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def protecter():
sb = []
sb.append(" _ooOoo_\n")
sb.append(" o8888888o\n")
sb.append(" 88\" . \"88\n")
sb.append(" (| -_- |)\n")
sb.append(" O\\ = /O\n")
sb.append(" ____/`---'\\____\n")
sb.append(" .' \\\\| |// `.\n")
sb.append(" / \\\\||| : |||// \\ \n")
sb.append(" / _||||| -:- |||||- \\ \n")
sb.append(" | | \\\\\\ - /// | |\n")
sb.append(" | \\_| ''\\---/'' | |\n")
sb.append(" \\ .-\\__ `-` ___/-. /\n")
sb.append(" ___`. .' /--.--\\ `. . __\n")
sb.append(" .\"\" '< `.___\\_<|>_/___.' >'\"\".\n")
sb.append(" | | : `- \\`.;`\\ _ /`;.`/ - ` : | |\n")
sb.append(" \\ \\ `-. \\_ __\\ /__ _/ .-` / /\n")
sb.append("======`-.____`-.___\\_____/___.-`____.-'======\n")
sb.append(" `=---='\n")
sb.append("^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\n")
sb.append("\t 佛祖保佑 永无BUG\n")
sb.append("\t写字楼里写字间,写字间里程序员;\n")
sb.append("\t程序人员写程序,又拿程序换酒钱。\n")
sb.append("\t酒醒只在网上坐,酒醉还来网下眠;\n")
sb.append("\t酒醉酒醒日复日,网上网下年复年。\n")
sb.append("\t但愿老死电脑间,不愿鞠躬老板前;\n")
sb.append("\t奔驰宝马贵者趣,公交自行程序员。\n")
sb.append("\t别人笑我忒疯癫,我笑自己命太贱;\n")
sb.append("\t不见满街漂亮妹,哪个归得程序员?\n")
print ''.join(sb)
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 ["                  _ooOoo_\n"
 ,"                  o8888888o\n"
 ,"                  88\" . \"88\n"
 ,"                  (| -_- |\n"
 ,"                  O\\  =  /O\n"
 ,"               ____/`---'\\____\n"
 ,"             .'  \\\\|     |//  `.\n"
 ,"            /  \\\\|||  :  |||//  \\ \n"
 ,"           /  _||||| -:- |||||-  \\ \n"
 ,"           |   | \\\\\\  -  /// |   |\n"
 ,"           | \\_|  ''\\---/''  |   |\n"
 ,"           \\  .-\\__  `-`  ___/-. /\n"
 ,"         ___`. .'  /--.--\\  `. . __\n"
 ,"      .\"\" '<  `.___\\_<|>_/___.'  >'\"\".\n"
 ,"     | | :  `- \\`.;`\\ _ /`;.`/ - ` : | |\n"
 ,"     \\  \\ `-.   \\_ __\\ /__ _/   .-` /  /\n"
 ,"======`-.____`-.___\\_____/___.-`____.-'======\n"
 ,"                   `=---='\n"
 ,"^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\n"
 ,"\t     佛祖保佑  永无BUG\n"
 ,"\t写字楼里写字间,写字间里程序员;\n"
 ,"\t程序人员写程序,又拿程序换酒钱。\n"
 ,"\t酒醒只在网上坐,酒醉还来网下眠;\n"
 ,"\t酒醉酒醒日复日,网上网下年复年。\n"
 ,"\t但愿老死电脑间,不愿鞠躬老板前;\n"
 ,"\t奔驰宝马贵者趣,公交自行程序员。\n"
 ,"\t别人笑我忒疯癫,我笑自己命太贱;\n"
 ,"\t不见满街漂亮妹,哪个归得程序员?\n"].join('')
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