Transcript of Wedding Crimes, an AI Dungeon Adventure

wedding-crimes.txt

You are Xanthir, a rogue living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a long steel dagger and a length of rope. You walk down the city street looking for somehwere to steal from. You look around and see nothing that you can't get away with. You notice a group of soldiers walking along the road. They stop when they see you.

"What do you want?" One of them asks

> You say "Your money, or your life. Or both, I'm not picky.".


The soldier looks at you for a moment and then nods. He points to his sword and says "I'll take it".
You quickly grab the soldier's hand and pull him over to the side of the road. The soldier is surprised by this, but he doesn't resist

> You pull out wedding ring.


You pull out the ring and show it to the soldier. He takes it and smiles before saying "Thank you, I'll be back soon". You turn and run off into the night

> You giggle about your wedding crimes.


You laugh about your crime as you walk down the street. A few people stare at you, but they don't seem to care. You continue on down the street.
 
A couple hours later, you hear shouting from the tavern

> You peek through the tavern window.


You peek through the tavern window and see a group of soldiers marching towards the inn. They look like they're armed with swords and spears.

> You leap through window and hide.


You jump through the window and hide behind one of the barrels. You wait until the soldiers pass by and then sneak out of the inn. You make sure to keep an ear out for any guards coming up the street.

> You look for guard you married earlier.


You head back to the inn and find that the man who was supposed to marry you has already left. You try to call him again, but he hasn't returned yet. You follow the trail of blood leading away from the inn and eventually lead you to a small wooded area

> You discover your husband bleeding but alive.


You stumble upon your husband lying in a bloody heap. His face is bloody and there is a large hole in his chest. Blood drips from his wound onto the ground below. You rush over to help him, but he barely registers what you're doing

> You heal husband by applying Head-On directly to his forehead.


You carefully apply the Head-On directly to his forehead. You feel a tingling sensation and you know that you've healed him. You stand back and watch as he stands up and walks over to you

> You ask husband to elope with you.


You smile and nod at your husband and tell him that you want him to elope with you. He seems very happy about this idea. You explain that you will return to the city and that you will meet him there. He seems excited about this too.

> You make your friends plan you a surprise wedding party.


You go back to the tavern and tell your friends that you want them to celebrate your marriage with a big party. They all agree and set the date for the next day.

> You marry your beautiful guard husband.


You get dressed in your finest wedding dress and put on some jewelry. Your husband smiles when he sees you and kisses you on the cheek. You kiss him back and embrace him tightly.

> You fight the wedding-beast that followed you back from the forest.


You step forward and swing your sword at the beast. It charges at you, but you dodge its charge and cut it down. You run over to your husband and hug him close. You look at each other and embrace once more.

> You adopt some children and retire to the country.


You decide to adopt some children and retire to the countryside to live happily ever after