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# NOTE: Both of these would have best been served by the server in Seattle.

traceroute to 198.51.233.1 (198.51.233.1), 30 hops max, 60 byte packets
 1  192.168.1.1 0.444 ms  0.408 ms  0.396 ms
 2  * * *
 3  xe-3-0-2-sur04.troutdale.or.bverton.comcast.net (68.87.217.233)  12.892 ms  13.820 ms  13.823 ms
 4  ae-52-ar01.troutdale.or.bverton.comcast.net (68.87.216.253)  13.816 ms  14.033 ms  13.788 ms
 5  ae-2-ar01.beaverton.or.bverton.comcast.net (68.85.146.77)  15.029 ms * *
 6  be-33490-cr01.sunnyvale.ca.ibone.comcast.net (68.86.92.205)  28.049 ms  27.238 ms  27.161 ms
 7  be-10915-cr02.losangeles.ca.ibone.comcast.net (68.86.86.98)  35.109 ms  34.202 ms  31.920 ms

kyledrake

log syslog all;

router id **MY_IP**;

protocol bgp vultr {
  local as 395409;
  source address **MY_IP**;
  import none;
  export all;
  graceful restart on;

kyledrake

# A very basic HTTP server
require "http/server"

server = HTTP::Server.new(8080) do |context|
  context.response.content_type = "text/plain"
  context.response.print "Hello world"
end

puts "Listening on http://0.0.0.0:8080"
server.listen

kyledrake

# 1. Install mplayer command line (via Brew, Macports, or APT)
# 2. Add the following aliases to ~/.profile
# 3. Type `source ~/.profile`
# 3. Type `news` or `current` to listen in your terminal

alias news="mplayer -playlist http://minnesota.publicradio.org/tools/play/streams/news.pls" # MPR News 
alias current="mplayer -playlist http://minnesota.publicradio.org/tools/play/streams/the_current.pls" # The Current 
alias classical="mplayer -playlist http://minnesota.publicradio.org/tools/play/streams/classical.pls" # Classical MPR 
alias localcurrent="mplayer -playlist http://minnesota.publicradio.org/tools/play/streams/local.pls" # Local Current 
alias heartland="mplayer -playlist http://minnesota.publicradio.org/tools/play/streams/radio_heartland.pls" # MPR Radio Heartland 

kyledrake

# puma -p 31337 -q

require 'net/http'

run Proc.new { |env|
  uri = URI('http://127.0.0.1:80/')

  response = nil

  Net::HTTP.start(uri.host, uri.port) do |http|

kyledrake

$ curl -kvv --tlsv1.2 https://sni.nakamura.io:4567/
*   Trying 127.0.0.1...
* Connected to sni.nakamura.io (127.0.0.1) port 4567 (#0)
* Cipher selection: ALL:!EXPORT:!EXPORT40:!EXPORT56:!aNULL:!LOW:!RC4:@STRENGTH
* TLSv1.2 (OUT), TLS handshake, Client hello (1):
* TLSv1.2 (IN), TLS handshake, Server hello (2):
* TLSv1.2 (IN), TLS handshake, Certificate (11):
* TLSv1.2 (IN), TLS handshake, Server key exchange (12):
* TLSv1.2 (IN), TLS handshake, Server finished (14):
* TLSv1.2 (OUT), TLS handshake, Client key exchange (16):

kyledrake

#!/bin/bash
# First, install ncat: http://nmap.org/ncat/
# Usually comes with the 'nmap' package on distributions.

ncat -k -v -l -p 5555 -c 'ipfs refs local | gzip'

# To retrieve on the client machine:
# nc 127.0.0.1 5555 | gunzip | ipfs pin add -r

kyledrake

# Everything else was worse...
# https://developer.paypal.com/docs/api/
require 'rest_client'
require 'addressable/uri'
require 'thread'

class Paypal
  OAUTH2_IS_INCREDIBLY_SHITTY_COMEDY_TIME_PADDING = 10
  SANDBOX_URI = Addressable::URI.parse 'https://api.sandbox.paypal.com/v1'
  LIVE_URI = Addressable::URI.parse 'https://api.paypal.com/v1'

kyledrake

require 'rmagick'
require 'pry'

$filtered_sites = []

def web_site_too_blank?(path)
  img =  Magick::Image.read(path).first
  pix = img.scale(1, 1)
  average_color = pix.pixel_color(0,0)

kyledrake

# Procedure is for Ubuntu 14.04 LTS.

# Using these guides:
# http://datacenteroverlords.com/2012/03/01/creating-your-own-ssl-certificate-authority/
# https://turboflash.wordpress.com/2009/06/23/curl-adding-installing-trusting-new-self-signed-certificate/
# https://jamielinux.com/articles/2013/08/act-as-your-own-certificate-authority/

# Generate the root (GIVE IT A PASSWORD IF YOU'RE NOT AUTOMATING SIGNING!):
openssl genrsa -aes256 -out ca.key 2048
openssl req -new -x509 -days 7300 -key ca.key -sha256 -extensions v3_ca -out ca.crt