For all those still trying to find a job. Inspired by Stan by Eminem.
Still Trying And Nothing
Dear Employers, I wrote you but still ain't callin' I left my address, my email, and my phone number at the bottom I sent two CVs back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem with my Gmail or somethin' Sometimes I misspell email addresses when I type 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man, are you hiring?