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const acceptInterval = setInterval(() => {
  const acceptButtons = Array.from(document.querySelectorAll("[role=button]")).filter(
    (button) => button.textContent === "Approve"
  );

  if (acceptButtons.length > 0) {
    acceptButtons.forEach((b) => b.click());
    window.scrollBy(0, window.innerHeight - 100);
  } else {
    clearInterval(acceptInterval);

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npm init vue@3
if [ $? -eq 0 ]; then
    LAST_FOLDER=$(ls -td ./* | head -1)
    cd $LAST_FOLDER
    yarn
    code .
else
   echo "Project creation unsuccessful 😔"
fi

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#!/usr/bin/env zsh
source ~/.zshrc
ggpull
gco -b "bugfix/$1"

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Stupid puns. Don't Laugh!

Tech puns

• Why did the Vue child component have such great self-esteem? Because its parent kept giving it props!
• What does a Vue developer have in his tea? Syntactic sugar
• Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
• Sometimes when I'm writing JavaScript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to.
• Why are JavaScript conferences the worst? It all just sounds scripted.
• How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? a. You console it.

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// A dependency-free, await-ready function for Node.js
// to get user input in the console
// Author: Marc Backes (@themarcba
const getInput = query => {
    return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
        const readline = require('readline').createInterface({
            input: process.stdin,
            output: process.stdout,
        })
        readline.question(`${query} `, answer => {

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// Standalone, dependency-free version of rock paper scissors
// Author: Marc Backes (@themarcba)

// Available choices and it's associated values
const choiceMap = { r: 'rock', p: 'paper', s: 'scissors' }

// Request an input from the user
const getInput = query => {
    return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
        const readline = require('readline').createInterface({

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const sleepSort = arr => {
    arr.forEach(n => {
        setTimeout(() => console.log(n), n * 1000)
    })
}

sleepSort([5, 7, 1, 2])

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#################################################################
# Marc's LAZY code-related aliases (some might require oh-my-zsh)
#################################################################

# For lazy commits
alias c="git commit -m"

# Lazy access to yarn
alias y="yarn"

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if [[ "$*" == "whiskey" || "$*" == "whiskey wednesday"  ]]; then
    MESSAGE="Whiskey and coding, what can go wrong? Cheers! 🙌"
    PREFIX='🥃'
elif [[ "$*" == "beer" || "$*" == "happy hour" ]]; then
    MESSAGE='Cheers 🍻'
    PREFIX='🍺'
elif [[ "$*" == "frontend" || "$*" == "fe" ]]; then
    MESSAGE=''
    PREFIX='🎨'
elif [[ "$*" == "backend" || "$*" == "be" ]]; then

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const toRandom = c => Math.random() > 0.5 ? c.toUpperCase() : c.toLowerCase()
const toSarcasm = text => text.split('').map(c => toRandom(c)).join('')
console.log(toSarcasm('This is a sarcastic message')); //ThIS Is A SarcAstiC mesSAgE