Faking JavaScript syntactic sugar

syntacticsugar.js

/*\
  | Faking JavaScript syntactic sugar
  |
  | Feel free to fork this to add more information!
  |
  | Remember to utilize ES6 things, because why not?
  | It's standardized!
  \_
    | Contents:
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    \*/

/*\~
  $ifstatements$
  
  IF STATEMENTS
  Contents:
  - $ifstatements:1$ basic sugaring
  - $ifstatements:2$ using || as sugar for if-not
~\*/

// $ifstatements:1$
// If statement syntactic sugar

// This is how you would do it with a block of code:
(true)&&(()=>{
  console.log("Hello world!");
})();
(false)&&(()=>{
  console.log("Nooo..");
})();

// But arrow functions support one liners so we can do this:
(true)&&(()=>
  console.log("Hi y'all!")
)();
(false)&&(()=>
  console.log("If this appears..")
)();

// We can make it even shorter like this:
(true)&&(
  console.log("What's up guys?")
);
(false)&&(
  console.log("But really?")
);

// This is just syntactic sugar of course. ;)

// $ifstatements:2$
// If not statement syntactic sugar

// Here's an if-not statement:
(true)||(
  console.log("A")
);
(false)||(
  console.log("B")
);

// More soon???