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How to throttle the FCC to dial up modem speeds on your website using Nginx
# The blog post that started it all: https://neocities.org/blog/the-fcc-is-now-rate-limited
#
# Current known FCC address ranges:
# https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7716915
#
# Confirm/locate FCC IP ranges with this: http://whois.arin.net/rest/net/NET-165-135-0-0-1/pft
#
# In your nginx.conf:
location / {
if ( $remote_addr ~* 192.133.125.0/24 ) {
limit_rate 3k;
}
if ( $remote_addr ~* 165.135.0.0/16 ) {
limit_rate 3k;
}
if ( $remote_addr ~* 192.104.54.0/24 ) {
limit_rate 3k;
}
if ( $remote_addr ~* 4.21.126.0/24 ) {
limit_rate 3k;
}
if ( $remote_addr ~* 65.125.25.64/26 ) {
limit_rate 3k;
}
if ( $remote_addr ~* 208.23.64.0/25 ) {
limit_rate 3k;
}
# put the serve files or proxy_pass code here.
}
@madrobby
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@AfterCredits
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Sorry for the n00b question...

My site is WordPress powered hosted on GoDaddy. Any idea how to implement this? Or if someone can make a plugin like the SOPA blackout one, that would be awesome!

@PowerFist
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Thank you for this, implementing it directly. Logic will prevail.

@jedsmith
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I look forward to these ranges being reassigned, then all of you forgetting this shit in your long, crusty configuration file, then spending four days trying to figure out why only $isp customers in $region can't do shit with your site.

Oh wait, if you're sticking this in your config and getting away with it, you don't have a site of note. So, never mind.

(Also, the Apache 12-regexes-per-request to a PHP script that calls sleep() is my personal favorite. In grown-up operations terms, we call that a "DoS vector," being one while(1) away from unresponsive.)

@aardvark857
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Not tested and could use some improvements. I'll make a better version and post tomorrow.

= ip2long("192.133.125.0") && $ip <= ip2long("192.133.125.24") ) || ( $ip >= ip2long("165.135.0.0") && $ip <= ip2long("165.135.0.16") ) || ( $ip >= ip2long("192.104.54.0") && $ip <= ip2long("192.104.54.24") ) || ( $ip >= ip2long("4.21.126.0") && $ip <= ip2long("4.21.126.0/24") ) || ( $ip >= ip2long("65.125.25.26") && $ip <= ip2long("65.125.25.64") ) || ( $ip >= ip2long("208.23.64.0") && $ip <= ip2long("208.23.64.25") )) { //Redirect to some horrible site. You need to change the last line for this script to work. header("Location: lemonparty.org || meatspin.cc || someOtherHorribleSite.whatevs"); die(); } ?>

@m1
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m1 commented May 11, 2014

@jedsmith

Apache 12-regexes-per-request
In grown-up operations terms, we call that a "DoS vector," being one while(1) away from unresponsive.)

Can't tell if this is a joke or pure idiocy. Also this made me laugh:

Oh wait, if you're sticking this in your config and getting away with it, you don't have a site of note. So, never mind.

@handelaar
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@m1 Pay no heed. Apple's employees know everything about everything.

@jdorfman
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Genius.

FWIW: If you are a MaxCDN customer you can enable this in the CP: http://blog.maxcdn.com/throttle-fcc-fight-net-neutrality/

@flipflopsimsommer
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👍

@wasnertobias
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+1

@Danw33
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Danw33 commented May 21, 2014

Brilliant! Implementing this on all of my sites...

@JCron245
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Anyone implemented this recently?

@Serkan-devel
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Are those IP-ranges still correct?

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