The Best Deck (find all decks at https://horner.tj/cahdecks)

the_best_deck.json

{
  "name": "The Best Deck",
  "description": "Created with CAH Creator: cahcreator.com",
  "expansion": true,
  "blackCards": [
    {
      "text": "Once upon a ____ there was a ____.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Here comes ____!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "____ is very ____.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "The best way to cure ____ is to ____.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "____ declared they would run for president in 2020.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Want to hear a joke? ____!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "When three people made ____, ____ happened.",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "My childhood was forever ruined when I was introduced to ____.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Introducing, the all new _____! Now in ____ flavor!",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "Welcome to ____ where we ____ from dusk to ____!",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "Mommy, there's a _____ in my closet.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I get more first blood's than ____!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "What a ____. Would do again.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Hello, do you have time to talk about our ____ and ____, ____?",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "A great icebreaker is ____.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Hello is this ____?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Do people still do ____?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Netflix and ____.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Hey! Have you ____ the new ____?",
      "pick": 2
    },
    {
      "text": "What are your thoughts on ____?",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I've always wanted to create a new ____.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "I sexually identify as a ____.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It was very awkward when my mom walked in when I was ____.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "It was all decided on that fateful day that ____ was needed.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "The newest Cyanide and Happiness skit was about _____ finding _____, using it for ___",
      "pick": 3
    },
    {
      "text": "_____! Welcome to fucking honors!",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "You know it's hot when you're ____.",
      "pick": 1
    },
    {
      "text": "Then the child told his parents ____.",
      "pick": 1
    }
  ],
  "whiteCards": [
    "JOHN CENA",
    "Sean",
    "Bad",
    "Reusing the same condom for the past 5 years",
    "Time, my mortal enemy",
    "Morgan Freeman",
    "Netflix and Chill",
    "When you've been going at it for five minutes and she says to put it in",
    "MLH",
    "Ahmed Mohamed",
    "some rich asshole",
    "CHINA",
    "A small penis at large",
    "Docking in a Chinese finger trap",
    "Ronald McDonald high on McCrack",
    "Aborting the abortion",
    "Kim Jong Un on his period",
    "Women",
    "Womens' Rights",
    "Half-Life 3",
    "MILFs",
    "Weed",
    "Caitlyn Jenner",
    "Urban Dictionary",
    "4chan",
    "Religion.",
    "Anal Acrobats",
    "Fuck",
    "A fat Asuna",
    "I sexually identify as a waffle you cisgender son of a bitch",
    "Mr. Bell",
    "Mr. St. John",
    "A middle school bathroom",
    "Coach Cendro",
    "Tom Paulus",
    "CodeDay",
    "StudentRND",
    "Tyler Menezes",
    "Chicken Nuggets made out of recycled chicken nuggets",
    "A hardcore League of Legends player",
    "Xbox Live chat",
    "Clusterfuck",
    "Circletwerk",
    "Hitler",
    "Cirque du Twerque",
    "Dear mother of mother of Jesus's mother",
    "Non-stop cringing, for the rest of time",
    "I have a large white van waiting just for you",
    "Salty",
    "Kirby sucking while making a mess",
    "Dank memes",
    "The church of Scientology",
    "Mr. Garrison fucking everyone to death.",
    "Chief Architect Premier X5",
    "Mr. Hanky, The Christmas Poo",
    "Canadian court system",
    "Voting for Pedro",
    "Canadian Alcatraz",
    "Horribly slow rendering times",
    "Fapping to Skrillex",
    "Fapping to My Little Pony",
    "Running over a baby stroller with your car at full speed",
    "Lucid Dreaming",
    "Seeing dead people",
    "A Grandmother's Club",
    "Lord of the Flies",
    "Getting killed by a boulder",
    "Willy Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory",
    "Going flawless in a Cock Hero.",
    "Willy Wonka and his lil' chocolate boys",
    "Mormon porn",
    "Winning the lottery, then losing everything.",
    "Having to choose to murder your wife or your kids.",
    "Slutty Amish Halloween costumes.",
    "hot",
    "Allahu Ackbar!!!",
    "Jared from Subway's porn statch.",
    "Show me on the doll where they touched you",
    "\"Periods aren't that painful.\"",
    "Fucking a dead cow for 48 hours straight",
    "Using a bottle cork as a tampon.",
    "Necrophilia",
    "Beating your wives",
    "Joe Biden flyin' in",
    "Keeping your friends close and your enema's closer.",
    "Suddenly realizing you have two dads.",
    "Being told that you're adopted.",
    "Turducken",
    "Thanksgiving Cannabilism",
    "\"Hulk and Smash\"",
    "NO",
    "REALLY stuffing that turkey.",
    "Rednecks",
    "Fallout Vore",
    "Tittyfall",
    "Wetbacks",
    "Furpiles",
    "Pre-birth PTSD",
    "Faggotcytosis, a syndrome of excessively eating dicks.",
    "Firedash, The Tri-gender Pyrofox",
    "La Telepathé",
    "Racial discrimination towards cats",
    "\"Spitters are quitters.\"",
    "Donating a bucket overflowing with semen",
    "\"Auto-filacio\"",
    "PTSD-Post Traumatic Stripper Disorder",
    "Cum Inflation",
    "Gallon Smashing"
  ]
}