Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

daft.php

<?php

	//
        //  So that servers can understand Daft Punk's song 'Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger',
        //  that is, if the server in question has PHP installed..
        //

	for($k=0; $k<16; $k++)
	{
		for($j=0; $j<4; $j++)
		{
			for($i=0; $i<4; $i++)
			{
				switch($i)
				{
					case 0: 
						switch($j)
						{
							case 0:
								switch($k)
								{
									case 0:
										print "Work it ";
										break;
									case 1:
										print "Work it ";
										break;
									default:
										print "Work it Harder ";
										break;
								}
								break;
							case 1:
								switch($k)
								{
									case 0:
										print "Harder ";
										break;
									case 1:
										print "Harder ";
										break;
								}
								break;
							case 2:
								switch($k)
								{
									case 0:
										print "More than ";
										break;
									case 1:
										break;
									default:
										print "More than ever ";
										break;
								}
								break;
							case 3:
								print($k==0) ?  "Ever " : "";
								break;
						}
						break;
					case 1:
						switch($j)
						{
							case 0:
								switch($k)
								{
									case 0:
										print "Make it ";
										break;
									case 1:
										print "Make it ";
										break;
									case 14:
										break;
									default:
										print "Make it Better ";
										break;
								}
								break;
							case 1:
								switch($k)
								{
									case 0:
										print "Better ";
										break;
									case 1:
										print "Better ";
										break;
								}
								break;
							case 2:
								switch($k)
								{
									case 0:
										print "Hour ";
										break;
									case 1:
										break;
									case 14:
										break;
									default:
										print "Hour After ";
										break;
								}
								break;
							case 3:
								print ($k==0) ? "After " : "";
								break;
						}
						break;
					case 2:
						switch($j)
						{
							case 0:
								switch($k)
								{
									case 0:
										print "Do it ";
										break;
									case 1:
										print "Do it ";
										break;
									default:
										print "Do it Faster ";
										break;
								}
								break;
							case 1:
								switch($k)
								{
									case 0:
										print "Faster ";
										break;
									case 1:
										print "Faster ";
										break;
								}
								break;
							case 2:
								switch($k)
								{
									case 0:
										print "Our ";
										break;
									case 1:
										break;
									default:
										print "Our Work Is ";
										break;
								}
								break;
							case 3:
								print ($k==0) ? "Work is " : "";
								break;
						}
						break;
					case 3:
						switch($j)
						{
							case 0:
								switch($k)
								{
									case 0:
										print "Makes Us ";
										break;
									case 1:
										print "Makes Us ";
										break;
									case 14:
										break;
									default:
										print "Makes us Stronger ";
										break;
								}
								break;
							case 1:
								switch($k)
								{
									case 0:
										print "Stronger ";
										break;
									case 1:
										print "Stronger ";
										break;
								}
								break;
							case 2:
								switch($k)
								{
									case 0:
										print "Never ";
										break;
									case 1:
										break;
									default:
										print "Never Over ";
										break;
								}
								break;
							case 3:
								print ($k==0) ? "Over " : "";
								break;
						}
					break;
				}
			}
		}
	}
?>