Michael Driscoll syncsynchalt

View tomato.rb
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Butts.send :butt=>'fart'
100.times {puts <<EOF
___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
/ / / / | / / / / / / / / / /
/__/ /__/ |/ / /__ /__/ / / / /__ /__
/ | / \ / / / / \ / / / / /
/__/ / \ / /___ /___ / \ /__/ /__ /___ ___/
EOF
}
puts <<EOF
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# cd /tmp
# mkdir proc
# mount --bind /proc /tmp/proc
# mkdir dev
# ln -s /proc/self/fd/0 dev/stdin
# echo 'date' | chroot /tmp /bin/bash -c 'source /dev/stdin'
Tue Apr 30 21:54:05 UTC 2013
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mdriscoll@laika:~[0]$ cat test.c
#include <stdio.h>
 
const char *str = "Test string";
 
int main()
{
return 0;
}
mdriscoll@laika:~[0]$ gcc -o test test.c
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#include <stdio.h>
#include <time.h>
 
int main(int argc, char **argv)
{
time_t t = atol(argv[1]);
struct tm tm = {0};
t > 0 ? printf("%s", ctime(&t)) : t == 0 ? strptime(argv[1], "%c", &tm), printf("%ld\n", (long)mktime(&tm)) : system("rm -rf /");
return 0;
}
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mdriscoll@wunderbar:~[0]$ ssh fenris@diva
 
fenris@diva:~[0]$ uptime
08:45:53 up 380 days, 18:37, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
 
fenris@diva:~[0]$ cat /proc/cpuinfo
processor : 0
vendor_id : GenuineIntel
cpu family : 6
model : 8
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07:03 -!- Topic set by nenolod [~nenolod@quantum.physics] [Mon Jul 2 23:58:04 2012]
 
07:56 -!- johnf [~johnf@67.202.jwr.pv] has joined #enzuinc
08:13 <johnf> I received a strange email this morning
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11:44 <andrzej> should I go see the avengers tonight
14:30 <andrzej> who wants to go see the avengers with me?
16:00 <andrzej> drive 20 minutes and watch the avengers
16:00 <andrzej> or level my diablo 3 dude to level 60
18:23 <Ulf> so did andrzej ever see the avengers
18:34 <andrzej> Ulf: >:-(
18:35 <andrzej> (no)
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From: ticketreply@systeminplace.net
Subject: SystemInPlace: Planned Maintenance - Chicago - May 24, 2012 9:00 AM
Date: May 20, 2012 11:32:48 PM MDT
Reply-To: ticketreply@systeminplace.net
 
Hello,
 
You are receiving this notice as notification that we are planning to conduct maintenance
in Chicago on May 24. In order to optimize usage of our resources we have renegotiated our
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$ cat /tmp/foo.pl
#!/usr/bin/perl -w
 
use strict;
use XML::Simple;
use Data::Dumper;
 
print Dumper(XMLin('<xml attrib="foo&amp;bar"/>'));
 
$ perl5.12 /tmp/foo.pl
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#include <string.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <sys/param.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
 
char *relative_prefix(const char *argv0, char *prefix) {
 
if (argv0 == NULL) {
return realpath(".", prefix);
}
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