1.cfc.js

function getAFuckingLifeYouAsshatMonkeyShitHurler() {
  	var null = '';
  	var methodProxy = javacast('null',chr(0));
  	var args = {1='scum sucking asshat-wearing Neanderfuck'};
  	var ctx = getPageContext().getFusionContext();
    ctx.parent._set('methodProxy',  ctx.parent.createObject('java','coldfusion.runtime.java.JavaProxy').init( ctx.parent._autoscalarize( ctx.parent._get('plainOldComponent').echo )) );
    actual = methodProxy.invoke(null, null, ctx.parent, args);
    debug(actual);
    assertEquals( 'scum sucking asshat-wearing Neanderfuck' , actual );
  }

2.cfc.js

function two_Totally_DumbAssWaysOfInvokingFunctionsUsingFusionContextAndCFCProxy(){
    var fusionCtx = getPageContext().getFusionContext();
    var stupidCfcPath = fusionCtx.parent.getDirectoryFromPath(fusionCtx.getPagePath()) & 'PlainOldStupidAssCFC.cfc';
    var cfcproxy = CreateObject("java", "coldfusion.cfc.CFCProxy").init(stupidCfcPath);
    var args = ['dumb ass puke breath punk'];
    var alias = cfcproxy.getMethod('echo');
    assertEquals( args[1] , alias('dumb ass puke breath punk') );
    assertEquals( args[1] , cfcproxy.invoke('echo', args) );
  }

3.cfc.js

 function wasteMoreTimeYouTurdSuckingMongralFromAnotherPlanet(){
  	var args = ['Yow! Am I having fun yet?'];
  	var ctx = getPageContext().getFusionContext();
  	var actual = ctx.parent._invoke( ctx.parent.createObject('component','PlainOldStupidAssCFC'), 'echo', args  );
    debug(actual);
    assertEquals( args[1] , actual );
  }

4.cfc.js

 function boneheadedTimeWasterWalkingAroundInCirclesLikeADoucheBag(){
    var actual = getPageContext().getFusionContext().parent.plainOldComponent.echo('Now this is a fucking waste of time');
    assertEquals('Now this is a fucking waste of time', actual);
  }

5.cfc.js

function loserJavaWeanieInvocationUsingCfJspPage(){
   var page = getPageContext().getPage();
   var actual = page.createObject('java','java.lang.String').init(chr(0));
   var args = ['hey, loser, you suck.'];
   actual = createObject('java' ,'coldfusion.runtime.CfJspPage')._invokeUDF(page._get('plainOldComponent.echo'), 'echo', page, args);
   debug(actual);
   assertEquals( 'hey, loser, you suck.',  actual );
  }

6.cfc.js

function freakinIdioticInvocationUsingPageContextAndRequestScope(){
    var localFunc = 'localFunc';
    var page = getPageContext().getRequest().setAttribute( localFunc , plainOldComponent.echo );
    assertEquals('Hey, let''s hang out at BestBuy and give the computer staff shit.', request.localFunc('Hey, let''s hang out at BestBuy and give the computer staff shit.') );
  }

7.cfc.js

 function uselessUltraRedundantCallbacksForMorons(){
    var callBackFunc = whatever( plainOldComponent.echo );
    assertEquals('I LIKE spam.', callBackFunc('I LIKE spam.') );
  }

_setup.cfc.html

<cfcomponent output="false" extends="mxunit.framework.TestCase">
<cfscript>
 
 
  function setUp(){
    plainOldComponent = createObject('component' ,'PlainOldStupidAssCFC');
    assertSame(plainOldComponent,plainOldComponent);
  }

</cfscript>
</cfcomponent>

whatever.cfc.html

 <cffunction name="whatever" access="package">
  <cfargument name="func" />
  <cfset var localFunction = arguments.func />
  <cfreturn localFunction />
 </cffunction>

zeven_stupidThings.cfc.html

<cfcomponent output="false" extends="mxunit.framework.TestCase">
<cfscript>


  function setUp(){
    plainOldComponent = createObject('component' ,'PlainOldStupidAssCFC');
    assertSame(plainOldComponent,plainOldComponent);
  }


  //#7
  function uselessUltraRedundantCallbacksForMorons(){
    var callBackFunc = whatever( plainOldComponent.echo );
    assertEquals('I LIKE spam.', callBackFunc('I LIKE spam.') );
  }


   //#6
  function freakinIdioticInvocationUsingPageContextAndRequestScope(){
    var localFunc = 'localFunc';
    var page = getPageContext().getRequest().setAttribute( localFunc , plainOldComponent.echo );
    assertEquals('Hey, let''s hang out at BestBuy and give the computer staff shit.', request.localFunc('Hey, let''s hang out at BestBuy and give the computer staff shit.') );
  }


  //#5
  function loserJavaWeanieInvocationUsingCfJspPage(){
   var page = getPageContext().getPage();
   var actual = page.createObject('java','java.lang.String').init(chr(0));
   var args = ['hey, loser, you suck.'];
   actual = createObject('java' ,'coldfusion.runtime.CfJspPage')._invokeUDF(page._get('plainOldComponent.echo'), 'echo', page, args);
   debug(actual);
   assertEquals( 'hey, loser, you suck.',  actual );
  }


   //#4
  function boneheadedTimeWasterWalkingAroundInCirclesLikeADoucheBag(){
    var actual = getPageContext().getFusionContext().parent.plainOldComponent.echo('Now this is a fucking waste of time');
    assertEquals('Now this is a fucking waste of time', actual);
  }


 //#3
  function wasteMoreTimeYouTurdSuckingMongralFromAnotherPlanet(){
  	var args = ['Yow! Am I having fun yet?'];
  	var ctx = getPageContext().getFusionContext();
  	var actual = ctx.parent._invoke( ctx.parent.createObject('component','PlainOldStupidAssCFC'), 'echo', args  );
    debug(actual);
    assertEquals( args[1] , actual );
  }

  //#2
  function two_Totally_DumbAssWaysOfInvokingFunctionsUsingFusionContextAndCFCProxy(){
    var fusionCtx = getPageContext().getFusionContext();
    var stupidCfcPath = fusionCtx.parent.getDirectoryFromPath(fusionCtx.getPagePath()) & 'PlainOldStupidAssCFC.cfc';
    var cfcproxy = CreateObject("java", "coldfusion.cfc.CFCProxy").init(stupidCfcPath);
    var args = ['dumb ass puke breath punk'];
    var alias = cfcproxy.getMethod('echo');
    assertEquals( args[1] , alias('dumb ass puke breath punk') );
    assertEquals( args[1] , cfcproxy.invoke('echo', args) );
  }



  //#1
   function getAFuckingLifeYouAsshatMonkeyShitHurler() {
  	var null = '';
  	var methodProxy = javacast('null',chr(0));
  	var args = {1='scum sucking asshat-wearing Neanderfuck'};
  	var ctx = getPageContext().getFusionContext();
    ctx.parent._set('methodProxy',  ctx.parent.createObject('java','coldfusion.runtime.java.JavaProxy').init( ctx.parent._autoscalarize( ctx.parent._get('plainOldComponent').echo )) );
    actual = methodProxy.invoke(null, null, ctx.parent, args);
    debug(actual);
    assertEquals( 'scum sucking asshat-wearing Neanderfuck' , actual );
  }
 </cfscript>





<!---~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                   "Private" Utility Functions
              The scope is package so they are visible via
              introspection yet are not recognized as tests by
              MXUnit.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--->
 <cffunction name="whatever" access="package">
  <cfargument name="func" />
  <cfset var localFunction = arguments.func />
  <cfreturn localFunction />
 </cffunction>




</cfcomponent>