JavaScript to turn any example in an RFC into the most boring erotic slashfic ever

convert.js

function convertToEroticSlashfic(example) {
  return example.replace(/her/g, 'his')
    .replace(/Alice/g, 'Harry')
    .replace(/Bob/g, 'Draco');
}

var convertToEroticSlashfic_codegolf =
function(s){return s.replace(/Alice/g,'Linda')}