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# Public: Returns an Array of States (for use in Select Tags)
#
#   short - (bool) If you want the function to return State Abreviations or full state names.
#
# Returns array.
def state_list(short=false)
  if short
    return ['AL','AK','AZ','AR','CA','CO','CT','DE','FL','GA','HI','ID','IL','IN','IA','KS','KY','LA','ME','MD','MA','MI','MN','MS','MO','MT','NE','NV','NH','NJ','NM','NY','NC','ND','OH','OK','OR','PA','RI','SC','SD','TN','TX','UT','VT','VA','WA','WV','WI','WY']
  else
    return ['Alabama','Alaska','Arizona','Arkansas','California','Colorado','Connecticut','Delaware','Florida','Georgia','Hawaii','Idaho','Illinois','Indiana','Iowa','Kansas','Kentucky','Louisiana','Maine','Maryland','Massachusetts','Michigan','Minnesota','Mississippi','Missouri','Montana','Nebraska','Nevada','New Hampshire','New Jersey','New Mexico','New York','North Carolina','North Dakota','Ohio','Oklahoma','Oregon','Pennsylvania','Rhode Island','South Carolina','South Dakota','Tennessee','Texas','Utah','Vermont','Virginia','Wash

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def witty_tagline
   uri = URI.parse("http://www.iheartquotes.com/api/v1/random?source=oneliners&format=text")
   http = Net::HTTP.new(uri.host, uri.port)
   http.use_ssl = false
   request = Net::HTTP::Get.new(uri.request_uri)
   response = http.request(request)

   raw CGI::unescape(response.body).split("[")[0]
end