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Okay. Take a sip.

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You will never guess what's in this one.

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Skim milk, avocado, peanut butter, a hint of zit puss,

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celery juice and half a chewed-up chicken nugget.

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I have said it before, and I will say it again.

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Amazing.

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Boys boys boys boys boys boys.

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(Squeals)

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Set your phasers to excitement.

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Okay.

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The producers of "space werewolves" just called.

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There are apparently only three actors still in the running for the lead,

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and I'm one of them!

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Both: Whoo!

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(All shout)

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"Space werewolves"

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is the greatest Sci-Fi graphic novel ever.

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It is the epic tale of Tristan Lycanth, half-wolf, half-human,

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and his battle to save his planet.

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It is like "star wars" and "lord of t rings" had a baby,

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and then "the avengers" adopted it.

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Tristan is the baddest dude in the galaxy.

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But if Liv gets the part, they're gonna change him to a her.

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And then the baddest dude in the galaxy

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will be...

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My sister.

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Guys, my final audition is in a week.

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This is the part that could make me a movie star.

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Unbelievable.

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My sister is gonna be Tristan Lycanth.

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Who are the two losers you're up against?

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Ryan Gosling and Vin Diesel.

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Both: Ohh!

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Better in stereo

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b... b... better in stereo

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I'm up with the sunshine   let's go

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I lace up my high tops   oh no

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slam dunk   ready or not

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yeah, show me what you got

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I'm under the spotlight   holler

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I dare you, come on and follow

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you dance to your own beat

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I'll sing the melody

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when you say yea-ah-ah

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I say no-oh-oh

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when you say stop

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all I want to do is go, go, go

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you, you, the other half of me, me

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the half I'll never be-e

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the half that drives me crazy

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you, you, the better half of me, me

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the half I'll always need

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but we both know

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we're better in stereo.

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- Hey. - Hey. You keep saying

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you want to do couple-y things

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now that we're officially in like?

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Well, it's mostly been you that's been saying that,

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but you're really cute when you talk, so continue.

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Well, I signed us up for dance lessons.

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Ooh.

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That could be romantic.

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What kind? Saa, tango, waltz?

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Breakdanng!

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(Laughs)

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(Snorts) Breakdancing?

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- Yeah. - (Chuckles)

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Um, Diggie, that's not couple-y.

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Oh, mads, you're so wrong.

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My wave could connect right to your wave.

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What!

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Ah, chain wave.

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Give me some of that.

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(Whooshing)

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Sorry, guys. Breaking's just not really my thing.

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It's hard to believe we're even related.

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Um, well... hey, here's an idea.

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You guys both seem really excited about this,

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so why don't you take the lessons together?

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And then Diggie, you and I can figure out something that we both want to do.

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We are breaking bros now.

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Chain wave.

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(Both whooshing)

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Yeah yeah, that was nice.

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Now let me show you my wave.

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Buh-bye.

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Ready?

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Rye bread, marmalade, pureed cauliflower, the good bologna

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and just a hint of toenail.

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Left foot, big toe.

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(Laughs)

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Nailed it.

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Okay. So boys, you got me a little bit nervous

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about my "space werewolves" audition,

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so I decided to get my wolf on with this:

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"The way of the wolf" by emmy "fangs" wolfert.

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"Fangs" is a teenage wolf girl.

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When she was little, she wandered off on a camping trip

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and spent the ne 10 years of her life in the wild being raised by wolves.

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(Chuckles)

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I wonder if that's how Maddie became Maddie.

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(Laughs)

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She likes wolves. Big whoop.

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I heard diesel wants thpart so bad, he had wolf fangs surgically implanted.

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What?

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And for the past two months, Gosling's been eating nothing but roadkill.

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(Stammers)

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They're gonna crush me.

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Okay, I need your help.

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How do I figure out Tristan? What's his thing?

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No brainer. It's his howl.

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Okay, yeah. I got this.

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(Clears throat)

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(Howls, scats)

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It's like 50% wolf, 50% Liv.

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What do you guys think?

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- Diesel. - Gosling.

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Whoa.

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(Dance music stops) That was awesome, qpop.

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Yeah, q-pop don't stop.

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Oh.

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(Beats)

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Mc j-town in da house.

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Mc j-town be his own boy.

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Respect!

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Joey, this is q-pop.

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He's our dance instructor.

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Oh, well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. pop.

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My mission is to get fresh, stay fresh, then refresh.

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I just dropped my motto on this grotto.

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(Grunts)

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This is so cool.

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I can't believe Maddie bailed.

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I feel so alive.

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Her loss is the breaking bros' gain.

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Plus, who knew I lived in a grotto.

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Right?

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All right. Let's see what y'all are working with.

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Time to get fresh, y'all.

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When I drop the beat, I want to see you robot.

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(Dance music playing)

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Oh... no.

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Gentlemen, are y'all trying to make q-pop cry?

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All right, let's try to back it up to a simpler move, okay?

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This one is called "finding the beat!"

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(Snaps fingers)

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Okay, wait. Slow down.

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How are you making that noise with your fingers?

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Okay, here we go.

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Okay, this is just frozen mustard.

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But from where?

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A light yellow dijon originally crafted in France

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but now manufactured in Kentucky...

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Dipped once...

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no.

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Twice!

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In hot dog water.

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Ah.

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Inspiring.

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(Doorbell rings)

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Fangs is here! Fangs is here.

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Ooh, the girl from the book?

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Yeah. You guys were right.

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I've realized that if I want this part I have to do something really big,

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so I hired fangs to help me tap into my inner wolf.

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Delivery for Liv Rooney?

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- Sign here. - Okay.

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Oh.

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That's so weird. Maybe fangs had all her bags shipped here?

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(Chuckles)

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(Growls)

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Is that fangs?

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No, munch, it's a different girl who was raised by wolves.

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Hello, fangs!

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Me Liv!

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(Sniffs)

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I read this in her book.

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She has to get used to the smell of new people.

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Your scent is acceptable.

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(Sighs)

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Sorry about the cage.

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My wolf instincts are strong, and I don't trust myself around new humans.

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Plus, it's cheaper to travel in cargo.

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Well, fangs, these are my brothers.

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(Yelps)

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(Sniffs)

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(Squeals)

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Not gonna lie, I'm into this.

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Glad you called, Rooney.

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I never miss a chance to make sure wolves

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are accurately portrayed in the media.

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Well, then, if anyone asks, I will proudly state for the record

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that you did not eat my grandma or blow my house down. (Chuckles)

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See, that right there?

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Offensive.

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Let's begin.

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Tristan Lycanth is half-wolf.

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Wolves are majestic, fierce creatures.

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You got any wolf in you, Rooney?

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Um, no. No, she does not.

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Live she sniffed my pits.

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I can't lie to her.

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Howl for me.

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It's the most important part about being a wolf.

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It asserts your dominance.

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Well, my howl is dom-alicious.

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(Growls)

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(Howls, vocalizes)

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Rooney, we have work to do.

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What?

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You're gonna live like a wolf, hunt like a wolf, eat like a wolf

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and poop like a wolf.

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Oh, I can show her the last one.

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Yeah, I can imitate the pooping styles of 84 different animal species.

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Your offer of a poop demo is appreciated, little man.

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But Liv's my student now.

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Welcome to my wolf pack.

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(Gasps)

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This is gonna be so awesome.

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And if you need the restroom, it's just back that way.

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Nah.

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Marked my territory on your porch before I came in.

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Ooh, got an itch.

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Can't get it. Can't get it.

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- Can't get it. - Okay.

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Help a wolf out!

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Oh!

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(Murmurs) (Chuckles)

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Ahh, that's the stuff.

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Yeah?

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Wolf girl is cray cray.

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But she is going to give me the forest cred

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that I need to really nail this audition.

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(Chuckles) Scrape that off the road and eat it, Gosling.

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This is from the forest where my wolf family raised me.

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Lots of good stink to roll around in.

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Oh!

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Ah.

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(Gasps)

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Ahh.

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Your turn, wolf pup.

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Get up in it.

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(Clears throat) Okay.

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(Chuckles)

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Whoo.

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Look at me.

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Scooting around in the filth.

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Whoo.

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Like an animal.

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I am wild!

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- Rooney... - Yeah?

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- Can I get real for a minute? - Mm-hmm?

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If you want to ace this audition, you have to go full wolf.

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Wolves are territorial animals.

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- Yeah. - They take what's theirs,

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and they don't back down. - Yeah.

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Let's try something else.

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What?

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You want it?

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Take it.

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- Okay. - (Growls)

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(Gasps)

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(Growls)

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(Sighs)

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(Both growling)

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I'm gonna go get the hose.

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(Both growl)

271
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- Sick beat. - Super tight.

272
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So...

273
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The two of you have gone from breakdancing

274
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to sharing ear buds.

275
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(Snorts) That is so cute.

276
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Q-pop says you gotta dare to share.

277
00:13:47,648 --> 00:13:50,583
Yeah. Speaking of sharing, I haven't really seen you much lately.

278
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Do you want to go grab some fro-yo after school?

279
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Oh, I'd love to, but we have a breaking lesson tonight.

280
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Check out these funky fresh moves.

281
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- Ready, Joseph? - So ready, digs.

282
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(Exhales) Five, six, both: Seven, eight.

283
00:14:04,631 --> 00:14:06,432
What? Yeah!

284
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Some of this? Oh, oh!

285
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Both: And down to the ground.

286
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Uh!

287
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Beam me up!

288
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(Imitates whirring)

289
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(Grunts)

290
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- What up? - Fist bump.

291
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Both: Good sesh.

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292
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(Both growl, sniff)

293
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Great training sesh this morning, fangs.

294
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:41,334
It was so much fun chasing ducks.

295
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Tell me about it.

296
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They've had it too good for too long.

297
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I think we've earned lunch.

298
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(Both growl)

299
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(Gasps) Eating off the floor.

300
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Were you raised by wolves?

301
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Mom.

302
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Oh, sorry sorry.

303
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Sorry sorry sorry.

304
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Thanks for training with me so hard this week, fangs.

305
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I am going to nail this audition.

306
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That part is so mine, am I right?

307
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(Growls)

308
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When the wolf is silent, the wolf disapproves.

309
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What's wrong?

310
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As good as you're doing, the only way you're gonna nail that audition

311
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is if you nail your howl.

312
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It is the heart and soul of any wolf.

313
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(Howls)

314
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(Dogs barking) Wow, I...

315
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Think you scared every dog in the neighborhood.

316
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No.

317
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There's a doberman on the next block who didn't reply.

318
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(Howls)

319
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(Dog barks)

320
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There he is.

321
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He apologized.

322
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You can't pee and bark at the same time.

323
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Okay, Rooney. Your turn.

324
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Okay.

325
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(Growls)

326
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(Howls)

327
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(Vocalizes "Amazing Grace")

328
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Quit goofing around.

329
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You're not taking your howl seriously.

330
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You know what?

331
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I'm out.

332
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What?

333
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:29,442
You can't be out. We're in a pack.

334
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You licked my face.

335
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I'm sorry, Rooney.

336
00:16:33,714 --> 00:16:35,448
We've gone as far as we can go.

337
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Plus, I'm itchy and your mom won't let me drag my butt on your carpet.

338
00:16:41,321 --> 00:16:43,289
You know what? Fine.

339
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I am going to be an awesome Tristan without your help.

340
00:16:46,493 --> 00:16:48,294
Oh, you want this?

341
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Mmm. Yeah?

342
00:16:49,496 --> 00:16:50,630
Yeah, I know you want it.

343
00:16:50,664 --> 00:16:52,498
Yum yum, right?

344
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Go get it!

345
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(Panting)

346
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(Sighs) Stupid wolf.

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347
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(Whimpers)

348
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Yes, yes, no, book it, hate it, orange... Who is this?!

349
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- Liv Rooney, superstar. - Hi.

350
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Been dying to meet the girl who's got the nerve

351
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to go up against Ryan Gosling and Vin diesel.

352
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We are dying to see what you have for us today.

353
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(Bell rings)

354
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Now remember, the most important thing

355
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is that big howl at the end of your speech.

356
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Really let loose.

357
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Take all the time you need to get ready.

358
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I don't want to rush you.

359
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And action!

360
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This was it.

361
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This was my chance to become a movie star.

362
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By the sting of my proton whip, I will bring you to your knees,

363
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for I am your doom.

364
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I am wolf.

365
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I am Tristan Lycanth.

366
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And?!

367
00:18:04,404 --> 00:18:06,438
Oh, right. And scene. (Giggles)

368
00:18:06,473 --> 00:18:08,541
No, where was my howl?

369
00:18:08,575 --> 00:18:09,842
I need to hear a howl.

370
00:18:09,876 --> 00:18:12,511
Let's try it again from the top.

371
00:18:12,546 --> 00:18:14,780
Okay. (Clears throat)

372
00:18:14,814 --> 00:18:19,385
Um, just to be clear, though, this is gonna be without the howl?

373
00:18:19,419 --> 00:18:21,387
With the howl.

374
00:18:21,421 --> 00:18:22,588
Right.

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375
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When you two marshmallows first stepped up to the mat,

376
00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:29,461
I was like "breakdancing is gonna roast them alive."

377
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(Both scoff)

378
00:18:30,830 --> 00:18:33,566
But I've been spitting a little knowledge to you two,

379
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,867
and you all have soaked it up.

380
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Mix master Maddie in the house!

381
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Joey: Yeah.

382
00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:47,780
Maddie, what are you doing here?

383
00:18:47,814 --> 00:18:49,848
Diggie, I realized that...

384
00:18:49,883 --> 00:18:51,584
Being a part of a couple

385
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means sometimes doing things that the other person likes.

386
00:18:53,687 --> 00:18:57,556
So I met up with q-pop earlier, and he taught me a couple moves.

387
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I figure if I can't beat 'em, break 'em.

388
00:19:01,728 --> 00:19:04,730
Oh, and if you can't break 'em, breakdance.

389
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(Mouthing)

390
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:13,806
Seriously, Maddie, breakdancing is mc j-town and dig-dog's thing... whoa!

391
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(Clears throat)

392
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Cue it, pop.

393
00:19:16,443 --> 00:19:17,743
Oh, that's how I do!

394
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(Dance music playing)

395
00:19:41,768 --> 00:19:43,736
And that is how I do.

396
00:19:46,606 --> 00:19:47,740
Yeah, okay. Beat it, Joey.

397
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(Beatboxing)

398
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The other "beat it."

399
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I know.

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400
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(Mouthing)

401
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Okay.

402
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Get ready for a howl that is going to change your life.

403
00:20:08,528 --> 00:20:09,795
(Chuckles) Okay, get ready.

404
00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:13,599
It's coming. (Clears throat)

405
00:20:13,633 --> 00:20:14,633
Although, you know...

406
00:20:16,636 --> 00:20:19,605
Just sort of like off the top of my head,

407
00:20:19,639 --> 00:20:23,442
what if it was sort of less of a howl and more of a whistle?

408
00:20:23,476 --> 00:20:25,444
Yeah, yeah.

409
00:20:25,478 --> 00:20:26,779
'Cause I mean, the audience totally...

410
00:20:26,813 --> 00:20:27,880
just howl!

411
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Got it.

412
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(Howls)

413
00:20:37,524 --> 00:20:40,693
My name is fangs wolfert, and I'm here to try out for the part of Tristan.

414
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(Howls)

415
00:20:43,763 --> 00:20:45,831
What are you doing?

416
00:20:45,865 --> 00:20:47,800
(Chuckles)

417
00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:50,569
Just give me one second to talk to my wolf coach real quick.

418
00:20:50,603 --> 00:20:51,570
Get out.

419
00:20:52,839 --> 00:20:55,474
A wolf takes what it wants.

420
00:20:55,508 --> 00:20:56,809
And I'm taking this part.

421
00:20:56,843 --> 00:20:57,910
Oh.

422
00:20:57,944 --> 00:21:01,613
We are on a soundstage right now, fangs.

423
00:21:01,648 --> 00:21:04,416
This is my territory.

424
00:21:04,451 --> 00:21:05,851
Doesn't look like it.

425
00:21:05,885 --> 00:21:06,852
(Growls)

426
00:21:06,886 --> 00:21:08,587
(Growls)

427
00:21:08,621 --> 00:21:10,522
I am Tristan Lycanth.

428
00:21:10,557 --> 00:21:14,460
No, I am Tristan Lycanth.

429
00:21:14,494 --> 00:21:15,861
(Howls powerfully)

430
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(Dogs barking)

431
00:21:23,803 --> 00:21:25,604
And scene.

432
00:21:27,474 --> 00:21:29,441
Wow.

433
00:21:29,476 --> 00:21:31,543
Let us discuss and we'll get back to you.

434
00:21:31,578 --> 00:21:33,612
Find out who styles the brunette's hair.

435
00:21:33,646 --> 00:21:34,613
I love it.

436
00:21:36,516 --> 00:21:37,916
Fangs!

437
00:21:37,951 --> 00:21:40,786
All part of my plan.

438
00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:42,621
(Chuckles)

439
00:21:42,655 --> 00:21:44,456
Oh-ho...

440
00:21:44,491 --> 00:21:45,924
You are good.

441
00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:51,563
I knew that if I threatened your territory, all our hard work would pay off

442
00:21:51,598 --> 00:21:52,865
and your inner wolf would emerge.

443
00:21:52,899 --> 00:21:55,567
Well, I don't know if I'd beat Gosling or diesel,

444
00:21:55,602 --> 00:21:58,637
but I did it, fangs. I howled.

445
00:21:58,671 --> 00:21:59,805
I heard.

446
00:21:59,839 --> 00:22:01,874
It sounded like my mother.

447
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(Both howl)

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448
00:22:14,854 --> 00:22:17,423
Oh, this tension is killing me.

449
00:22:17,457 --> 00:22:19,892
Our little baby could be a movie star.

450
00:22:19,926 --> 00:22:22,461
Not could be. Will be.

451
00:22:22,495 --> 00:22:23,762
Guys guys guys guys.

452
00:22:23,797 --> 00:22:25,764
She just pulled up.

453
00:22:25,799 --> 00:22:29,435
Okay, everybody just act normal.

454
00:22:32,639 --> 00:22:34,440
Okay...

455
00:22:34,474 --> 00:22:35,574
More normal than that.

456
00:22:40,175 --> 00:22:41,330
Hey guys.

457
00:22:41,792 --> 00:22:42,585
(Door closes)

458
00:22:42,705 --> 00:22:44,365
Oh no.

459
00:22:44,607 --> 00:22:47,368
Oh well, who can beat Gosling and Diesel?

460
00:22:47,488 --> 00:22:48,869
Yeah.

461
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,654
Liv Rooney, that's who!

462
00:22:51,672 --> 00:22:52,706
I got the part!

463
00:22:52,757 --> 00:22:53,757
I'm gonna be Tristan Lycanth.

464
00:22:53,791 --> 00:22:56,009
(All cheer) This is amazing news!

465
00:22:57,678 --> 00:22:58,712
Let's celebrate!

466
00:22:58,763 --> 00:22:59,996
We need to party!

467
00:23:00,014 --> 00:23:01,848
- Whoop whoop whoop! - Party!

468
00:23:01,883 --> 00:23:03,683
- I want to... - Party.

469
00:23:03,718 --> 00:23:05,052
- I need to... - Guys, guys?

470
00:23:05,103 --> 00:23:07,020
I really really really appreciate that,

471
00:23:07,055 --> 00:23:09,940
but I'm pretty wiped out from the audition,

472
00:23:09,974 --> 00:23:11,975
so I think I'm just gonna go to bed.

473
00:23:12,009 --> 00:23:13,610
(Yawns)

474
00:23:18,983 --> 00:23:19,950
Good night.

475
00:23:23,654 --> 00:23:24,687
Six, seven, eight.

476
00:23:24,705 --> 00:23:26,022
- Party! - Whoop whoop whoop!