kentbrew

The Problem

Standard practices say no non-root process gets to talk to the Internet on a port less than 1024. How, then, could I get Node talking on port 80 on EC2? (I wanted it to go as fast as possible and use the smallest possible share of my teeny tiny little micro-instance's resources, so proxying through nginx or Apache seemed suboptimal.)

The temptingly easy but ultimately wrong solution:

Alter the port the script talks to from 8000 to 80:

}).listen(80);

1wErt3r

;SMBDIS.ASM - A COMPREHENSIVE SUPER MARIO BROS. DISASSEMBLY
;by doppelganger (doppelheathen@gmail.com)

;This file is provided for your own use as-is.  It will require the character rom data
;and an iNES file header to get it to work.

;There are so many people I have to thank for this, that taking all the credit for
;myself would be an unforgivable act of arrogance. Without their help this would
;probably not be possible.  So I thank all the peeps in the nesdev scene whose insight into
;the 6502 and the NES helped me learn how it works (you guys know who you are, there's no 

quchen

13:15 <xQuasar>      | HASKELL IS FOR FUCKIN FAGGOTS. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF 
                     | FUCKIN PUSSIES
13:15 <xQuasar>      | JAVASCRIPT FOR LIFE FAGS
13:16 <luite>        | hello
13:16 <ChongLi>      | somebody has a mental illness!
13:16 <merijn>       | Wow...I suddenly see the error of my ways and feel 
                     | compelled to write Node.js!
13:16 <genisage>     | hi
13:16 <luite>        | you might be pleased to learn that you can compile 
                     | haskell to javascript now

aras-p

// Just before switching jobs:
// Add one of these.
// Preferably into the same commit where you do a large merge.
//
// This started as a tweet with a joke of "C++ pro-tip: #define private public",
// and then it quickly escalated into more and more evil suggestions.
// I've tried to capture interesting suggestions here.
//
// Contributors: @r2d2rigo, @joeldevahl, @msinilo, @_Humus_,
// @YuriyODonnell, @rygorous, @cmuratori, @mike_acton, @grumpygiant,

orls

1

    std::set phoenix;
    phoenix.key_comp();

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373889

2

iantruslove

Beyond hello world: building a simple ClojureScript single page web application

Shown at Feb '14 Den of Clojure

Intro

So you've read the blogs and thought how fun it would be to write web front ends with your favorite lisp. Perhaps you've even fired up the repl and done a little playing. But how do you get from there to a

ryanzabcik

if [ $EUID != 0 ]; then
    echo "It's a weird tree."
else
    echo '     _              __'
    echo '    / `\  (~._    ./  )'
    echo '    \__/ __`-_\__/ ./'
    echo '   _ \ \/  \   \ |_   __'
    echo ' (   )  \__/ -^    \ /  \'
    echo '  \_/ "  \  | o  o  |.. /  __'
    echo "       \\. --' ====  /  || /  \\ "

sunng87

(defn invoke-private-method [obj fn-name-string & args]
  (let [m (first (filter (fn [x] (.. x getName (equals fn-name-string)))
                   (.. obj getClass getDeclaredMethods)))]
    (. m (setAccessible true))
    (. m (invoke obj args))))

(defn private-field [obj fn-name-string]
  (let [m (.. obj getClass (getDeclaredField fn-name-string))]
    (. m (setAccessible true))
    (. m (get obj))))

rauchg

require-from-twitter

Since Twitter doesn't have an edit button, it's a suitable host for JavaScript modules.

How to use

Source tweet: https://twitter.com/rauchg/status/712799807073419264

const leftPad = await requireFromTwitter('712799807073419264');

Haspaker

(defn neighbors
  ([size yx] (neighbors [[0 0] [1 1] [-1 -1] [-1 1] [1 -1] [-1 0] [1 0] [0 -1] [0 1]] size yx))
  ([deltas size yx]
     (filter (fn [new-yx]
               (every? #(< -1 % size) new-yx))
             (map #(vec (map + yx %))
                deltas))))

(defn density [matrix y x]
  (let [neighbors (map #(get-in matrix %) (neighbors (count matrix) [y x]))