IlluminatorMike-deleted-tweets.md

Deleted tweets for IlluminatorMike

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• 10 February 2015: @GlobalRevLive @MissJupiter1957 if that's true it's low. It's subterranean and subhuman. #Ferguson #MikeBrown #MondayMourning #ICantBreathe
• 8 February 2015: @ScriblyUnctious some would call it #art . Specifically, #graffitiart . #graffiti #BlackLivesMatter #ICantBreathe #MikeBrown #EricGarner
• 8 February 2015 (live): The graffiti in my neighborhood is multiplying. They tagged the porn shop w/ #BlackLivesMatter . #MikeBrown #Portland pic.twitter.com/8n60DIcLTI
• 29 January 2015: @bassem_masri strong work. @cnn links to your tape. http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/28/us/st-louis-police-citizen-ferguson-outburst/index.html #Ferguson #ICantBreathe #MikeBrown #STLPD #JeffRoorda
• 27 January 2015: @foxnews is getting liberal with the term "thugs." #ISIS #IslamicState #thug #ICantBreathe #MikeBrown #Ferguson pic.twitter.com/MZwhOWk6r4
• 24 January 2015: @ACTIVISMKING09 @BrandiKruse @jseattle @KIRO7Seattle @komonews @KING5Seattle @Ansel http://ustre.am/_3Uobm:2v4T #Seattle #ICantBreathe #Ferguson
• 24 January 2015 (live): @ACTIVISMKING09 @BrandiKruse @jseattle @KIRO7Seattle @komonews @KING5Seattle @Ansel Heres one for you. Video of #Seattle cops being violent
• 24 January 2015: @GlobalRevLive Video of @SeattlePD cop pushing girl really hard & threatening her with pepperspray. http://ustre.am/_3Uobm:2v4T #ICantBreathe
• 20 January 2015: Many thanks as usual to @GlobalRevLive for the signal boost. Where would we be without you? #icantbreathe #Seattle #ReclaimMLK #MLKDay
• 19 January 2015: Still livestreamng from #Seattle . *i has hit the fan. Arrests, mace, threats. You know. #icantbreathe (live at http://ustre.am/1kuBb )
• 25 August 2014: #RIPMikeBrown . We will keep fighting for you and keep your memory alive. #HandsUpPDX #Ferguson #MikeBrown

itsmikebivins-deleted-tweets.md

Deleted tweets for itsmikebivins

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• 5 April 2022: I knew romney was a scumbag for certain once I saw that fixed boxing match between he and holyfield. watch the "fight" and even to the untrained eye holyfield getting dropped by romney looks suspicious. To the trained eye it's clearly a dive. how low will romney sink?
• 5 April 2022: murkowski and romney are losers for offering to vote for this unacceptable supreme court nominee and I hope they pay for it at the ballot box
• 5 April 2022: qualified immunity for police is a good thing
• 5 April 2022: the titular character in uncle tom's cabin pelted a drowning dog with rocks pic.twitter.com/ESPKHvMIFS
• 5 April 2022: if anyone wants to have a seance or knows of a seance, hit me up. seriously
• 5 April 2022: uncle tom's cabin, only $5.95 at your local bookstore. "I got mine," as they say pic.twitter.com/2SHoypYBfe
• 4 April 2022: I don't see an issue with these shoes https://qz.com/quartzy/1547880/blackface-fashion-is-officially-the-worst-fashion-trend-of-2019/
• 4 April 2022: during the gold rush-era, taxes from chinese miners at times alone made up ~30 percent of california's revenue. there's always been a california interest in turning a blind eye to immigration, if nothing else to tax them and beef up its census numbers for federal districting
• 4 April 2022 (live): these chinese immigrants were called "paper son's," and the number was so great that legal chinese immigrant women were said to have needed to give birth to 500 kids to account for all of the illegal chinese immigrants who lied about being born in the US
• 4 April 2022 (live): the 1906 earthquake destroyed immigration records at san francisco city hall. chinese illegals seized upon this to plead their case on court, and on nothing more than swearing they were born in the usa, taken to china and returned, an untold number of chinese were made citizens
• 4 April 2022: at the bookstore and I see this cool picture on the cover of merchant of venice. getting the pound of flesh pic.twitter.com/5bRF33rZFW
• 4 April 2022: i started reading uncle tom's cabin and left off at the part where he got sold down river. gonna pick up after I finish the modern jew
• 4 April 2022: in civilized countries worldwide: "there is no people poorer or more illiterate than the russian, no people house in more primitive dwellings, no people who till the soil with more wretched agriculture equipments" pic.twitter.com/0VjkCEaPOi
• 4 April 2022: someone said something about witches taking over and hypnotizing people. I thought "great. Witches are hot."
• 4 April 2022: "little by little the russian official, hardly yet completely emerged from savagery, will revert to his primitive barbarism, and the survivors of famine and pestilence will find themselves subjects, not of a russian but of a tartar government." pic.twitter.com/QQIDFL3g2a
• 4 April 2022: "the modern jew" paints late 19th century russia as a superstitious medieval backwater pic.twitter.com/0mfRaaCbxc
• 4 April 2022: "the only ray of light apparently visible for the hopes of those poor jews...is in the neutralization of palestine after armageddon has taken place." pic.twitter.com/ojClMyGQlB
• 4 April 2022: why should any "ethnic" studies be funded at all
• 4 April 2022: my high school teacher referred to rosa parks as a pawn. the fact that her physical form was forgotten about while her legend grew goes to show you how much black people actually cared about her. 60 years later people were shocked she was alive and living in squalor
• 4 April 2022: white privilege is a myth
• 4 April 2022: what do you know or think you know about magic? as in sorcery and such
• 4 April 2022: it's largely unorganized, with no official churches or any of that money absorbing nonsense
• 4 April 2022: There's a big time pagan revival going on. everything old will be new again, including the old gods
• 4 April 2022: $55 billion for black colleges? joe biden must have dipped into his son's hard drug stash when making this decision https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2021/09/10/hbcu-reconciliation-fight/
• 4 April 2022: we should be funding nordic history classes and reducing funding for black studies
• 4 April 2022: It's common knowledge that israel brainwashs people who visit, which is why I have never appreciated the fact that so many of our politicians visit israel pic.twitter.com/R915FYFHrg
• 4 April 2022: the answer is clear: to brainwash our politicians and gain influence in american politics
• 4 April 2022: we need a Philippines duterte-style drug war
• 4 April 2022 (live): why is this a thing? why are many of our newly minted members of congress hustled over to israel? pic.twitter.com/3o7avOZsjW
• 4 April 2022: what the hell is nancy pelosi doing in israel? Tell her she can stay there pic.twitter.com/5ZaizIAU0e
• 4 April 2022 (live): why does our congress spend so much time in israel. brainwashing?
• 4 April 2022: "The owner of a shopping mall where four young suspected thieves were allegedly stripped naked and beaten by a gauntlet of 50 Nation of Islam members encourages security guards to handle trouble without police." https://apnews.com/article/448795fc1315a83692c319598306355c
• 4 April 2022: "I should say that jews, as a class, are unpopular, but that much of their unpopularity is due to no fault of their own" pic.twitter.com/lyZwjEvLYQ
• 4 April 2022: AOC needs to leave the democratic party and be an independent or start her own party. democrats need AOC more than AOC needs the democrats
• 3 April 2022: starting another twain book when I see lines from the merchant if venice, which I was just talking about pic.twitter.com/Oj4HDpXrN6
• 3 April 2022: secret police would be a great way to help restore order
• 3 April 2022: injun joe telling his story of being "horsewhipped in front of the jail, like a n*****" almost makes me feel sorry for him." pic.twitter.com/CZYfCYPkCE
• 3 April 2022: this line about huck finn begrudgingly eating with a black man gives great insight into the attitudes of twain's days pic.twitter.com/WxxMqMhVCq
• 3 April 2022: the "big white" on the @FranzBakery package might illicit a giggle, but you need to be feeding your kids franz wheat bread. all those extra vitamins and such
• 3 April 2022: if you're an american then take the damn ukrainian flag off of your twitter, unless your goal is to draw attention to how ukraine has pumped money into the biden crime family
• 3 April 2022: I vividly recall the last time I was in public with a black woman. it was 2007, and someone threw garbage at us. coincidentally, that was the last time I hungout with a black woman
• 3 April 2022: the naacp is a bunch of racists
• 3 April 2022: "however great or small the evil of jewish moneylending in europe may be, is is a growing evil..." pic.twitter.com/a7EksyN9tn
• 3 April 2022 (live): "the partnership of jew lawyer and jew moneylender is one of the most fruitful fields from which the harvest of legitimate anti-semitism is gathered and garnered." pic.twitter.com/5mzb5mhpmE
• 3 April 2022 (live): "all of the avenues leading to the money lending trade are crowded with [alien] jews" pic.twitter.com/AYXkITHKPV
• 3 April 2022: "... where the nations are being destroyed by the jews they deserve to be destroyed" this is from the late 19th century pic.twitter.com/RZUD6Sg1wj
• 3 April 2022: pic.twitter.com/R2l4eWBFn6
• 3 April 2022: everytime you walk or ride a bicycle or catch a bus you are refusing to put money into the pockets of international oil gangsters (opec)
• 3 April 2022: the european union is an international conglomerate of low and mid tier gangsters. More countries should get out than just the uk
• 3 April 2022: you talk about blood libel and nobody knows what you mean-- myself included. You say ritual murder, well the picture becomes rather vivid
• 3 April 2022: I've read a few research articles regarding jewish people and ritual murder. There are so many out there pic.twitter.com/lesfRTdsq4
• 3 April 2022: california, texas, illinois/chicago, florida, new york. in america, this is shorthand for "bad." if you see these plates in your neighborhood or anywhere, be suspicious of the owner
• 3 April 2022: the government should stop sending extra money to hbcu's
• 3 April 2022: and I'm tired of environmentalists. china doesn't have to worry about them and has reaped tremendous economic benefits as a result. rivers in this country are already filthy and I am unconcerned about salmon runs and whatever other outdoor events
• 3 April 2022: I'm with at&t doing prepaid. No contracts is the way to go
• 3 April 2022 (live): Choose an american telecommunications company. stay away from metro and tmobile/sprint
• 3 April 2022: unions should be busted. they discourage competition between workers and encourage laziness
• 3 April 2022: holy person as a paid profession should be illegal
• 2 April 2022: pic.twitter.com/3OBNoqfeSW
• 2 April 2022: I heard a person the other day refer to the armenian genocide as an "ottoman internal matter"
• 2 April 2022: it's generally best to quit while you're ahead rather than shooting for the moon and then saying "you know what? I think I can reach mars"
• 2 April 2022: Usa won half of mexico, that is*
• 2 April 2022: You never hear chinese people talking about the massacres in the western states in the 19th century. yep, it's time to just get over slavery and conquering the indians land
• 2 April 2022: usa literally took half of mexico and dumped mexican americans across the border, ne'er to return, yet you never hear mexicans complaining publicly about this. yep, reparations as a legitimate subject of conversation is no more
• 2 April 2022: american indians and black people should just accept america the way it is. Reparations will never happen
• 2 April 2022: this dude thought he was bruce lee or something, and I put a stop to that immediately, which was unexpected because it's bruce lee
• 2 April 2022 (live): in wrestling, you have to be close enough to touch someone to take them down, which creates the saying "if I can touch you, I can take you down" almost no punching (which means you get hit, or worse), but from wrestling I'd already gotten used to being in front of scary people..
• 2 April 2022 (live): he wasn't knocked out, but the punch landed flush & he was shaken up & he quit. I don't think he'd ever been hit like that, or been taught to go as hard as you can like any American wrestling coach will teach their pupils. that was an upset, & was supposed to be a good fight
• 2 April 2022 (live): and there I was, matched up with a tae kwon do black belt roughly the same weight as me. I had the edge in the strength department. his tkd thing is this bounce with hands low at his chest. what did I do? i marched over there and blasted a lead right into his face
• 2 April 2022 (live): what caused me to start saying "I eat black belts for breakfast." good question. I had only taken a few kickboxing classes, but I had already developed poise and the ability to stand in front of someone recently from wrestling
• 2 April 2022: See? You are "free" to deposit your unwanted items onto the streets of portland. As they say, one man's trash is another man's treasure. By dumping things onto the sidewalk you are delivering a treasure to someone, somewhere, so think of this as doing a good deed pic.twitter.com/jbkto3T33S
• 2 April 2022: was in nordstrom getting some all black shoes (acquired) when I noticed this junior child molester kit for sale. "brooklyn lollypop" evidently is a weirdo new york company pic.twitter.com/wo0ipAznai
• 2 April 2022: the male preacher propositioned me for sex. he wanted to submit himself to me. I thought this was rather bizarre. What did I do? I renounced my christian faith, as I figure that any real god would punish this man and not have him remain a leader among the faithful
• 2 April 2022: communists should be added to a public registry, so people know who is and is not a communist. now, in the past i have been accused of being a communist. however, I enjoy shopping far too much to be a real communist. I've also been accused of being a fascist. Meh, whatever
• 2 April 2022: who said "america is going from the melting pot to the chamber pot"
• 2 April 2022: just imagine: if a giant asteroid were to impact india or china the other country wouldn't be in great shape due to their proximity to the other
• 2 April 2022: the constitution should be amended to say that both parents need to be citizens in order for the baby to be a citizen
• 2 April 2022: there's just so many holidays already. Such as columbus day, which is a fake holiday due to the fact that the Vikings discovered north america. Perhaps we need a viking holiday or a viking awareness month
• 2 April 2022: does mlk day really need to be a holiday?
• 2 April 2022: the idea of the hague and an international court is remarkably unacceptable
• 2 April 2022: Suppressing the jesuits used to be the thing to do. I wonder what changed that pic.twitter.com/4NVzLO0bQZ
• 2 April 2022: Because the jesuits were expelled from so many places... Why is their presence so strong in america (paging gonzaga, regionally)
• 2 April 2022: they say "buy american" and by that they mean stop buying chicago anything
• 1 April 2022: "made in chicago museum?" id expect to see a wax vincent price and a scene from the pit and the pendulum pic.twitter.com/LOtH45cABX
• 1 April 2022: i check labels. noticed what I was about to buy is kraft foods and bought something else. kraft is a chicago company and I try to avoid purchasing anything associated with chicago
• 1 April 2022: as far as colors having meaning: when you're the bad guy every color but white seems negative, and even then sometimes white is bad
• 1 April 2022: yes, twitter unceremoniously took away my verification at the same time I replaced my picture with an american dictionary and tweeted a picture of a book that I purchased at @Powells . The book did have numerous swastikas hidden beneath the dust jacket
• 1 April 2022: seems like littering in places like portland is sanctioned. I mean, garbage is literally everywhere and nobody seems to care, and I routinely see people casually dumping full trash bags on the sidewalk--day or night
• 1 April 2022: china, russia, iran, north korea (chinese client state) = new axis of evil
• 1 April 2022: I try to go with fed ex as often as possible, because ups has the teamsters (chicago gangsters)
• 1 April 2022: where's our bismarck? well, it's been a long, long time since we fought a war that was absolutely essential
• 1 April 2022: yesterday, I was downtown and I witnessed a white man punch a black guy for wearing a shirt with rainbows on it. apparently he thought the rainbows indicated that the man was gay
• 31 March 2022: Having the runner-up be vice president should be the thing again. That way, clowns like kamala harris can't cast tie-breaking votes in the senate (at least, it'll be more difficult)
• 31 March 2022: could you imagine how silly it would be for anyone to come to america from abroad and claim to be an american? The irish wouldn't tolerate fake irishmen and we wouldn't tolerate a fake american neither
• 31 March 2022: Then you have these self-styled irishmen. I thought that when american marcus "the irish hand grenade" davis went to Ireland he changed his moniker due to The Troubles, but I bet that irish people were like "this guy isn't irish and the fans know that and will think less of him"
• 31 March 2022: If I were residents of spanish fork, utah I would vote to rename the city "fork." To that end, naming your portland business "philly" this, or "nyc" that, or "dutch bros" is asking for trouble due to the fact that we are in portland but also america.
• 31 March 2022 (live): Id like to know exactly what a spanish fork is, how it's different than a regular fork, and what the hell it's doing in utah
• 31 March 2022: Good thing I was only month to month and not locked into a contract or anything
• 31 March 2022: previously I'd been working out at united athletic club in sellwood, but my fav squat rack is situated in front of a huge "black lives matter" flag. a few weeks of getting down in front of this flag was more than I could stand and I asked for my money back. Request was denied
• 31 March 2022: al capone's parents? immigrants. we know how that story goes
• 31 March 2022: this article "on the idea of negro interiority" would cause quite the uproar if brought to light in many places. all you need is a library card to read this and countless other articles on every topic under the sun https://www.jstor.org/stable/2708515
• 31 March 2022 (live): Classic scholarly articles are fascinating. @JSTOR @Penn pic.twitter.com/fpeCzXEISB
• 31 March 2022: there was a muslim slave revolt in 1835 brazil. you learn new stuff all the time. @JSTOR pic.twitter.com/CZUolZz8bU
• 31 March 2022: Why don't I don't refer to washington dc simply as "washington?" Because I'm from washington, the real washington. dc isn't even a state and never will be a state
• 31 March 2022: dc is overun with career politicians, lobbyists and strange internationals; of course electing a judge from that den of evil to the supreme court is absolutely laughable
• 31 March 2022: Why yes, yes I am suspicious of anyone even tangentially associated with "the district" https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/1509343667831533571
• 31 March 2022: this supreme court nominee is a d.c. fraudster 👎
• 31 March 2022: germany would literally give awards to fertile mothers, whereas in the united states we prefer to kick pregnant and post-partum women while they are down
• 30 March 2022: Seriously tho. This is what the isralies do in the west bank. Move in illegally and then plant a flag even tho it's not israel https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/1509268485045514242
• 30 March 2022: "instead of spawning healthy diversity, immigration has turned many cities into caldrons of increased ethnic tension and divisiveness." roy beck, noted in the washington post, had this and much more to say regarding immigration in america https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/books/chap1/againsti.htm pic.twitter.com/Y8VFgND4MM
• 30 March 2022 (live): *saying "you can't leave the country" seems even more extreme than telling people they cannot enter, yet it happened during an emergency. are we not in an emergency? Americans would have kids, but as the article says, in the 19th century we stopped having kids due to immigrants
• 30 March 2022 (live): This 1896 @TheAtlantic article by francis walker has me convinced that closing the borders is more than a century overdue. FYI: the borders for exit were closed when jfk was killed, so it's not as if a massive migration law crackdown is unprecedented https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1896/06/restriction-of-immigration/306011/
• 30 March 2022: always seemed incredibly awkward to me that they never found jimmy hoffa (a @Teamsters gangster), and his son is currently lead crime boss. Makes you wonder
• 30 March 2022: wrt hanging non-us flags, I want to knock on the door of a house flying a ukrainian flag and ask "is this occupied territory?"
• 30 March 2022: are there really that many ukrainian nationals in portland or is this a case of white folks hanging "black lives matter flags" outside their mansions?
• 30 March 2022: drug dealers should be hanged (weed not included)
• 30 March 2022: "the doctor struck out suddenly and stretched the ruffian on the ground." Stretched is old timey slang for catching someone in a painful wrestling hold. In this case the doctor stretching injun joe pic.twitter.com/bBlhJL5ZWq
• 30 March 2022: Hats are also strongly discouraged, and are worn mostly by hoodlums and hillbillies
• 30 March 2022 (live): *shorts are also out, especially if your contention is that you are a man
• 30 March 2022 (live): The style guide says flannel is out; jeans are out; white shoes are out, unless working in a medical setting
• 30 March 2022: The style guide says flannel is out; white shoes are out, unless working in a medical setting
• 30 March 2022: 👀 pic.twitter.com/sLyvpNR9Oy
• 30 March 2022: Every amateur historian is aware of the expulsion of jews by spain, but I never heard this part before pic.twitter.com/JpbWSVU8sG
• 30 March 2022: 👀 pic.twitter.com/7s25aMAovO
• 30 March 2022: i actually stopped walking around so briskly because of this line about fast walking pic.twitter.com/Qp7ymKlcGg
• 30 March 2022: Wow pic.twitter.com/HlPaj5MaN4
• 30 March 2022: 👀 pic.twitter.com/3iqmwShSHa
• 30 March 2022: "all the children were educated, and apparently there were no black sheep" pic.twitter.com/6tkI4IJIT6
• 30 March 2022: "poverty in muscle." That is a new (old) way to describe being skinny pic.twitter.com/guFEVRIbRO
• 30 March 2022: Interesting that this book refers to yiddish as half jewish and half german "jargon" rather than a language. It also says "the sedentary jews are physically inferior to the sedentary russians." it's interesting to read something in print from 1899 that today would be criticized pic.twitter.com/VX3MW7ESnh
• 30 March 2022: also free of charge via @JSTOR with a library card: a scholarly examination of American slavery, published in @JourSouHist pic.twitter.com/GspVahLGfc
• 30 March 2022: I've been reading all sorts of interesting things. @JSTOR pic.twitter.com/h9JqiK5UgP
• 30 March 2022 (live): It's shocking to see the russians contemplating the holocaust 40 years prior, and having it casually transcribed into this book pic.twitter.com/zuZaIhnQ4W
• 30 March 2022: some of these passages from "the modern jew,' 1899, are very revealing about certain thoughts in america as well as europe during the fin de siecle (end of the 19th century) pic.twitter.com/N5HCW6T8Zv
• 29 March 2022: is the gay flag a separatist flag
• 29 March 2022 (live): The germans also had a cult of the mother, which, ya know, how could that not be a good idea. In america, employers kick pregnant and post-partum women while they're down
• 29 March 2022 (live): The 12 year Reich describes "the german look," which is to say a pair would look left and then right to see if anyone is there to overhear and then denounce them. The american equivalent is looking to see who has technology in their hand w/ which to record then drag you on social
• 29 March 2022: "the jewish pope." an interesting time in italy for sure pic.twitter.com/rCZLQzBMgK
• 29 March 2022: sneaking into the country via any route should be like escaping north korea and getting anywhere (that means virtually impossible)
• 29 March 2022: i can trace the begining of so many problems to becoming a democrat. currently, im giving republican a try
• 28 March 2022: ya know, they never found jimmy hoffa. he's probably in some walled in teamster closet
• 28 March 2022: auction off the post office, have fed ex buy it
• 28 March 2022: i was outside a taco bell the other day when a woman started yelling at a man to speak english, and that we live in america and if he wants to speak spanish he can go back to mexico
• 28 March 2022: I quit my neighborhood gym. The the blm flag hanging over a squat rack was more than I could stand. I did cite the flag, they wouldn't offer a refund
• 28 March 2022: Purchased this 1933-45 germany book for dirt cheap. I took the dust jacket off and the cover changed drastically. It was certainly an interesting book. @Powells pic.twitter.com/KpJu5De9lU
• 28 March 2022: could you imagine being a young professional, getting your assignment and saying: "chicago..." right before that stark realization that you are slated to be "the bad guy" sets in
• 27 March 2022: Savvy of the businessowner to make sure the media found out in order to generate free pr off of a war half a world away. There's no news headline to be gained from doing the right thing, which would have been filling those jobs with americans
• 27 March 2022 (live): i was reading about how a local russian store is giving jobs to ukranian refugees. if these jobs were available then why didn't they hire americans instead of waiting until now for desperate people who will be easier for a boss to control?
• 19 January 2022 (live): This is historic
• 19 January 2022: Bam. Count it pic.twitter.com/I6DXzNEq3r
• 18 January 2022: Here is an example of an asvab question I was fed by instagram's algorithm. I would consider this a difficult math question based on the questions I saw, but for many this question is not difficult pic.twitter.com/ZGSjH5ore6
• 15 January 2022: I owed a couple thousand for my hernia surgery as well. Never paid that either
• 15 January 2022 (live): Now you want to pay small businesses, but a giant corporation is not going to notice you welching on your debt
• 15 January 2022 (live): When t mobile acquired sprint I thought there was going to be trouble, but sprint never said anything. Now I owe sprint money and I don't plan on ever paying them either. Is a gigantic corporation going to take me to court over a few hundred dollars? Unlikely
• 15 January 2022 (live): At this point if I check my credit whatever iirc you can request to have the debt removed. My ex-wife kept telling me to give them the money but I refused. I feel like that's a small victory that I can feel good about
• 15 January 2022 (live): Yesterday at my usps po box I saw what was certainly a hospital bill and a bill from an ambulance company. I didn't bother to open them. instead, i threw them directly into the recycling bin. In fact, I've owed t mobile money for more than a decade. They never got that money
• 15 January 2022: I got this flag etiquette pamphlet from the Army recruiter office and it says the US flag should never be used as clothing, which I would have to assume includes flag masks. Why would you want to breathe smelly breath all over the flag anyway? Seems like a strange thing to do pic.twitter.com/HfrNrNU4k1
• 12 January 2022 (live): Instagram is also owned by Facebook, and Facebook is the devil, which makes Instagram in league with the devil. But what about Twitter? Twitter is a news app
• 12 January 2022: I deleted my instagram account as it really serves no purpose outside of vanity and anti-bordom
• 12 January 2022: I'd kill for sunshine. Gloomy weather is lame
• 12 January 2022 (live): It was quite a few months ago, but those ?'s got me thinking "hey this test isn't impossible & I shouldn't doubt myself." It was definitely the most challenging test I've ever taken due to the length. Also: the @MultCoLib had a study guide that helped a lot
• 12 January 2022: Haven't been this stressed out since I balled out on the asvab. Interestingly, my first brush with the US military's asvab (armed services vocational aptitude battery) test was via the @USNationalGuard 's Instagram. The algorithm will feed you practice questions if ur in that mode
• 11 January 2022: "the papers want to know who's shirt you're wearing." All of the white t shirts and the few button ups in the fleet are from @Target . I have a few Pendletons, and a blue target jacket which hasn't seen much action lately. Oh, and a @Powells t shirt
• 11 January 2022: I only do pushups once a week or so. I'll maybe get in a chest workout with machines and free weights once a week, which helps. I've been doing a lot more core workouts which I imagine also helps with, well, everything physical
• 11 January 2022 (live): 46 pushups. Not bad I suppose
• 10 January 2022: I'm in Clackamas at a popular gym chain working out without a mask pic.twitter.com/4JqY0Vrz8m
• 31 December 2021: People wanna know why after 15+ years I would resign? Money. Normally, what happens at work stays at work, and for 15+ years that was my policy. But I know everyone is dying to know what happened. It was a money thing. A unit left a note at the front desk saying "don't leave"
• 31 December 2021: I basically rewrote the book on being a huc. But I couldn't get the money I deserved, so I decided to pick up my chips and go to a different table. Like I said, I loved the job, loved the people, but we couldn't get to yes on a measly few dollars an hour and a permanent post
• 31 December 2021: Do you think I could get a few more dollars an hour? It was like trying to pull teeth. If I could have gotten a few more dollars an hour I would still be at OHSU. But I felt disrespected. I was doing unheard of things, which--out of professional courtesy--will not divulge
• 31 December 2021: At OHSU I was in the Float Pool, and with God as my witness I felt like I was a rockstar on tour. I was ridiculously good at that job. I loved it. But I need money to live and I wanted to get stationary, but I knew my worth and wanted (only) a few dollars more an hour
• 31 December 2021: I'm not even going to go into it deeply, but put it this way: where medical records are concerned it would not be unheard of for me to scan 100 pages in one batch, which is more than some other secretaries (Health Unit Coordinator) would scan in an entire week or more
• 30 December 2021: My understanding is that the only hang-up is ohsu sending the army my records. I'd like to think the holidays and the economy and such are the holdup, but being intimately acquainted with OHSU and paperwork (I was a secretary for them) there are many up there who let it pile up
• 30 December 2021 (live): After I got the asvab score the recruiter told me "you qualify for everything we're going to give you " I dig it
• 30 December 2021 (live): I said to myself "you know what Mike? If you're gonna be a bit player for the rest of your life then you had better go work for the best." Reminds me of Scott Hall talking about wanting to work for the wwf. "Everyone who works for Vince is a star," including full-time jobbers
• 30 December 2021 (live): Oh what the hell. What prompted all of this big change was my burning desire to join the military. The @USArmy is processing my paperwork right now. I got an 82 on the asvab which means 82nd percentile according to the recruiter. I guess that means I've got a half decent mind
• 5 October 2021: excellent #Covid_19 #GetTested pic.twitter.com/LDjHJCQS4h
• 5 October 2021 (live): i would like the stylebook to point out that people dont fail drug tests by testing positive for thc, rather, you test positive for the metabolites (what thc breaks down into) also: i got a covid test today. it wasn’t terrible. ok, back to being on twitter hiatus i go‼️ https://twitter.com/apstylebook/status/1441106155195883528
• 1 October 2021: catch me in the material world. cya in a month or two✌️
• 1 October 2021: cya in another month or two ✌️
• 30 September 2021: money is speech? just like corporations are people? $300 is like two words. dont yall have bigger fish to fry?? c’mon, man. smh
• 30 September 2021: $300? yeah, that’s really worth focusing in on 🤣
• 30 September 2021: i would totally go to a @ThornsFC game (timbers have enough support already) except i would get nervous around that many people
• 30 September 2021: im without, but there are now several people in posession of a @Dodgers hat! i remember an adult at an assembly in the 3rd grade saying “i wear two hats” and i thought she literally wore two hats, which i thought was silly 🙄 DONATE CLOTHES! someone needs them more than you❤️
• 30 September 2021 (live): fyi:i got superstitious about the color of my @Dodgers hats so i donated all of them to the union gospel mission. in fact, i literally donated like half my clothes to them (again: got superstitious about wearing the wrong colors as a white guy) pretend i own a blue dodgers hat!
• 30 September 2021: support real people, not pac/lobbyist-controlled figurehead politicians https://twitter.com/maddowblog/status/1443400198886240259
• 29 September 2021: when we #vote , we win http://www.iwillvote.com pic.twitter.com/WsS0Kn4k9f
• 27 September 2021: change is inevitable pic.twitter.com/jWg6kfgEuB
• 27 September 2021: . @NASA pic.twitter.com/JsJSRXKiAV
• 19 August 2021: will there be a covid booster shot available for me next month, because that will be 8 months later
• 18 August 2021: and it’s not true all lowercase. we capitalize names and places that are particularly worthy of respect. read into it what you will about the fact that i keep mike bivins lowercase
• 18 August 2021: people who type in lowercase are tired of wasting time on formatting tweets & texts, & likely dont have much to prove to anyone, & i bet most—like me—went to school and did well. on the other hand, people like michael tracey struggle on a daily basis with being taken seriously pic.twitter.com/NDQ1KMGQ0Y
• 18 August 2021: Fox News can make good decisions when it wants to
• 18 August 2021: (NRM stands for “nursing resource management.” if a hospital had mercenaries, that’s Float Pool. only difference is we’re nice and peaceful)
• 18 August 2021: NRM Float Pool in the house. When you see the words “Float Pool,” that means put some respeck on it
• 18 August 2021: i feel like nyc is calling my name. but it’s a little too soon for something of that magnitude
• 18 August 2021: everyone and their mother already knows my dob
• 18 August 2021: that means i’ll need a #COVID19 booster shot in less than 1 month https://twitter.com/ap/status/1428003714883801092 pic.twitter.com/CD6kVwDPqR
• 18 August 2021: you’re making refugee jokes? change your name, as you give us michael’s a bad name
• 18 August 2021: my favorite colors as an adult, in order: purple, blue, red purple is a royal color, so of course i love it
• 18 August 2021: however, i got pretty good, and quick. i could hold my own against some of the amateur fighters (on the mat.) but the pros, & mma? they would literally kill me. gresham was a murderers’ row of world class talent. i felt fortunate to sometimes even be in the same room w these guys
• 18 August 2021: in a hurry, that meant deadlifts and pull-ups. damn pic.twitter.com/VYaLaClfau
• 18 August 2021: iiiiiiiim sailiiing awaaaaay pic.twitter.com/78oKMnM92M
• 18 August 2021: “it came to me in a dream!” that’s how i start most statements these days
• 18 August 2021: a funny joke i used to say in my head is “comm 3:16 says i just whipped your ass.” shoutout to Dr. Frank in the comm department, the comm 316 professor when i was at portland state
• 18 August 2021: semiotics (the communication theory) is critical in life. if you dont have a 4 year degree and are undecided but need to get SOMETHING, enroll at @Portland_State and get a comm degree. you’ll work your butt off. and A’s are hard to get, but you’ll get valuable insight into life
• 17 August 2021: i cant imagine what having kids AND living in the covid-era must be like. daycare and/or babysitter bills must be astronomical. help parents out and find a way to get kids back fo school (as safe as possible). #MaskUp #MaskMandate #GetVaccinatedPlease
• 17 August 2021: what happens in the gym stays in the gym yadda yadda. it was 15 years ago so im gonna speak on it. i duno whether it was right or wrong. but it happened. one reason i didnt wanna go doqn that path—i didnt think i had what it takes to hang in the shark tank. so i just wrestled
• 17 August 2021: next day—iirc—dude comes in, future world champion, green to mma, about my size, asks me to throw knees. im like “how hard?” he’s like “just throw em.” he wanted to practice blocking the knee as he shoots and im like ok. my knees probs weren’t great, i was willing to help tho
• 17 August 2021: so many good stories from the gym. i wasnt in on this, but i heard from a couple people this good d1 wrestler took lindland down in mma practice. so he pulls up his knee sleeves, times it, bam, knocks the dude out. thats why they’d tell us not to drop to a knee on a double
• 17 August 2021: im convinced that if government passed a law saying you must wear shoes then republicans would walk everywhere barefoot. tetanus shots would be given in record numbers https://twitter.com/numbersmuncher/status/1427610103620984834
• 17 August 2021: ex: i get on top of this dude & i have him crunched up against the wall/corner & i think “i wanna see if i can sub this dude with a forearm choke.” that means you just take your forearm & use it to crush his throat until he gives. took about 20 seconds before the tap. #pain
• 17 August 2021 (live): freestyle looks super intuitive, but submission wrestling is super practical. the idea is to make the person suffer as much as possible until their will is broken and finish them quickly or just catch them slippin. it’s rather barbaric at times. maybe that’s why i like it.
• 17 August 2021 (live): huge regret? not “doing” freestyle wrestling. started watching a few years ago & it’s very exciting to watch, whereas my style—submission wrestling—was always boring to watch unless i knew the ppl involved. i think back to certain things i’d do & im like “that’s points in fs 🤦‍♂️”
• 17 August 2021: Buzz shoulda been capitalized. I am a Buzz Booster. apologies*
• 17 August 2021: how are people gonna back space x over @NASA ? EFFIN NASA? Neil Armstrong, buzz “the fucking boss” Aldrin? those are real heroes and i feel like people are turning their backs on them and it’s disappointing
• 17 August 2021: it’s over. done. leave it alone. im over it, you can be do. it’s ok to move on sometimes
• 17 August 2021: everyone does not agree. and people were going to be upset no matter what happened. frankly, however we got out of there, im cool with it
• 17 August 2021: biden did the right thing. it was either withdraw or officially make afghanistan a territory of the united states
• 17 August 2021: something about how the complacency of fools will destroy them, etc https://twitter.com/johnny6203/status/1427451835317686274
• 17 August 2021: my family has had some legitimate badasses. some used it for good; some for evil; others were never able to harness it and either lapsed into mediocrity or self-destructed. i was on the path to self-destruction, but lately i really feel like things are gonna be better than ever
• 17 August 2021: it’s funny: the more i slow down the more i speed up. cant figure out if i was born with it or if i developed that tendency. in some circles im loved, in others im hated, and in others im something of a living legend. im just trying to live my life and do as best i can
• 16 August 2021: i got whiplash just watching this. and no masks? smh https://twitter.com/hamidshalizi/status/1427341653916983305
• 16 August 2021: power without strength is like an elephant being afraid of a mouse
• 16 August 2021: but you know what? im done firing off warning shots toward the cowards. instead, im just going to pray for them, that one day they might find the strength to confront people. they’ve got the power, but dont have the guts to use it. what sad, little men. 🙏
• 16 August 2021: someone can be talking bad about you by name literally right behind your back in their arena, where the power differential is substantial. then the person who they were too scared to confront can fire off a warning shot on the great equalizer that is twitter. problem solved
• 15 August 2021: you can kiss my grits https://twitter.com/lagallday/status/1426994453173125127
• 15 August 2021: getting into character for halloween early pic.twitter.com/eY6ppO2wpd
• 15 August 2021: afghanistan is a landlocked country, whereas taiwan is more accessible. not to mention 🇺🇸 has highly motivated and capable backup nearby https://twitter.com/verumserum/status/1426709692760301573
• 15 August 2021: i tried to eat at an #italian restaurant earlier today in my beloved central eastside industrial district. they were closed because of the darn heat, but said i should visit another time. #PortlandOregon #food
• 15 August 2021: if you have anything to say, say it to my face. dont be like 7a
• 14 August 2021: if you notice one arm is noticeably bigger than the other, what that usually means is the person had a significant injury to that arm example: i trashed my left arm years ago. couldn’t do much w it for a few months. just another obstacle to clear. still bugs me sometimes https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/1426421686706999299
• 14 August 2021: when i ate at Slim’s earlier my order number was 44, which, iirc, is also the old bus 40 line which used to be the primary bus line i used to catch to go to and from home when i lived off of N. Sumner and N. Vancouver. eerie!
• 14 August 2021: this is the big takeaway from that thread. that’s why when i type my name in tweets the m and the b arent capitalized. confidence is great, but humility is even better https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/1426355140475330562
• 14 August 2021: pride has been the downfall of countless people. all they had to do was look another human in the eyes and admit they have a problem and make some adjustments, but they couldn’t do it. if strength is a move, then admitting you have a problem is like a thousand pound deadlift
• 14 August 2021: plus, feeling healthy feels great. i feel good, i look good, im thinking clear, i have more money to spend. i dont need booze to have a good time, and that’s a great feeling.
• 14 August 2021: the feds say alcoholism is a disease. after that i’d still occasionally pass out on the bathroom floor. i’ve puked my guts out a couple times in the past couple years, and i don’t ever want to pray to the porcelain god again, so i’ve sworn off alcohol. it saves money anyway
• 14 August 2021: they’d probably had that same meeting with 100 people before me; i was the first one to say that i didnt clock in because i was hungover. at 1st, they didn’t know what to do, so they called hr, and hr asked if i came to work drunk; they said no, which was exactly why i didnt show
• 14 August 2021: i was crowing about how i’ve never been unemployed as an adult, but booze nearly cost me my job. ~12 yrs ago i was nearly fired for missing work because i’d get trashed. when my boss asked me why i was missing work, i was honest and they gave me another chance pic.twitter.com/mdQ9C9s8Ke
• 13 August 2021: now if i don’t know you and you do that without introducing yourself im gonna say “who the fuck are you?” and probably stand up if im sitting down https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/1426329612888408064
• 13 August 2021: just once in my life i wish someone had the guts to come up to me and say “mike, i saw your last tweet and i think x, y and z.” but, alas, it hasnt happened yet, and if it has it was so long ago that i don’t remember
• 13 August 2021: and doubly bad on you for being less than subtle about the fact that you are glued to my twitter feed (example: using keywords from the last tweet within earshot, which also reeks of cowardice due to you literally talking behind my back) find your spine, plz https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/1425932484236038144
• 13 August 2021: pushing up the ante on the elliptical, feeling like tony little, minus the long hair and screaming while working out (im tweeting and elipticaling, which is totally a word) pic.twitter.com/BJsLZjN2d6
• 13 August 2021: payday it’s time to add another pair of shoes to the fleet
• 13 August 2021: . @GregAbbott_TX you’re on my list now buddy, my twitter notifications list
• 13 August 2021: the one and only time i’ve been to “therapy” as an adult (it wasnt required) i ended up turning it around on the therapist. she stopped the convo & said this is about me and not her. now that i think about it, going to see a therapist might be a fun mental exercise for me
• 13 August 2021: “the green war machine” now thats a helluva slogan
• 13 August 2021: the spyhunter theme slaps. heard the main part a few times today as a ringtone. played this game quite a bit as a kid https://youtu.be/qqw6yRlWc2c
• 12 August 2021: people hate red, so we might as well design a new american flag…
• 12 August 2021 (live): :(
• 12 August 2021: my phone is red. fight me
• 12 August 2021: prove it
• 12 August 2021: it’s shocking how sensitive people are to colors. if you got too much red, that’s a problem. too much green or blue? no such thing. purple seems to be acceptable. tie dye is a thing but can confuse some people
• 12 August 2021: clicked a link to a cyber security program at a university and noticed “we value your privacy” below a form to submit a request for more info and almost spat our my drink. i like jokes like that
• 11 August 2021: ya know, is it worth propping up afghanistan when communist china is beating at the door?
• 9 August 2021: the world is ending and i missed the memo? im not surprised https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/1424777477361213441
• 6 August 2021: explaining why you came back late from a break pic.twitter.com/HyDpCSa3xL
• 5 August 2021: cracking up because i saw a wedding picture where the dude has his wife in a wrist ride 🤣 come on, dude
• 4 August 2021: i take on all challengers. get in line, single file if you please
• 3 August 2021: that time i was in that bbc documentary. i looked at myself and thought “wow that is me?” mostly because i looked like shit. it had been a rough week 🤷‍♂️ https://twitter.com/amandadeibert/status/1422255008460939267
• 2 August 2021: i feel like obstacles are being removed from my path. what an amazing feeling
• 2 August 2021: heavy is the head that wears the crown, or something along those lines https://twitter.com/aflchambers/status/1422109946527850497
• 1 August 2021: USA USA USA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 https://twitter.com/usawrestling/status/1421776064884346881
• 31 July 2021: let’s goooo @sarhilde ; gonna medal in women’s freestyle. i can feel it. @TeamUSA @Olympics
• 30 July 2021: true story: i ran on the treadmill for 35 minutes yesterday while wearing a mask https://twitter.com/byyourlogic/status/1421218992690171906
• 30 July 2021: that would be “keeping someone down” rather than “beating someone down.” two different things https://twitter.com/mspapic/status/1420872440473952257
• 29 July 2021: locked my account, added them, then unlocked. veteran social media move right there. that’s why im the man pic.twitter.com/zj3U3vSeB8
• 29 July 2021: locked my account, added them, then unlocked. veteran social media move right there. that’s why im the man
• 29 July 2021: shoot. shoulda approved those 100+ people on the waiting list before unlocking my account. oh well 🤷‍♂️
• 28 July 2021: “why dont you get a bike, mike?” https://twitter.com/leadermcconnell/status/1419749954562797568
• 28 July 2021: here i am cracking eggs like a sucker when egg whites in a carton is a thing
• 25 July 2021: losing weight is so easy when i go on this amazing diet i like to call “eat less”
• 24 July 2021: the flower cowards are gonna start getting a taste of their own medicine. shit or get off the pot, cowards pic.twitter.com/H6sIvgJS8W
• 11 July 2021: if you work in ITG, you should stop. that job isnt healthy for you 👀
• 11 July 2021: and you ITG spooks, you come near me or any of my relatives and i’ll be at your doorstep, with help
• 10 July 2021: so what if i dont get to go to some little annual picnic in the park. i can go to the park and eat food and be loud any day i want https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/1413783401241354240
• 10 July 2021: about to go “fair share,” until the unlikely day that the union ever gets tough. this means filling out a form, and i hate paperwork
• 10 July 2021: i printed out some reading material for them. this willamette week story and the subsequent statement by senator wyden citing the story, which was unquestionably the most important story i ever had a hand in https://www.wyden.senate.gov/news/press-releases/wyden-merkley-join-congressional-members-to-introduce-no-hate-act https://www.wweek.com/news/2017/03/14/a-klansman-surfaces-in-the-portland-area-where-neo-nazi-activity-is-already-bubbling/
• 10 July 2021 (live): recently, people who i thought i could trust involved me in an anti-semitic prank. thankfully, i was tipped off when i started probing, one of the culprits giggled however, i saw fear in their eyes when i told them the holocaust isnt funny & clued them in to exactly who i am
• 9 July 2021: sos
• 9 July 2021: fuckin with my lyft driver. “dont know where we’re goin just rollin. lookin for the one they call eazy. but here’s a flash, they’ll never seize me”
• 11 October 2020: im just looking at what the fine print says, and nothing more.
• 11 October 2020: doesn’t say anything in the fine print—as far as I know—that the threat of jail or fines only applies if you mail it in or drop it at a drop box.
• 11 October 2020: it also says not to complete the form if you answered no 🙄
• 11 October 2020: says right there “if you sign this card and know it to be false, big jail big fine.” is @OregonSOS going to investigate? https://twitter.com/therealcoryelia/status/1315000722799300608
• 11 October 2020: https://twitter.com/therealcoryelia/status/1315000722799300608 pic.twitter.com/Nx32e0c1iD
• 8 October 2020: crooked elite xc dealings.
• 8 October 2020 (live): i love kimbo but there are several red flags in this fight. 1: ref was gonna let kimbo die in the ring w/ the colossus on top pounding him. 2: camera appeared to cut away as collosus appeared to tap out to a standing guillotine 3: ref stops it 1st chance he gets in favor of kimbo pic.twitter.com/bs4f3TytMn
• 29 September 2020: you’ve got two followers and hopped on here like this month. hang in there a couple years or direct me to your offline presence https://twitter.com/notgnomes/status/1310760670430818304
• 28 September 2020: sure, it’s all about the media. and if a random blog dropped the info on trump im certain it would make all the difference fyi: tim pool, or TP for short, has his tweets aimed at double digit IQ adults and teenagers https://twitter.com/timcast/status/1310600802281627654
• 22 September 2020: i also have no reason to believe my plasma will go toward helping someone immediately and not toward some pharmabro looking to make millions off of a cure for something or other
• 22 September 2020: with all due respect to junkies, i have no desire to hangout with them. https://twitter.com/b_whitewind/status/1308295086782820353
• 18 September 2020: oh it’s true, it’s damn true https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/1058443424062332928
• 16 September 2020: elmer is such a good name. elmer fudd, elmer’s (local low key hangout; i worked a stop at elmer’s into a story once. google that shit) now you know someone who has eaten at elmer’s, you’re real portlanders now
• 16 September 2020: this dog should sue. this is character assassination pic.twitter.com/1dOQVVUaqS
• 15 September 2020: when a kid asks to hit it tell them “you’re like 16.” when an adult asks you to hit it say “sorry, there’s a pandemic.” pandemic or not there’s only a super low chance you’d hit it anyway tho, so im happy for access to a better excuse than just “sorry, man”
• 14 September 2020: ive never listened to his show, but of commentators on fight shows ive watched over the years he’s second only to frank mir. mir’s wec fight commentator is the GOAT. just listen to how he breaks down everything in real time.
• 14 September 2020 (live): during the khabib-mccregor fight, when khabib was on top of mccgregor & pounding on him, rogan’s broadcast partner said something about mccgregor letting khabib get tired and rogan says correctly that it’s actually just mcgregor getting “smashed”
• 14 September 2020: i’d bed the farm that charlie hales is out on the high seas breathing clean, fresh air right now
• 13 September 2020: I’m gonna have to marinate on this... a golden moment which i mustn’t squander
• 13 September 2020: I’m gonna have to marinade on this... this is a golden moment and I can’t squander it
• 13 September 2020: the only thing stopping me from replying simply “antifa is gonna get you!” is that he’d probably call the police and I’d be kicked off the platform
• 13 September 2020 (live): (this tweet was made with the presumption that y’all are aware of fb’s huge, paranoid right-wing user base)
• 13 September 2020 (live): if fb deletes the conspiratorial posts immediately then they’ll be accused of being in cahoots with antifa and the deep state, but if they wait awhile then they can make it look like they caved to outside pressure and not, ya know, common sense
• 12 September 2020: professional wrestler would imply that he wrestled scripted matches, when in fact reports have him as a champion amateur wrestler (real wrestling. look at the mat behind him) https://twitter.com/thomasvlinge/status/1304732692538368000
• 10 September 2020: LOL. very true https://twitter.com/cenewulf/status/1303960547784683520
• 10 September 2020: while guidable simpletons are busy blaming antifa for the fires the likely culprits (the drivers of climate change) are getting off scot free
• 9 September 2020: i was very, very mercenary, tho i drew the line at breitbart
• 9 September 2020: now describing myself as a former news mercenary who dabbles from time to time
• 9 September 2020: fyi: eugene wrote the blueprint for keeping gentrification at bay. residents of the whiteaker neighborhood—where @eugeneweekly ’s office is located—used to trash the neighborhood as a way to make it unappealing to outsiders and to keep property values down https://www.eugeneweekly.com/2015/07/30/the-bums-will-always-lose/
• 7 September 2020: i couldn’t run straight through cuz of the fencing, had to run around the block or maybe I coulda grabbed the scumbag. sorry pic.twitter.com/y5RnpluIk7
• 7 September 2020 (live): she was hanging out of the driver side window as he was driving away, something made him stop. that was crazy
• 7 September 2020 (live): downtown portland in broad daylight. wtf
• 7 September 2020 (live): just saw some dude try to carjack this lady in broad daylight. a bunch of us ran over as she was screaming for help and dude took off. I asked her if she needed 911, said yeah, called and line was busy, took forever to get through
• 6 September 2020: M”A goat with no respect for authority climbed into a deputy’s car, chewed on her paperwork, and knocked her to the ground in north-central Georgia on September 1, bodycam footage shows.” https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/goat-climbs-into-deputys-car-chews-papers-in-georgia
• 5 September 2020: i literally hate indoor plants for some reason.
• 5 September 2020: assuming they are sound asleep. gonna delete this before the morning just in case I look like too much of an asshole
• 5 September 2020: telling someone from new york who needs a little bit of assistance to call you at a certain time pacific time is a power move. west coast, baby. #portland
• 5 September 2020: i didn’t choose my side hustle—it chose me
• 4 September 2020: to be fair, i don’t know how to make coffee https://twitter.com/hoppyschools/status/1301961790515945472
• 4 September 2020: correction: the gym is now called team quest mma. i wasn’t aware of that development until just now
• 4 September 2020: killed during a “scuffle” with US Marshals? doesn’t sound legit at all 🧐 https://twitter.com/ap/status/1301733796866396160
• 4 September 2020: whoa 😬 it was the feds who killed the dude who killed that far-right dude in portland https://twitter.com/aaronmesh/status/1301769006454435841
• 4 September 2020 (live): some people do use heel hooks in practice and they just say “catch” when they get it and immediately release. I’ve heard stories of high level dudes (not at lindland’s gym, diff pdx area gym) yelling as a joke but also a warning to be ready: “IM HOOKIN”
• 4 September 2020 (live): (clarification: it’s called a slicer because you’re “slicing” into the muscle. it’s one of those moves you gotta be careful with otherwise you’ll fuck up someone’s muscle and whatever else is in there)
• 4 September 2020 (live): another cool move I learned after class was a slicer that’s good (not something I’d do in a real scenario, but it’s fancy and worked sometimes in class) for using when you’re on top and the arm bar is in but you can’t break their grip. OG dudes are happy to help tough tong bucks
• 4 September 2020 (live): i told him I just did a basic heel hook I learned after class one day, and that it was just right there for me. I brought this up years later to a good boxer/mma guy and he’s instantly like “oh yeah, they probably just told him to come at you to see how you’d react.”
• 4 September 2020 (live): so like almost instantly after I started to crank it he started screaming “TAP TAP TAP!!!” and then he limped away. I followed him cuz I got caught in the moment and was worried about his knee. he just smiled and was like “man you gotta show me how you did that.”
• 4 September 2020 (live): in my defense I honestly thought he was trying to kick my ass, like I was fighting my life on the matt against this fucking monster. problem with the heel hook is by the time they feel it and submit it’s already too late and ur knee is damaged
• 4 September 2020 (live): well, I found myself on my back... and there was his ankle right there, so in a moment of desperation and panic—because it’s a major party foul to slam someone in practice as you could really hurt them—I instinctively scooped up his foot and cranked that heel hook
• 4 September 2020 (live): he had about 20-25 pounds on me, and the coach for that class (even more BAMF, before he was a UFC bet) was clowning on my partner because he couldn’t put me away, so I think he got really frustrated and eventually he picked me up and slammed the piss out of me
• 4 September 2020 (live): one day about 6 months in this BAMF my age but on the fight team appeared in class. we paired up for most of it and when it came time to go live things got turnt up. like, i really thought he was really trying to put me away without throwing punches. i was panicked
• 4 September 2020 (live): the cool thing about rolling and chatting up the fighters and/or guys who had years of experience was they would show me moves that weren’t taught in class. dangerous moves like the heel hook. i learned a variation after class. have a story about that heel hook
• 2 September 2020: and I’ll be frank with you, I read wheeler’s first tweet and thought “wow he can’t just address ppb brutally assaulting a protester without talking about his apartment building? FOH.” and I clicked on the FB post, saw the wall of text and thought “ain’t nobody got time for that”
• 2 September 2020 (live): YES. many local politicians (not earl b or hardesty) seem incapable or unwilling to succinctly address critical issues using social media, and it’s been sickening to watch lately as they dance around the issues. they need to get off the fence and stop fucking around https://twitter.com/kzipes/status/1301140670548123648
• 2 September 2020: my favorite k1 fighter was. he could have been one of the greatest to ever do it but he couldn’t control his temper 😞
• 2 September 2020: judo jon had the quintessential “dad bod” and as a person who is basically incapable of getting chiseled abs I really admired his all-around confidence and skill. he was taken too soon.
• 2 September 2020 (live): there was chris leben, matt lindland himself, & especially “judo” jon krohn (RIP! i loved learning his no-gi judo moves. plus he was one of the funniest people I ever met), ed herman. these guys (esp judo jon)didnt have bodies like super athletes, but were still world class
• 2 September 2020 (live): im a big booster of successful heavyweights—like mark “the super samoan” hunt—who are 5’10. especially if they don’t have a chiseled body. one of the best takeaways from my time in matt lindland’s gym in gresham was that the toughest guys don’t always have a six pack.
• 2 September 2020: my secret pass time is commenting on ig combat sports videos fed to me by the algorithm. if you post the crocop headkick that knocked mark hunt down but fail to mention the headkick he ate and seemed unpaused by then all I can think is you hate mark hunt https://www.instagram.com/p/CEhWnLLJhhU/?igshid=yah3y62vrrsr pic.twitter.com/PFUilsePVp
• 2 September 2020: me! so i can tell everyone “i am the law” vis twitter and not do any real work https://twitter.com/kohzkah/status/1301015137705275392
• 1 September 2020: and it’s been my understand for quite a while that the lrad as a weapon of war was perfected by israel while using it against palestinians. so... maybe take it a little more seriously?
• 1 September 2020 (live): i don’t like the “dj lrad.” thing. it’s a weapon of war, and that’s too casual for me
• 1 September 2020: “In images posted to Twitter by the Portland Tribune journalist Zane Sparling, we again see a man who appears to be Mr. Danielson. His companion, Chandler Pappas, carries a paintball gun, and according to Mr. Sparling” well hello mr sparling ( @PDXzane ) https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/31/video/portland-protests-shooting-investigation.html
• 1 September 2020: it was some atomwaffen crap out of seattle. so it’s not like it was something trivial
• 1 September 2020 (live): wrt last tweet. they used some of my footage without consulting me and i had to sting em. they also used at least one photo of mine without looping me in, ive just been too lazy to put the squeeze on em
• 31 August 2020: expertly timed zoom in there https://twitter.com/griffinmalone6/status/1300312690674397184
• 30 August 2020: don’t follow me. you’re making a big mistake
• 30 August 2020: im getting down in the gutter with the clout chasers
• 30 August 2020: lol pic.twitter.com/HE5xxt1Ren
• 30 August 2020: lol pic.twitter.com/VDE6QjIgx4
• 30 August 2020: make it stop. they’re doing the steal a video thing. grr pic.twitter.com/OIrxDEQrTx
• 30 August 2020: let’s not be ghouls pic.twitter.com/B7RZTVRtee
• 30 August 2020: icymi http://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/2017/10/08/19375638/a-man-had-a-gun-stowed-in-his-scooter-at-todays-patriot-prayer-rally-he-was-arrested pic.twitter.com/5aeEYfoQ1p
• 30 August 2020: it’s clear to me from the 2017 interview that jay bishop was living in an alternate reality
• 30 August 2020: facts don’t care about your feelings, and such 🤷‍♂️ https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/1300115830600953856
• 30 August 2020: the second part of the interview with jay bishop got really weird as he went into some conspiracy about trimet and the max attack involving jeremy christian. when people’s worldview is that skewed then there’s absolutely no sense trying to remind them about reality
• 30 August 2020: these are just facts. what did I do? why I hesitated to tweet about this at all pic.twitter.com/LjHSHBJRh9
• 30 August 2020: that’s a lot of ifs, but this situation does seem to have some built in irony regardless https://twitter.com/rkny18/status/1300098814435614721
• 30 August 2020: iirc, jay bishop hid a small rifle in his scooter, brought it onto federal property, was tackled and arrested by federal police but the charges were then dropped
• 30 August 2020: portland remains the center of the universe pic.twitter.com/XrzqfmN0if
• 28 August 2020: it’s the master plan https://twitter.com/thatdudezac/status/1299460476577837056
• 27 August 2020: i jaywalked in front of these dhs cops up on w 10th and burnside. i wouldn’t have done that in front of ppb or the county police
• 26 August 2020: one of the overlooked proud boys https://twitter.com/aaronlaigaie/status/1298503475626557440
• 25 August 2020: jerry falwell jr literally is a cuck
• 25 August 2020: at least twice that I know of they went crying to their mom. talk about making a guy feel like garbage. it’s a two-way street tho! im also a victim
• 25 August 2020: then you’re feeling bad for even letting them get mixed up with a troublemaker such as yourself. it’s like a fatal attraction tho. it’s unavoidable
• 25 August 2020: you ever had someone cry to their mama? that’s tough to deal with. the guilt is powerful
• 24 August 2020: great to have another police stenographer in town https://twitter.com/omarjimenez/status/1297429440197083136
• 24 August 2020: kenosha wisconsin? that’s where reince priebus and also one of my favorite @Portland_State comm professors is from
• 22 August 2020: biker vs hippy a classic matchup https://twitter.com/beauwillimon/status/1297250380959473664
• 21 August 2020: i wonder what phony stark ( @elonmusk ) is doing right now. probably scheming on how to make more money off of the pandemic
• 21 August 2020: im like the model lyft rider pic.twitter.com/m4LfceMAgA
• 17 August 2020: fox news treating andy ngo’s tweets as if he was actually out tweeting about the protests in portland today (not linking to the article) and not just making armchair assumptions
• 17 August 2020: pic.twitter.com/SmqF4hItgN
• 16 August 2020: a little late on my part but this is one of the crazier police-protester interactions I’ve seen. imagine being the first cop in. that’s a crazy mfer https://twitter.com/mrolmos/status/1294506475809681409
• 16 August 2020: can’t*
• 16 August 2020: pretty sure you can just shoot a gun in downtown portland for no good reason https://twitter.com/granolanutmix/status/1294774425271730177
• 14 August 2020: pic.twitter.com/SjAODDev8f
• 13 August 2020: good old fashioned straight punches are a great counter for thai boxing https://twitter.com/mr_kroppy/status/1293760389222739971
• 11 August 2020: this statement would have been progressive decades ago. why hasn’t this man gotten to tweeting “weed should be legal” 🤷‍♂️ https://twitter.com/callforcongress/status/1292938273887645696
• 11 August 2020: hmm... damn https://twitter.com/afabinx/status/1293025153257861123
• 10 August 2020: support your local reporters. they’re taking all of the risk while twitter jockey’s are getting clout off of their hard work. #portlandprotest #pdxprotest https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/1292769487813357569
• 10 August 2020: @this_vid
• 10 August 2020: “you sad small man” get off my case, mom
• 8 August 2020: I knew that old timer was cool (he’s from Kentucky!) the moment he said “weed” and then gestured like he was smoking it.
• 8 August 2020: like: you’d be sitting in the car with a joint blazing with a 3-4 people then the cops pull up and you’re like “ok, just play it cool.” they’d be the ones to freak out and cause a scene and make the situation worse. not worth it, bad indicator
• 8 August 2020 (live): they’ll be the first ones to roll over and tell the cops everything they know if they get caught up. can’t risk it
• 8 August 2020 (live): “pot” is an outsider term (and not the cool kind of outsider either)
• 8 August 2020: whereas this 18 or 19-year-old chick I knew reasonably well who, and I shit you not, in 2008 asked me and this other cat: “do you guys wanna smoke some pot?” even if in theory I might have, saying something like that is just gonna weird me out. like, you’re weird. nothin doin
• 8 August 2020 (live): my fav gray haired comm prof who taught classes on media theories & ethics at PSU once shared an anecdote about a student who always sat in the back & smelled like “weed” sometimes. he said he wrote him off, but dude got an A. dunno if that was a real person or just inspiration https://twitter.com/kitty_pryde9/status/1292122905250353152
• 8 August 2020: daily mail freelancer was a local according to @SmileItsNathan ... but the spirit of this tweet is accurate. there’s a lot of risk for a reporter to come to the mean streets portland https://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/1292034845778907136
• 8 August 2020: apparently the freelance dude is a local. but, just imagine. it’s dangerous in the mean streets of portland
• 8 August 2020: imagine that, parachuting into portland to cover the protests and then you get arrested. ain’t...that a bitch! 😬
• 8 August 2020: pro tip: telling your boss “no” is not necessarily “insubordination.” insubordination very serious, and specifically, is when you’re given a “valid” and “direct” order, with the consequences for failure to follow that order spelled out for you.
• 7 August 2020: response to video of PPB slashing snack van tires last night: basically endorsing portland police and their judge dredd style of protest management. #portlandprotest https://twitter.com/supermattgraham/status/1291879799959371776
• 7 August 2020: if I traveled to downtown portland and held a lit bic lighter to the concrete exterior of the hatfield federal courthouse then bad actors, grifters and clout jockeys, or ted wheeler—who can be all of these things depending on the day—would say I tried to burn the courthouse down https://twitter.com/kathiloveless/status/1291752395203137541
• 6 August 2020: where is ur “op sec?” cover that shit up with a big tarp on sticks or get creative in a nonviolent way. kinda sloppy, a little lazy. come on now https://twitter.com/pdxfrontline/status/1291282874595827713
• 6 August 2020: mike is hard tho. once, at a far-right rally in downtown portland one of them was giving him shit and he squared up with this dude and was basically like “alright you wanna fight? let’s do it. fuck it.” far-right protester backed down 😂 😂 😂
• 6 August 2020 (live): damn. mike bluehair is on the extreme end of live broadcasts and youtube-oriented protest/cop watch activity but I would be shocked if whatever happened to him with regard to police was necessary, given it’s an interfering charge (contempt of cop, as he puts it) #portlandprotest https://twitter.com/retconmike/status/1291144670488047617
• 5 August 2020: WRT the third “myth” about @ORStatePolice being more effective than the feds. i bet they are better—in every aspect of the word—than the federal agents OSP let me talk my way out of a police kettle way back when (that was a close one 😬) during the initial anti-trump riot in pdx https://twitter.com/jasonleopold/status/1290722586276458498
• 5 August 2020: holy crap I thought i blocked this thing already. i must’ve gotten distracted with something i actually give a damn about https://twitter.com/account_robin/status/1290941036425084928
• 5 August 2020: remember: in risk—the game of global domination—in case of a stalemate the defender actually wins 😘
• 5 August 2020: REMINDER: the federal courthouse in downtown portland, & any other building set upon by antifa in recent months, were never anywhere neat being burned down, and all fires were small and quickly extinguished (if they didn’t just burn out on their own) #pdxprotest #portlandprotest
• 5 August 2020 (live): 🙄 trump is trying to convince the masses that his quasi-military force—who employed terror tactics—in Portland were unable to “defeat” a bunch of locals armed with paint, lacrosse sticks and cheap lasers. #pdxprotest #portlandprotest https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1290741980813824005
• 4 August 2020: @GetVideoBot
• 3 August 2020: this is a good one too pic.twitter.com/yDJ4makNG5
• 3 August 2020 (live): best peter steele fan pic pic.twitter.com/quANLRNrea
• 3 August 2020: I’m trying to be robert plant meets pete steele, meets twitter, meets journalism
• 2 August 2020: in the 90s bret hart had me believing that canada didn’t suffer from racial prejudice like the united states
• 27 July 2020: portland police ride away while hanging off the side of a van. a man using a wheelchair flips them the bird. #pdxprotest #PortlandProtests pic.twitter.com/PxPqS2Uc0i
• 27 July 2020 (live): dude under arrest. someone on the sidewalk watching this said that somebody got shot. #pdxprotest #portlandprotest pic.twitter.com/w6kyVRj52O
• 27 July 2020 (live): lots of portland police just walked this guy out of lownsdale square, across the street from the federal courthouse. looks to be under arrest. #pdxprotest #portlandprotest pic.twitter.com/Mgxuu36gTV
• 26 July 2020: That hiding spot is maybe halfway up the building
• 26 July 2020 (live): feds have a spy poking their head out of a hiding spot way up on the federal courthouse. #portlandprotest #pdxprotest pic.twitter.com/09QVl7kFsb
• 26 July 2020: protesters booked a bunch of ropes to the fence to try and pull it down. didn’t work. #portlandprotests #pdxprotest pic.twitter.com/SvVXB4E9XO
• 21 July 2020 (live): here’s what I saw before the feds pepper sprayed me at point blank. #pdxprotest #portlandprotest pic.twitter.com/AB14BjzuTA
• 21 July 2020 (live): federal courthouse penetrated. a protester then asks for firewood. #pdxprotest #portlandprotest pic.twitter.com/SkLu2v7XWA
• 15 July 2020: the cool thing about working out around the house is you don’t even need to get dressed. just throw on some shoes for the traction and roll w t shirt and boxers. let’s gooooo (at a reasonable volume so as not to piss of the neighbors)
• 15 July 2020: I actually like bland tofu but I also don’t want to look like a complete idiot
• 15 July 2020: night owls and insomniacs: i need your help. are there any vegan spots in town that offer food for someone like me who is not vegan, and doesn’t like elaborate food? not quite a bowl full of bland tofu, for example, but not much more than that
• 14 July 2020: ur boy is actually sad. crazy world we are in
• 13 July 2020: seems like it’s getting turnt up in downtown tonight
• 12 July 2020: nooooooooooooo https://twitter.com/jung_sisyphus/status/1282265492359536640
• 1 July 2020: glad @Human42LM and @TheRealCoryElia are out of jail. I was gonna go outside the jail with a sign saying “let my people go” and some other words. #freepress #portlandprotest
• 16 June 2020: that’s... not good. #portland #portlandprotests https://twitter.com/maxoregonian/status/1272767232494325760
• 11 June 2020: i wouldn’t have kept these extra thirty pounds I gained post-hernia surgery if it wasn’t a good look for me
• 11 June 2020: can you turn your livestream back on?
• 10 June 2020: I don’t understand the question https://t.co/7RM98Almye
• 5 June 2020: portland police threatening to arrest reporter @TheRealCoryElia , who has a @KBOO radio press pass https://twitter.com/mrolmos/status/1268827949018431488
• 1 June 2020: who’s the better frank: frank from american gangster or frank from hellraiser? it’s a tough one but im gonna go with frank from hellraiser. he was bored with life and was looking for some next level shit—and he found it
• 1 June 2020: seattle https://twitter.com/daeshikjr/status/1267255678592147456
• 31 May 2020: 40 minutes till Portland’s 8pm curfew and the shit is already hitting the fan in downtown https://twitter.com/mrolmos/status/1266916861267996673
• 30 May 2020: ngl, I was trippin for a minute when I stepped out of the elevator and saw glass. i thought someone had broke into the lobby but no one was there
• 30 May 2020: No protest, but some fool dropped and broke a bottle of alcohol in the lobby 🤦‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/IsDMt4nbkp
• 27 May 2020: but my freeeee speeeeeeech
• 26 May 2020 (live): people responding to this: “you wouldn’t want to get in my face...etc.” you’re right, because you’re dirty AF. i’d keep my distance while telling you off, as usual
• 25 May 2020 (live): i now scold people who stand near me without a mask or face covering, or who are clearly wearing the mask improperly
• 25 May 2020: reach https://twitter.com/joshua_geshtolt/status/1264786454489608194
• 22 May 2020: whatchall know about that pic.twitter.com/3QSGbeKuOl
• 3 May 2020: RT @alexhundert: @itsmikebivins the bees were africanized. these hornets are from asia, so its different and definitely not about xenephobi…
• 18 April 2020: it’s my understanding that there have been more stabbings than usual due to people being forced into close quarters with one another for an extended period
• 15 April 2020: RT @gordonrfriedman: The Newhouse family, which owns The Oregonian and many other publications, sold a stainless steel bunny sculpture for…
• 6 April 2020: he literally brought this on himself https://twitter.com/jeff_techentin/status/1247254323010179073
• 5 April 2020: the tiger gets a covid-19 test but the general public struggles with being tested? https://twitter.com/w7voa/status/1246900552858046465
• 4 April 2020: RT @spindlypete: twitter but it's only for people who are even remotely fun to talk to
• 3 April 2020: only a fool would want to be king for a day—or so the saying goes. that’s basically what going viral does... unless you’ve got a legit hustle then it’s just gonna be a flash in the pan and then it’s over with
• 26 March 2020: to this day I refer to that studio as “the palace.” whew, shit went dooown there. once the cops showed up and wanted to be let in but I refused. they told me they’d break in the door so I met them in the middle & talked to them /w the chain latch on. ur boy woulda done hard time
• 26 March 2020 (live): old school shit. in 2007 after a no cause eviction I would have got an sro for $475 near pge park but I didn’t realize the eviction didn’t count as a real eviction and marked the box that said I’d been evicted. got a 700sf 🏰 studio on the corner of 23/w burnside for $700 instead
• 26 March 2020 (live): an SRO, as I understand them
• 26 March 2020 (live): $525 for a bedroom with a shared bathroom in downtown portland? that’s what I’m talking about 🙌 pic.twitter.com/DXlcLvk7zG
• 23 March 2020: RT @bokuut: airbnb is single-handedly responsible for immense global rental shortages, unliveable housing stress, and the displacement of u…
• 1 March 2020: I’m basically indestructible. I’ll shake it off https://twitter.com/corycachola/status/1233968699247190017
• 1 March 2020: I wanna get coronavirus/covid now so I can get it out of the way before the hospitals become overwhelmed. bring it on
• 21 February 2020: bam https://twitter.com/shanedkavanaugh/status/1230997532760633344
• 8 February 2020: well, cars are definitely bad, but isn’t this distracted driving? and only one hand on the wheel while hitting that lady. at least the patriot nuts have the camera stuck to the dashboard when they drive and rant https://twitter.com/wehearttrash/status/1226234833946411008
• 22 January 2020: white people are crazy, exhibit a: pic.twitter.com/aTD5D953jt
• 10 December 2019: RT @ChrisBlair81745: @itsmikebivins Of course Portland is not Tokyo, but regulations in Portland make it difficult for supply to be increas…
• 10 December 2019: “As Elizabeth's social standing was higher than that of her husband, she refused to change her last name, and instead Nádasdy assumed the surname” 16th century feminism
• 10 December 2019: white people are crazy exhibit a: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Báthory
• 22 November 2019: welcome to the carpathians, bitches pic.twitter.com/6aZex3B3Lf
• 18 November 2019: waiting for some spindly woman to fly in through the window and put an end to this life so i can enter the next 🧛‍♀️
• 9 November 2019: thats where my brother’s side of the family is/was
• 9 November 2019 (live): we were headed to santa ana, cali but the van broke down in portland. imagine if it had broken down in medford or something. gross
• 9 November 2019 (live): so glad my mom decided to leave kennewick, washington with me and my brother in 1990. otherwise i probably would have either gotten into a life of crime or been a trump supporter
• 6 November 2019: white people are crazy (see last tweet)
• 3 November 2019: i took down the dancin bear thing because someone asked nicely
• 2 November 2019: portland is basically halloween town https://twitter.com/margiecakes/status/1190745276505456640?s=21
• 2 November 2019: context: pic.twitter.com/auD41voCGY
• 2 November 2019: turns out the dancin bare strip club is antifa
• 20 October 2019: im tired of hearing about the crane situation
• 9 October 2019: RT @oceanwaterrebel: @itsmikebivins @ChipotleTweets Salem area also doesn’t have guac
• 30 September 2019: i see those 40 and 50-year-old women flying around town and i know exactly whats uo
• 30 September 2019: takes them longer for their bowels to mature https://twitter.com/eddy_piss/status/1178047986334519296?s=21
• 28 September 2019: ok https://twitter.com/realsaavedra/status/1177686664476418048?s=21
• 20 August 2019: @RespectableLaw that vanguard EIC had an integrity problem of their own, and this is an example of that.
• 20 August 2019: speaking for myself: portland feels like the center of tbe universe right now, and it has for awhile
• 29 July 2019: RT @KELLYWEILL: The gunman who killed three at a food festival in CA last night encouraged people to read a white supremacist book in his f…
• 12 July 2019: RT @KatzOnEarth: @nprpolitics @AOC @JoaquinCastrotx @AyannaPressley 4. Finally, it's worth noting that when CBP initially tried to debunk t…
• 30 June 2019: you might get milkshaked, but what happened to andy ngo as far as getting beaten down would only happen to a select few. your ben shapiros, your tim pools, etc
• 19 June 2019: when they think their stuff is good https://t.co/g1OufprH78
• 18 June 2019: in boxing 165lb is a middleweight, which is pretty big https://t.co/vwpjkkNTYN
• 16 June 2019: RT @EmilyGorcenski: Another Gab user has been arrested for allegedly inciting violence https://t.co/6cQB53Nw9y
• 14 May 2019: RT @bbowers73: @itsmikebivins @espn National guys on ESPN radio were talking about the possible finals match ups without the Blazers as a p…
• 3 May 2019: the comments in response to the video showing the antifascist carried away has some of the most vile comments ive ever been tagged in https://t.co/8a5ZGCPDrx
• 30 April 2019: even those people who try to “find the right” way to talk about suicide are playing with fire. and even if the convo is going good, and you think its helping someone, is it really helping or just delaying the inevitable? deep questions from class
• 30 April 2019 (live): we spent a fair amount of time in media studies classes at psu talking about the effect of merely even covering suicide. cant imagine the risk, or hubris, possibly, of producing a whole show around suicide. wtf?
• 18 April 2019: RT @leftkist: Here is a video of armed fascists in New Mexico taking custody of a large group of Guatemalan refugees. https://t.co/KIRlFC…
• 6 April 2019 (live): that is his hooping alias, iirc
• 6 April 2019: magic mesh?? isnt that what they used to fix my hernia lmao
• 5 April 2019: if you’re going to tweet at me and encourage attacks based on someone’s disability then you’re definitely gonna get blocked. i dont care if it is Mitch McConnell who you’re poking fun. take it to a different twitter timeline
• 28 February 2019: https://t.co/IQvsZjtCCC
• 26 February 2019: was this USA Today article the final straw or was it something else that got Jacob Wohl’s Twitter account suspended? https://t.co/VeWhmagkqQ https://t.co/OYoH7r8A9U
• 22 February 2019: humans beat the shit out of each other on live TV for less money than this Overwatch tournament will guarantee its entrants https://t.co/5ZDGWXW7uh
• 22 February 2019: i followed the commotion outside. far-right protesters standing off w a couple dozen antifa https://t.co/9pBs5HqMdN
• 22 February 2019: current speaker now decrying the horrors of local leftist protesters. pivots suddenly to advocating for increased border funding. shouts of “kill his mike” and “times up”
• 9 February 2019: RT @Samirite1: @itsmikebivins My snows bigger than yours neeener neeener neeener
• 29 January 2019: RT @itsmikebivins: hilarious, ratting out Patriot Prayer to the local health authority https://t.co/UxcHHcDuld
• 13 January 2019: damn it feels good to be a gansta https://t.co/8lCHJHAsf1
• 4 December 2018: RT @eramshaw: We currently have TWO reporters out of the office with scooter-related head injuries inflicted on them by someone else. This…
• 12 November 2018: RT @Fuctupmind: Wait for it. https://t.co/YHgz5HEPwr
• 8 November 2018: @GrugJ4 Acosta told Anderson Cooper that he didnt touch her as the White House is alleging—which is true, because the WH is sharing doctored video sourced from known serial liars to advance the allegations. lord, the far-right pundits and conspiracy peddlers are really mincing words
• 25 October 2018: RT @KELLYWEILL: folks, "Gritty is Antifa" is now referenced an official resolution passed by Philadelphia City Council today. what a time e…
• 14 October 2018: What am I, their mother? How about a little personal responsibility
• 4 October 2018: Heh, I recall having to just show up in the aspsu office on multiple occasions as a reporter w PSU student media in order to get anything going with them https://t.co/MZe5iDdju5
• 28 September 2018: A @PortlandPolice officer asked a bystander for a cigarette and are offering it to him if he will come down.
• 27 September 2018: RT @itsmikebivins: @oldmanluvsmineo Actually, I was talking about a sack. Look at it, isn’t it glorious? It’s been to hell and back with me…
• 27 August 2018 (live): The dr said I could walk that day up & down the stairs, but said to take it easy. So four days later I caught amtrak to Spokane to follow Patriot Prayer’s Joey Gibson on his campaign trail. I was praying things didn’t pop off too bad because I didn’t want the hernia mesh to fail
• 27 August 2018: Anyway for like half of y’all following who showed up recently, I had surgery for a hernia some months ago and am only really now starting to workout again.
• 27 August 2018 (live): I’m coming back
• 27 August 2018 (live): #Portland pic.twitter.com/eNBPPzU7Eu
• 24 August 2018: Thread on why e-scooters are no good in the city. #citylife #Portland https://t.co/7QcEthIhPM
• 20 May 2018: RT @JameeGreer: Am I reading the news in Portland correctly, that there have been five shootings in the last 24 hours?
• 30 April 2018: @DevinSenaUI @TPUSA @kanyewest @charliekirk11 @RealCandaceO @ARmastrangelo @RAMRANTS Seriously?
• 30 April 2018: RT @AFP: #UPDATE At least 21 people have been killed, including Agence France-Presse chief photographer Shah Marai and three other journali…
• 13 April 2018: Weird https://t.co/lThBYx0pNI
• 28 March 2018: Stormy Daniels, the adult film star who said she had an affair with future President Donald Trump in 2006, is suing the president's lawyer, adding another dimension to this already complicated political and legal drama. https://t.co/MfeAsbmvEi
• 9 March 2018: RT @_Middleman: @itsmikebivins Everything's bad
• 28 February 2018: @enfilmigult Lacerated sky ;-)
• 3 February 2018: RT @rebeccaballhaus: GOP memo released today alleges that surveillance of ex-Trump campaign aide Carter Page was politically motivated. A…
• 5 January 2018: “I never said that” is a tried and tested move, right up there with “I don’t remember” https://t.co/oafLIh35IO
• 9 December 2017: Being a winner makes you a winner https://t.co/2tBJuYYvkK
• 29 November 2017: 👀 https://t.co/kOd7kEanUl
• 24 November 2017: RT @loudlong: Portland State played dirty. #PK80
• 13 November 2017: RT @tracylacy84: I just want to hold up an opposing sign that says "then why are you so insecure about it?" https://t.co/HCNztSwNpt
• 31 October 2017: I have a full beard
• 12 October 2017: RT @edercampuzano: What a scrub. https://t.co/DT6XtLBLM1
• 10 October 2017: It’s raining so traffic over this bridge is awful.
• 4 October 2017: The people who received batteries and paper towels directly from Trump are gonna have that story to tell for their entire lives
• 23 September 2017: RT @Jonnyboy_6969: It's no longer the Von Flue choke, it's officially the OSP choke. It's his, it's over. #UFCJapan https://t.co/HJS1QdHUXn
• 21 September 2017: RT @SMatsumoto55: As @wweek reported recently, a body is found in Portland's rivers an average of nearly once a week. https://t.co/xXjK3DwB…
• 16 September 2017: RT @RoryFleming8A: @itsmikebivins This is also a #Minneapolis thing
• 8 September 2017: RT @Claire_Phipps: Mexico's National Seismological Service revises magnitude of earthquake upwards to 8.4 https://t.co/QHm9PAcxbm
• 7 September 2017: RT @qz: Nearly half of working-age American men who are out of the labor force are using painkillers daily https://t.co/593nDdivDA
• 5 September 2017: RT @SMatsumoto55: @itsmikebivins @Oregonian That's the latest info that we got from the U.S. Forest Service earlier today.
• 28 August 2017: RT @Notteham: @itsmikebivins How are the words "these shorts" not on that sign?
• 28 August 2017: It's one thing if these groups want to take this to private property, but this has been conducted almost exclusively on public property.
• 19 August 2017: Wasn't in Vancouver, but locals like myself know the Couv and it's surrounding area to be notoriously racist https://t.co/JGl6s4ckSO
• 7 August 2017: It'll be interesting to see how our new police Chief will handle the protests. Patriot Prayer has a Portland event planned for September.
• 2 August 2017: Hey, we got together and decided it's called the haze https://t.co/pWkWY4Xpnh
• 13 June 2017: RT @andrewsorg: @AzTrump2020 @itsmikebivins @SharpnoseSj That is just LAUGHABLE. If you had any clue you'd know @itsmikebivins is…
• 29 May 2017: RT @coreypein: Portland Mayor calls on feds to revoke permit for alt-right rally on June 4. https://t.co/1dt1VYVK8W
• 23 May 2017: @WCSheriff @TVFR Very interesting. The "bleach" tag is all over buildings in Portland. "bleach" even made it into the paper https://t.co/FFZi5jOoNg
• 10 May 2017: RT @JohnJHarwood: Trump spokeswoman calls it "startling" that Democrats are not celebrating Comey firing
• 3 May 2017: RT @sheeptramp: @itsmikebivins Globalist!
• 27 April 2017: RT @BoingBoing: Few sad as https://t.co/kPs71nluwt closure announced https://t.co/MVr5EKxO8b
• 21 April 2017: RT @BoingBoing: Portland hotel magnate withdraws overt Trump donation, funnels $1M through front companies instead…
• 5 August 2015: I wouldn't hire that coward #DarrenWilson either. 6'4, 200+lbs and probably afraid of his own shadow.
• 5 August 2015 (live): Boo fucking hoo http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/08/04/darren-wilson-ferguson-shooting-made-him-unemployable/31097619/
• 14 June 2015 (live): @robtomorrow @suziq2opn @edscle livestreaming is so contentious these days. I honestly think its time has came and went.
• 14 June 2015 (live): @suziq2opn Roger. Thank you. You're a valuable component of the twitterverse.
• 14 June 2015: @suziq2opn any streams out there? #ClevelandShooting #Cleveland
• 31 May 2015: This is why people have been in the streets since #MikeBrown was killed by #DarrenWilson . https://twitter.com/rt_com/status/605014644831449088 #Ferguson #Icantbreathe
• 17 March 2015 (live): @suziq2opn @AnonRastaFTP protesters were outnumbered by at least 2-1 by @PortlandPolice that night. Plus cops were geared up to pepperspray.
• 17 March 2015: @suziq2opn @AnonRastaFTP was the @PortlandPolice response to 3/10's #Portland protest disproportionate? http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2015/03/429422.shtml #ICantBreathe
• 17 March 2015: ICYMI: @tavik markets t-shirt featuring a noose. #Ferguson #MikeBrown #ICantBreathe #AnthonyHill #Atlanta #BLM pic.twitter.com/FO4HZp6oah
• 13 March 2015: @47Patriots @Anon2earth more photos from the recent #Portland police accountability protest. #Ferguson #ICantBreathe pic.twitter.com/Jtx1GqucRO
• 13 March 2015: @47Patriots @Anon2earth this chap was also arrest by @PortlandPolice . #ICantBreathe #Ferguson #Portland pic.twitter.com/5jctxyctRg
• 13 March 2015 (live): @Anon2earth member of #Anonymous arrested Tuesday night in #Portland following protest. #ICantBreathe #Ferguson pic.twitter.com/RcbdrH5zE3
• 12 March 2015: . @OKG2234 @bassem_masri this is how #MikeBrown won. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t8RCQDDsMpU #Ferguson #ICantBreathe #FergusonReport #FergusonShooting
• 12 March 2015: @AnonGlobalTV video of arrest of #Anonymous at last night's #Portland protest. http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/59762313 #Ferguson #ICantBreathe #MikeBrown
• 11 March 2015 (live): @frescolicense ah. Ok.
• 11 March 2015 (live): @frescolicense nice.
• 11 March 2015 (live): @frescolicense Eh, if ppl use those does it show my name or my Twitter handle or both?
• 11 March 2015 (live): @frescolicense sure. Share them.
• 11 March 2015: #ICYMI : arrest pics from last night's #Portland protest against the #LAPD killing #Africa . #ICantBreathe#Ferguson pic.twitter.com/b40LXC9ihb
• 11 March 2015 (live): @SomeJulz @Anony_Mia @LegalizeLiberty that'd be me 😂
• 11 March 2015 (live): @LegalizeLiberty @Anony_Mia thanks for the signal boost I appreciate it.
• 11 March 2015 (live): @LegalizeLiberty @Anony_Mia I'll do my best.
• 11 March 2015: @Anony_Mia @LegalizeLiberty full video of the #anonymous arrest available here on my ustream. http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/59762313 #ICantBreathe #Ferguson
• 11 March 2015 (live): @Anony_Mia photos from last night where #anonymous & another masked person were arrested at #Portland protest. pic.twitter.com/dLbIizOUKn
• 11 March 2015 (live): @suziq2opn @OpDarrienHunt @AnonRastaFTP cops show up. Homeless don't leave when cops give them notice. They then charge em with interfering
• 11 March 2015 (live): @suziq2opn @OpDarrienHunt @AnonRastaFTP who lets them do this quite recently? @MayorPDX that's who. He lets cops use it on on homeless too
• 11 March 2015 (live): @suziq2opn @OpDarrienHunt @AnonRastaFTP then because they didn't listen to the cop that is called interfering with a police officer.
• 11 March 2015 (live): @suziq2opn @OpDarrienHunt @AnonRastaFTP how they get you in Portland is they charge you with two crimes. Original charge, disorderly conduct
• 11 March 2015 (live): @suziq2opn @OpDarrienHunt @AnonRastaFTP I dunno it was just funny to me. Like the words on that van matter. & they're low level mind games.
• 11 March 2015 (live): @suziq2opn @OpDarrienHunt @AnonRastaFTP probably in feed somewhere but pretty sure that gal w/cam drives the van that says #forensics .
• 11 March 2015 (live): @suziq2opn @OpDarrienHunt @AnonRastaFTP damnit. Yeah like I told her they already got my Id earlier. Didn't consider other possibilities.
• 11 March 2015 (live): @suziq2opn @OpDarrienHunt @AnonRastaFTP thanks. It's all good. There'll be plenty of more opportunities on the #Portland front.
• 11 March 2015: @AnonymousVideo video of #Anonymous getting arrested a few hours ago at #Portland protest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zNQYQN_UeI&feature=youtu.be #ICantBreathe #Ferguson
• 11 March 2015: @sagastotron #Anonymous arrested in #Portland a few hours ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zNQYQN_UeI&feature=youtu.be #BlackLivesMatter #ICantBreathe #TamirRice #MikeBrown
• 11 March 2015: @rightnowio_feed @HaXFR0ST @DrLMPonte breaking news if I ever heard it! #Anonymous #Blacklivesmatter #icantbreathe #ferguson #MikeBrown
• 11 March 2015: @OpDarrienHunt @AnonRastaFTP @suziq2opn Full video of the #anonymous arrest. http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/59762313 #Portland #Icantbreathe #Ferguson #PDX
• 11 November 2014: Parents of #MichaelBrown to speak at #UN in Switzerland about racial profiling in the #USA . #Ferguson #handsup http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/11/07/michael-browns-parents-plan-to-testify-before-the-u-n-next-week/
• 29 October 2014: @BBCNewsMagazine @BBCWorld I didn't realize how backwards #Switzerland was. Universal suffrage in the 70's, joined UN in 2002.

michaelbivins44-deleted-tweets.md

Deleted tweets for michaelbivins44

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• 28 April 2022: Could you imagine telling someone: "I'm the guy who hassles people outside of 7/11."
• 22 April 2022: "Intel Officials Who Claimed Hunter’s Laptop Was Russian Disinformation Now Say Big Tech Must Be Able to Censor to Protect from Russian Disinformation" http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/04/intel-officials-said-hunters-laptop-russian-disinformation-say-big-tech-must-able-censor-protect-russian-disinformation/
• 16 April 2022: It's obvious that she should be executed.
• 15 April 2022: If you buy a Tesla the car could suddenly burst into flames. Avoid Tesla at all costs. https://youtu.be/t2adVW6bTkQ
• 13 April 2022: How I feel about Joe Biden. pic.twitter.com/LYBsbm4eft
• 9 April 2022: More or less, high level wrestlers all know the same stuff, they just apply it differently or favor certain techniques over others. You get these "sensei's" and "sifu's" and you take these people at their word that they are legit. A wrestler? He'll say check the NCAA brackets.
• 9 April 2022: Say it with me: "combat sports." The term "martial arts" conjures up images of mysterious grey bearded oriental people wearing gi's. This is not the target. We want people to think "combat sports" and think of a structured, fair environment. No "sensei" with secret moves or bs
• 9 April 2022: And so, we pass on by. -- "Planet Caravan" -- Black Sabbath, 1970
• 9 April 2022: The whole "thank you for your service" thing people say to police is dumb. Police aren't actually fighting a war.
• 9 April 2022: It's amazing how many, many white people will camoflauge themselves in certain color clothes and with certain logos in an attempt to suppress the fact that they hate black people.
• 9 April 2022: I once heard a white person threateningly say "I'm from Oakland" and all I could think to myself was how much is this person's monthly psychiatry bill.
• 9 April 2022: Convert Native reservations to a part of whatever state the old reservation would have resided in.
• 9 April 2022: Major religions should be categorized as supernatural/paranormal
• 9 April 2022: Portland Candyland bullcrap pic.twitter.com/UtbAXqQLvL
• 9 April 2022: Judo is weak, wrestling is strong.
• 9 April 2022: Many will filter this as "where not to live." pic.twitter.com/PP30flFYOz
• 9 April 2022: This app sure is interesting https://twitter.com/SnubNoseKillah/status/1510943156518461440
• 9 April 2022: Non-black people should be able to say the n word without fear. Why don't I type it out? I'd prefer to not have my account suspended.
• 9 April 2022: Colby Covington is a coward for insulting Jorge Masvidal's family and then calling the police after Masvidal beat him up. He should have known the risks and accepted the results. He can buy new teeth.
• 9 April 2022: If you pay money to let your children watch a bunch of grown men chase a ball around then you are a bad parent.
• 9 April 2022: Before and after, my favorite Wheel of Fortune category. pic.twitter.com/U7GNBFrjM5
• 9 April 2022: Taking your children to Chicago, New York or San Franciko should be considered child abuse.
• 9 April 2022: If news headlines tomorrow read "Bobby Rush Vanishes Without a Trace" I would not be concerned. These sleezy Chicago, NYC, and San Fransicko politicians are some of the worst people in this country.
• 9 April 2022: Kamala Harris is a pig who happens to walk upright and not eat slop from a trough.
• 9 April 2022: Barack Hussein Obama is a scumbag and his presidency is a pockmark on the face of American history.
• 9 April 2022: I'm tired of the Trail Blazers and the Timbers. Professional sports (including college football and basketball) can disappear immediately for the good of America.
• 9 April 2022: Linux is trash and is used by weirdos engaged in illegal activity and are trying to not get busted
• 9 April 2022: Corruption and organized religion are synonymous. This was the first article that populated when I searched "church" and "corruption" using Google. pic.twitter.com/45RGfLumqL
• 9 April 2022: Watching the old Robin Hood cartoon and the corruption of the church is evident. Everyone is poor and starving yet somehow Friar Tuck is about as fat as the sheriff of Nottingham, who is very fat. The poor box is empty yet he remains fat. It's clear that he is embezzling money
• 9 April 2022: You know what Fiat stands for? Fix it again, Tony.
• 8 April 2022: I once owned a yellow sweater. It fit great, and looked decent.
• 8 April 2022: I'm wearing black shoes with a brown belt. Black belts have been cancelled, FYI. And anyone who has a problem with it can take them off of my feet anytime they like. pic.twitter.com/CMxf7oLkQH
• 8 April 2022: I don't care if black people dislike all black shoes or not. I see them wearing White Sox gear and you don't hear me complaining.
• 8 April 2022: Regular scumbags over business and banking scumbags any day of the week. This is why I generally stay away from downtown ,um, Portland. However, downtown Portland has an, um, Scientology building and the eastside has an, um, Jehovah's Witness building so pick your poison.
• 8 April 2022: If Chinese puppet Kim Jong Un were here right now I'd slap him in the face.
• 8 April 2022: I'm really sick of bums lying idly on the sidewalk asking me for money. Leave it to America to have fat homeless people. They've got all the food they can eat, if they're willing to hustle to multiple spots daily, and they want my money? Bullshit.
• 8 April 2022: Democratic governor Kate Brown is a "black lives matter" stooge
• 8 April 2022: I am just so thankful to have Midwest American farmer's dna. You have no idea.
• 8 April 2022: When approaching a storefront, which of these objects is more divisive when witnessed?
• 8 April 2022: You see these junkies outside the 7/11 talking about "I don't want to be dope sick." I say "shut up, curl up into a ball and shake for a week and if you live you'll feel a lot better and if you die then your suffering will end."
• 8 April 2022: Joe Biden is obviously senile. I was listening to Lars Larson the other day and Biden confused several non-adjacent countries. The only plausible explanation is that a puppet master has a hand ran up Biden's back. He's likely taking orders from Chicago crime boss Barack Obama.
• 8 April 2022: Places like Texas, New York, California, Florida, & to a certain extent Ohio, behave as if they are countries unto themselves. These places need to be chopped down to size in order to dilute their power. Does that mean more states? Scary? Just get the borders & districts right
• 8 April 2022: I'm willing to travel a little further if it means avoiding buying food from stores flying the blm or gay flag. In places like this--after incidents around town--I'm increasingly weary of bring harassed for wearing the wrong color shirt or shoes.
• 8 April 2022: Dissolve the Supreme Court. Nothing lasts forever, which is why lifetime appointments for judges is ridiculous.
• 8 April 2022: Cats are for lonely old ladies. Get a dog.
• 8 April 2022: Tarot decks are weak. Candles for spells and such are where it's at. Crystals? I'm not even sure how that's supposed to work
• 7 April 2022: I read Archie comics as a kid. Recently, at a Target I noticed an Archie comic, picked it up and saw something new--a black character. Anyway, I ended up not making the purchase
• 7 April 2022: If you've been to communist China then I don't trust you
• 7 April 2022: Listen to @gwar 's "Bring Back the Bomb" right away https://youtu.be/8o89W93TZz0
• 7 April 2022: Why is it that we can only make extreme fun of French and Australian accents? We should be able to make fun of more people
• 7 April 2022: What's tbe deal with white Subaru Legacy's? Seems like that's the popular car these days
• 7 April 2022: too long, didnt read: stop jerking off and that will be a big step toward being groped, flashed and harassed by women in public
• 7 April 2022 (live): now I will say that I have been flashed before by women multiple times, so this isn't unheard of. but I've never been groped by a strange non hair stylist woman. & as far as out of control carts, that is unheard of. women take a look and say "he's sitting on the great salt lake"
• 7 April 2022 (live): and a hit and several near hits by women pushing shopping carts in the supermarket. women are smarter than men, and they know how to get our attention. They're not "stuck up" or whatever if they won't talk to you; they probably just looked at you and thought you're disgusting
• 7 April 2022 (live): & in that time period I've been groped in an antique shop; a young woman a few feet away looked at me, reached into her shirt and brought most of her breast out of her top; been in a store, then went to another store a few blocks away & a woman seemed to follow me (not uncommon)
• 7 April 2022 (live): I was reading an Icelandic Saga when it seemed to me that some vikings were in competition to see who could go longest without ejaculating. and I don't mean a few weeks; one is like "maybe next year I'll come." since last october for me. just saving myself for the right one
• 7 April 2022 (live): stop masturbating. if I can not do that for six months, you can too. I guarantee you that women know if you've jerked off recently, and that is hurting your chances significantly. a woman doesn't want to have to compete against women from the internet and your hand
• 7 April 2022: stop saying "um" so much when instead you can clearly assert "I do not like that idea or thing." saying "um" deliberately and often makes you sound like a child--a feeble child at that
• 7 April 2022: get your ass up and work on sunday. Lazy christians
• 7 April 2022: paganism is great, because you can't go to your employer and say, "gee, boss, id love to work tomorrow but the moon and the earth and mars are in such perfect harmony that it's a holiday, and I need more money for doing the same work I usually do, or the day off"
• 7 April 2022: if I never wrestled then I'm just a tough guy, and not a technical tough guy. boxing is great, minus the dead brain cells. Stick to wrestling as much as possible, taught by Americans. American wrestling will win a fight 9/10 times. Wrestle, wrestle, wrestle
• 7 April 2022: less blowjobs, more sex. yes, I'm your sex education guide and I say have sex and have children
• 7 April 2022: defund npr and fund reveal
• 7 April 2022: "Joe Biden will pretend he was not a part of Hunter's business dealings" https://www.foxnews.com/media/jim-trusty-joe-biden-will-pretend-he-was-not-apart-of-that
• 7 April 2022: reading uncle tom's cabin and the narrator speaks of "the more correct white race." this book (the most popular of the 19th century) is written from an abolitionist mindset what k-12 never emphasizes is that whites against slavery generally believed in the superiority of whites
• 7 April 2022: "...such pious goings on in all departments of church and state, that a fellow does not know who'll cheat him next."
• 7 April 2022: ever since my order by post sonic the hedgehog comics never showed up about 25 years ago I have distrusted the postal service. then my checks started showing up late during covid and I lost all faith in the usps. I have even less faith in ups due to the teamsters. use fed ex
• 6 April 2022: covid might be fake, but wearing a mask in certain situations is appropriate. yes, I am the cdc now
• 6 April 2022: covid is not real. stop playing
• 6 April 2022: the un security council is a joke as far as current membership
• 5 April 2022: just phoned in one of those sidewalk signs with an expired tag. called @PBOTinfo about "an illegal sidewalk obstruction" regarding a catholic daycare. had to get that off of the streets immediately
• 5 April 2022: I can't be the only one to have interacted with a poltergeist at least once before
• 5 April 2022: magic is real. The magic I am referring to, others call magick. however, the superfluous k offends my sensibilities as a wordsmith
• 5 April 2022: "yes, I consider religion a [valuable] thing in a n*****" christianity made the slaves easier to control. not much has changed with regard to the church controlling people. folks these days just have more freedom pic.twitter.com/kg6Wbx7xN0