verystupidmonkeyshit.cfc.js

 function getAFuckingLifeYouAsshatMonkeyShitHurler() {
  	var null = '';
  	var methodProxy = javacast('null',chr(0));
  	var args = {1='scum sucking asshat-wearing Neanderfuck'};
  	var ctx = getPageContext().getFusionContext();
    ctx.parent._set('methodProxy',  ctx.parent.createObject('java','coldfusion.runtime.java.JavaProxy').init( ctx.parent._autoscalarize( ctx.parent._get('plainOldComponent').echo )) );
    actual = methodProxy.invoke(null, null, ctx.parent, args);
    debug(actual);
    assertEquals( 'scum sucking asshat-wearing Neanderfuck' , actual );
  }