In the last two weeks before the presidential election of the United States. Former Vice President Joe Biden agreed to debate the Greek scholar Diogenes, rather than his opponent President Donald Trump. Here is a transcript of the debate:
Chris Wallace: Hello, and welcome to tonight's debate. I am the moderator of tonight's debate and your host Chris Wallace. Tonight's format will allow each candidate 2 minutes to answer a wide range of questions of interest to the American people. In the interest of time we shall skip the opening statements. Diogenes has won the coin toss, and will go first.
Chris Wallace: Diogenes, what questions would you like to ask Vice President Joe Biden?
Diogenes: (in ancient Greek) What do you mean by "what questions?" You are asking me to ask my opponent for an opening statement! This is not fair at all! I have never met him nor spoken with him in any way. He has no right to demand that I answer his questions or even speak to me at all. If he thinks I