partyparrot:
yes i robin. robbin youre pastry jk (not jk) :partyparrot:
yes this is bird :partyparrot: