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Hey, honey. Check out my latest innovation in tree decorating.

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I built a base that turns the tree so you can decorate it easier.

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I call it "The Tree-zy Susan".

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Yep. After just three weeks in the wood shop,

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Dad has shaved five minutes off our decorating time.

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I finished my Christmas wish list, Mommy.

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The trick to getting what you really want for Christmas

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is to first ask for the impossible.

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I throw in a "Mommy" or two to grease the wheels.

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I only want one thing, Mommy.

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Peace on earth, good will toward men.

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[Sighs] Sorry, I guess that's two things.

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Well, they're a little tough to wrap and put under the tree.

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What else is on your list?

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Well, I didn't think I'd need a backup, but I guess I could settle for...

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The Screaming Dragon remote pilot helicopter

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with a built-in 13-megapixel camera.

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Well, they're kind of expensive.

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But I think we can get you that helicopter.

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That's how you get 'er done, son.

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Oh, please. Letting Parker think he's "working us".

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Has become a Christmas tradition.

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Last year he asked us to fill in the hole in the ozone layer.

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He got a bike.

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Seriously? A helicopter?

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He's just gonna break it in the first 15 minutes.

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May as well flush your money down the toilet.

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Oh, wait, you can't.

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His remote control submarine already clogged it.

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Mm, I hadn't thought about that.

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Operation toilet dive was a search and rescue mission

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for the action figure I flushed the day before.

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Never leave a man behind.

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Yeah, you're not helping your case here.

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I hate to say it, but I think Joey's right.

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You're just too young for such a sophisticated toy.

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All I want for Christmas now is revenge.

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And the helicopter.

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And the peace on earth stuff, but mostly revenge.

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And the helicopter.

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Dad, come on. Joey's ruining Christmas.

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Do something.

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I'm a little tied up right now, buddy.

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Better in stereo.

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B... b... better in stereo.

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-  I'm up with the sunshine. - Let's go.

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- I lace up my high tops. - Oh no.

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-  Slam dunk. - Ready or not.

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Yeah, show me what you got.

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-  I'm under the spotlight. - Holler.

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I dare you, come on and follow.

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You dance to your own beat. I'll sing the melody.

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When you say yea-ah-ah.

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I say no-oh-oh.

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When you say stop.

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All I want to do is go, go, go.

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You, you, the other half of me, me.

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The half I'll never be.

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The half that drives me crazy.

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You, you, the better half of me, me.

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The half I'll always need.

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But we both know.

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We're better in stereo...

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Oh, I am so excited that you're headlining channel four's holiday spectacular.

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Partly because it's great for the town,

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but mostly because I'd already told the committee you'd say yes.

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I mean, how can I say no?

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This is where it all began eight years ago.

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My little baby's first time out on stage singing her little heart out.

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I still remember how you wowed the crowd with "Frosty the Snowman".

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And "White Christmas".

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And "Little Drummer Boy".

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By the time you'd finished "O Little Town of Bethlehem,"

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I felt like I'd walked there myself.

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I never wanted it to end.

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And it almost didn't.

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Liv Rooney?

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Hi. I'm Jenny Keene.

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Hi. You are the adorable little girl that I get

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to share the stage with this Christmas Eve.

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I watched your audition tape, and you have some serious pipes, young lady.

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It feels so good to be talented, doesn't it?

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I want to be just like you when I grow up.

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Well, you are certainly on the right track.

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Eight years ago, I was you.

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I was a starry-eyed little girl, excited to make her first TV appearance.

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[Giggles]

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And I mean, after this show, my life changed forever.

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It's true. Without it, Liv never would have been cast

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in a local commercial as Mandy, the singing muffler.

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[Clears throat]

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Mandy says your muffler is a-okay.

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- [Clicks teeth] - [Chuckles]

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We still get a discount.

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But I didn't really have anyone to guide me, so I wanted to be that for you.

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You know, this industry can get kind of tough, and it's good to have a mentor.

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I can't believe Liv Rooney's going to be my celebrity mentor.

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Oh, stop. Celebrity mentor?

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[Chuckles] You don't have to say that...

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I mean, you definitely can. I'm not gonna stop you.

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Ho ho ho.

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No no no.

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Dude, what's with the suit?

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I have a plan to turn Christmas cheer into Christmas ka-ching.

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Ka-ching just bought you 15 seconds.

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Impress me.

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Okay, so they do that holiday spectacular tree lighting ceremony

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in the park next to Ridgewood High.

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But do you know what they don't have?

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Seven more seconds to impress me?

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A Santa stand.

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Adorable kids plus sentimental parents equals cold hard cash.

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Whoa. You actually had a good idea.

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It's a Christmas miracle.

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Well I spent too much on Christmas presents this year and I owe Dad some money.

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I need your help. So...

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You in?

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Keep your friends close and your jerky brother closer.

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If I can't play with the helicopter until I break it,

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I'm gonna play with Joey until I break him.

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A little quality time with my big bro on Christmas Eve?

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- You bet. - [Chuckles]

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This is channel four meteorologist Johnny Nimbus!

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Coming at you live from the sight of tomorrow's holiday spectacular.

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And I'm here alongside Pete Rooney,

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the Chairman of the Stevens Point tree lighting committee.

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Now, Pete, I see a tree, not a lot of lights.

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Don't leave us in the dark. [Laughs]

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Classic Nimbus.

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But seriously, what have you got planned?

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Are we on the air now, like, now now?

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Now?

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Hi.

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Uh, yeah we're live to over 50,000 viewers.

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Although I think that number drops every second

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you stand there like a frozen snowman.

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Excuse me, Johnny. Hi. I'm Maddie Rooney, co-chair.

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And think I could shed some light on that.

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[Laughs]

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Classic Maddie. [Sighs]

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So we envision a tree completely lit by candles.

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And we call it "Christmas unplugged".

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Hmm. "Christmas unplugged".

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Well, last year the Griswold family lit their tree with lasers

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and then they had a stealth bomber fly over and drop tinsel, but hey...

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I guess not everybody has to try.

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- So... - Uh, wait.

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You didn't let me finish.

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We were going to do the thing that I just said, but then we changed our

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minds and came up with something bigger and better and more awesome-er.

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All right. That's what Stevens Point wants to hear.

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Come on, give me the deets. What have you got planned?

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Merry Christmas.

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Well, Johnny, I think we're trying to keep

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our master plan kind of under wraps right now.

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But I can promise you that the Rooney tree is going to be

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the biggest and the best that Stevens Point has ever seen.

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Bam, what?!

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Oh-ho!

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All right. You heard it from Maddie Rooney.

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Boom, zap!

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So don't forget to come on down tomorrow night and see this amazing tree!

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In the snow!

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That's right. Rebel meteorologist Johnny Nimbus is ignoring the mega doppler radar,

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and every other station in town to guarantee you!

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A white Christmas.

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Nimbus out.

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- Great job, kid. - Thanks.

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[Groans]

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What did I just do?

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I just promised that we could top the Griswolds' tinsel flyby.

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Why did I just promise that?

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Next time, just let me do the talking.

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Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?

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Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?

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Up on the housetop click click click.

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Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick.

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[Squeals]

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Jenny, that was so great.

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That means everything coming from you, Liv.

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Well between this duet and Liv's solo,

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this is going to be the best tree lighting ceremony ever.

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Oh, thank you, Mrs. Rooney, for your wonderful flute playing.

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It's like listening to beauty share a hug with Grace.

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Well, thank you, Jenny.

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You know, I was a bit of a triple threat in high school myself.

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Flute, baton twirling, and flag spinning.

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Pep squad in the house.

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Once you've mastered the flag twirl...

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You never forget.

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It's in my bones.

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Well, I'm gonna go check on dinner.

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Now you girls keep practicing. You sound great.

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Aw. Everyone sounds great when they're singing with Liv.

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[Giggles]

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Because you sound like a dying walrus.

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[Chuckles]

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You are just too sweet.

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Wait, what?

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Listen up, blondie.

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I'm making some changes starting with this stupid outfit.

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I'm the star of the show. I should have the cool dress!

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Um...

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I'm pretty sure I'm the star of the show. I am the one lighting the tree,

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oh, and also I'm the one who had her own hit TV show.

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If you try to steal my spotlight, I will chew you up and spit you out.

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Mrs. Rooney.

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Could you drive me home? I promised Mommy I'd read to grandpa tonight.

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Well, you are just too good to be true.

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Sure, I was just gonna get some things for dinner. Let's go.

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Not before I get a hug from Liv.

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[Giggles]

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Watch your back.

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Oh.

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That girl is such an Angel. She insisted that I give you these cookies.

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[Gasps] Mom! Don't eat those.

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Now I know we watch our carbs around the holidays, but what was that?

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Jenny Keene is a monster.

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Yeah.

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One minute it's "beauty sharing a hug with Grace".

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And the next it's "watch your back".

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Honey, that can't be true.

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During the ride home, she sang me "the 12 days of Christmas"...

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Complimented my shoes, and offered me gas money.

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Ha! She's a liar. Your shoes are hideous.

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Honey...

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Imagine how scared that little girl must be to share a spotlight with Liv Rooney.

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Yeah. [Chuckles] I guess you're right.

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Must be so cold there in my shadow.

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Look, this is what being a mentor is all about.

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That little girl needs your guidance.

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I guess everybody gets nervous in different ways.

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You know some people chew their fingernails,

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and other people turn into a Demon spawn.

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Well, let's cheer ourselves up.

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We can watch the clip of your Dad freezing up on the news again.

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- Merry Christmas. - [Both laugh]

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Status update, Dad?

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I've strung seven and a half miles of tree lights,

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hardwired her into the main power grid to the school,

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and duct taped 19 power strips together.

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[Grunts]

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- We are gonna blow the Griswolds away. - [Grunts]

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Hey. Check out the awesome tree topper I found.

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You... [chuckles]

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You might need these.

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Whoa.

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Every superhero in the world is gonna report to Stevens Point this Christmas Eve.

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Go Rooneys.

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[Grunts] Yeah.

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Run along now. Merry Christmas.

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I have to hand it to you, setting up right next to the park was genius.

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Why don't you run over there and round up some more customers, my good Elf?

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You got it, Mr. Kringle.

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Oh, how I wanted to shove fake snow in that stupid jolly face of his.

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But first, I was gonna mess with him.

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And frankly, the tips were great.

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Whoa-ho-ho!

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Santa's lap is not a toilet.

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That is like the fifth kid to do that.

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What is going on here?

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Free apple cider.

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Remember, you cannot get on Santa's lap until you drink every last drop.

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Good...

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Evening, Stevens Point!

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And...

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Welcome to the channel four tree lighting holiday spectacular.

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Brought to you by Greenstein's Bagels...

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Your schmear for Christmas cheer.

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Mmm!

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Delicious. Hey, everybody, I'm Johnny Nimbus.

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The only weatherman guaranteeing you a white Christmas.

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That's right. No other channel's predicting snow.

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- Why you gotta hate, channel eight? - [Laughs]

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Cue my snow.

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- Come on. - [Applause]

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Here it comes.

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Any minute now. All right, it's coming, folks.

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Don't worry about it, but hey, right now, I want you to give it

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up for hometown sweetheart Liv Rooney!

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And newcomer Jenny Keene.

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Up on the housetop reindeer pause.

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Out jumps good old Santa Claus.

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Down through the chimney with lots of toys.

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All for the little ones, Christmas joys.

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How dare that ungrateful little reindeer

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come out wearing the same cutie claus outfit as me.

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And look cuter than me in it.

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Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?

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Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?

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Up on the housetop, click click click.

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Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick.

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Oops. I think I just landed myself on the naughty list.

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Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?

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Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?

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Up on the housetop, click click click.

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Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick.

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I don't know when you and Jenny worked out that comedy routine, but it was hysterical.

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[Laughs]

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No, that wasn't planned. She was trying to destroy me.

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[Snorts] Come on, Liv. That sweet little girl was not trying to destroy you.

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Did you all not just see the candy cane beat down?

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She was doing absolutely everything she could to make me look bad.

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Give her a break, Liv.

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Do you not remember how you were at her age?

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I was not a monster like that.

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- I have to go get wardrobe. - Got to work on that tree.

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- [Camera shutter clicks] - [Sighs]

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Ho ho ho.

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So you are the last kid on Santa's lap.

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What are you gonna do?

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Pee on me, spit in my face,

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pour itching powder down my suit, throw my glasses in the bushes?

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I have seen it all today, kid.

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Just pick one and do it quick.

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[Blows]

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Blowing your nose in my beard was not an option.

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Get off of me.

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[Groans]

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Parker, there you are.

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Here's 10 bucks. Add it to the pot. How much did we end up with?

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Including the 10 bucks, that would be... [mouths]

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10 bucks.

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What? They've been handing you money all afternoon. Where did it go?

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I'm sorry. I meant 10 bucks and this.

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[Helicopter whirs]

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One Screaming Dragon helicopter.

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You used all of our Santa money and bought yourself the helicopter?

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I also paid kids to pee on you, spit in your face,

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pour itching powder down your suit, and throw your glasses into the bushes.

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Why?

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Because Mom was gonna get that helicopter for me until you wrecked my dream.

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Welcome to Christmas revenge.

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Ho-ho-how you like me now?

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The only reason I did this Santa stand was so I could pay off your Christmas present.

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[Grunts]

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I talked Mom out of getting you that helicopter...

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Because I already got it for you.

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I'm sorry, munch. I had no idea you cared.

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Me either. I guess it's just the Christmas spirit.

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Come on.

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Are you hugging me because you love me, or because you're covered in kid pee?

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Mm, why can't it be both?

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'Twas the night before Christmas!

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And all through the park...

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There are a bunch of people saying "hey, Johnny, why's that tree still dark?"

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- Huh? - [Applause]

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All right, folks. Well, before our big show-stopping solo,

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Liv Rooney has the honor of lighting that tree.

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So let's get her out here, huh? Come on.

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[Cheering]

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[Chuckles, clears throat]

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Thank you, Johnny. Lighting this tree is a great honor...

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But it is one that I would like to pass on to the young and...

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Very talented Jenny Keene.

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This is her moment.

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[Applause]

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Maybe all Jenny needed was that one person to truly care about her

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so that she could blossom into the greatest version of herself.

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Get off my stage, blondie.

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[Giggles]

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Okay. Maybe not.

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Merry Christmas, Stevens Point.

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[Cheering, exclaims]

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Ha! Yes!

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Ha ha.

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Uh, Dad, is that supposed to be smoking like that?

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Well, it looks like little Jenny Keene just ruined Christmas.

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Christmas Tree down. Christmas Tree down!

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Liv Rooney, you set me up!

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She ruined my big moment.

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I hate this town, and everyone in it!

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And that, ladies and gentlemen...

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Was little Jenny Keene's impression of Ebenezer Scrooge.

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Yay, Jenny. [Chuckles]

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Oh, what a talented little actress, am I right?

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So that's probably it for the show.

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Merry Christmas?

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Oh. Wow.

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She really is a monster.

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Yeah, I told you, Mom. She is way worse than I was.

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It's Christmas, Sweetie. Sure.

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Well, I guess the show's over.

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- It's a bummer. - Oh, I know, honey. I was...

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I was really looking forward to your big solo.

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Don't give up yet.

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I think Dad and I may have actually found a way to save Christmas.

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Get ready for "Christmas unplugged".

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[Squeals]

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And Liv gets to sing "let it snow".

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That is the only song you'll be singing, right?

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[Guitar playing]

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Oh, the weather outside is frightful.

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But the fire is so delightful.

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And since we've no place to go...

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Let it snow, let it snow. Let it snow.

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[Flute playing]

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Oh, it doesn't show signs of stopping.

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And I've bought some corn for popping.

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The lights are turned way down low.

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Let it snow, let it snow. Let it snow...

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Even though it didn't snow, it's kind of the perfect Christmas Eve, huh?

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Yeah, except I already broke my helicopter.

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Well, at least you have a backup.

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Nope, broke that one too.

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All the way home I'll be warm.

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The fire is slowly dying.

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And my dear, we're still goodbye-ing.

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But as long as you love me so.

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Let it snow, let it snow. Let it snow.

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[Cheering]

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All right, listen. Good night, everybody.

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I know it didn't snow, but at least it didn't rain, right?

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- [Thunder crashes] - [All groan]

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Are you kidding me?

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Uh, Parker, Dad, come quick before it stops.

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- What is it, son? - Is it snowing on Christmas?

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Better.

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[Laughs]

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I got her those for Christmas.

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Oh, thank you, Father.