idiotic.cfc.js

function freakinIdioticInvocationUsingPageContextAndRequestScope(){
    var localFunc = 'localFunc';
    var page = getPageContext().getRequest().setAttribute( localFunc , plainOldComponent.echo );
    assertEquals('Hey, let''s hang out at BestBuy and give the computer staff shit.', request.localFunc('Hey, let''s hang out at BestBuy and give the computer staff shit.') );
  }