AFK responses for SOChatBot

Responses.js

var responses = [
    {
        outgoing : 'Why are you leaving me!?',
        incoming : [
            'Welcome back!', 'Where were you!?',
            'You saw that whore again, didn\'t you!?'
        ]
    },
    {
        outgoing : 'Just go already!',
        incoming : [
            'Oh, it\'s you again...', 'Look at what the cat dragged in...',
            'You\'ve got some balls, coming back here after what you did.'
        ]
    },
    {
        outgoing : 'Nobody cares.',
        incoming : [
            'I already told you, nobody cares.',
            'There goes the neighbourhood.'
        ]
    },
    {
        outgoing : 'Hurry back, ok?',
        incoming : [
            'I thought you\'d never come back!',
            'It\'s been 20 years. You can\'t just waltz back into my life ' +
                'like this.'
        ]
    },
    {
        outgoing : 'Stay safe.',
        incoming : [ 'Were you bitten!? Strip! Prove you weren\'t bitten.' ]
    },
    {
        outgoing : 'Can you pick up some milk on your way back?',
        incoming : [
            'Where\'s the milk?',
            'Turns out I already have milk. Oops.'
        ]
    },
    {
        outgoing : 'Apricots are people too!',
        incoming : [
            'You taste just like raisin.', 'I am a banana!',
            'My spoon is too big!', 'BROOOOOOOOOOOO.'
        ]
    }
];

outgoing:
"Be a good little dear"
incoming:
"Did momma's little boy have a good time?"

outgoing:
"Sigh not again"
incoming:
"You're late. You've been cheating on me with that IRC bot!"
"You're drunk again"

going: Please don't mess up any slides
back: yea, thanks, I used to like going to that park.

going: Hit the road jack, and don't you come back no more no more no more no more
back: What you say?

going: This wouldn't be an issue if you just stopped $reason
back: I knew you wouldn't stop.

going: You are in my heart always.
back: So it has come to this.

going: Where are you going?
back: Welcome back.
Took long enough...
Where were you again?

add for going: 'Can you pick up some milk on your way back?'
back: Oh, yeah! Will you go back and get some eggs?

Going: "Grab me a gallon of milk. Oh, and if they've got eggs, get a dozen."
Back: "Why do you have twelve gallons of milk?"