footguy - he's very impatient

footguy.c

#include <stdlib.h>
#include <time.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <unistd.h>

void uxsleep(int time)
{
  sleep(time);
}

void ansi_goto(int x, int y)
{
  printf("\x1b[%d;%dH",y,x);
}

void ansi_cls()
{
  printf("\x1b[2J");
}

void footguy(int x,int y)
{
  ansi_goto(x+1,y+2); printf("oo");
  ansi_goto(x+0,y+3); printf("<|>");
  ansi_goto(x+0,y+4); printf("_|_");
  fflush(stdout);
}

void footguy_tap(int x, int y,int tap)
{
  ansi_goto(x+2,y+4); printf(tap?"/":"_");
  fflush(stdout);
}

void footguy_swear(int x, int y)
{
  ansi_goto(x+1,y+0); printf("Welcome to SCInc!");
  ansi_goto(x+3,y+1); printf("/");
  fflush(stdout);
}

void main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
  int taps;
  int x=30, y=10;

  srand(clock());
  while(1)
    {
      x=rand()%70+3;
      y=rand()%20;
      ansi_cls();
      footguy(x,y);
      taps = rand()%41+10;
      for(;taps > 0;taps--)
        {
          uxsleep(1);
          footguy_tap(x,y,taps%2);
        }
      uxsleep(1);
      footguy_swear(x,y);
      uxsleep(3);
    }
}