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puns.md

Stupid puns. Don't Laugh!

Tech puns

  • Why did the Vue child component have such great self-esteem? Because its parent kept giving it props!
  • What does a Vue developer have in his tea? Syntactic sugar
  • Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
  • Sometimes when I'm writing JavaScript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to.
  • Why are JavaScript conferences the worst? It all just sounds scripted.
  • How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? a. You console it.

General puns

  • Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because its parents were in a jam.
  • Why diod the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  • What do you call a pig that does Karate? A pork CHOP.
  • Which kind of train carries gum? A CHEW CHEW train.
  • What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A may-bee.
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