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Funny conversation from Omegle
<Stranger> can you love me?
<You> Top of the day to you. It is a pleasure to chat.
<Stranger> maybe
<Stranger> we will see
<You> How confusing
<Stranger> Entertain me
<You> What will you do in return?
<Stranger> love you
<You> Define love>
<You> How do I know that your "love" is what I want?
<Stranger> Because I'll make love to you
<Stranger> Sensual love
<You> So physical copulation is the only definition of "love" what about emotional fufilment?
<You> Honesty and integraty?
<Stranger> Thats what happens when u make love
<You> I think you were mis-educated
<Stranger> emotion, physical status, and spirit all connect in one
<You> It doesn't work quite like that
<Stranger> then your a robot
<Stranger> and have no experience with it
<Stranger> girls or guys, whatever you fancy
<You> How do you deduce that?!!!!!
<Stranger> because you try to sound smart, yet you dont even know what love is
<You> Asking for meaningfull connections to others is robotic?
<You> I'm asking for your definition
<You> I have my own
<Stranger> how is emotion, physical and spirit, robotic connections?
<Stranger> you dont make any sense
<You> I don't know you deduced it!
<You> How ironic
<Stranger> your fucknig retarted, your dirt, dont try to act smart, you live in pennsylvania
<Stranger> steelers suck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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